• A Simple Guide to being Alpha - Getting Girls!!
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[QUOTE=Zyzz;23778019]Tonight bro. Sounds like a nightmare. Having sex with the same girl every day, I bet she isn't very attractive also. I have never been cheated on [b]period[/b].[/QUOTE] I just give up with you, believe what you will, have fun with your sluts and your syphilis, post pics of penis bleeding in a few months and get funnies in a few months, dear sir. [QUOTE=D2K5S1;23777945]Why thank you my good sir.[/QUOTE] :buddy: No problem, jus' stating the truth.
You can say shit all you like, facepunch. Truth is, we're have more freedom in every way you could perceive. You can't fucking do anything about that.
[QUOTE=Darkieus;23778048]Insecurity is one of the many stepping stones to constantly toning and outfitting yourself with such physiques. Even when you've achieved your goal you feel you can do more, and fear that if you stop- if you try to tread off the beaten path, if you have one less girl than you had the other night, you might be losing your game and once more at risk of ridicule. The kind of attention you get in real life is both hilarious and one to shake your head at. I'm hoping that one day perhaps you and your 'brah' will outgrow this cute stage in your life and, when you're older (or if you don't outgrow this stage, in prison) and look back on your life you'll realize you had the potential to be something so much more. With both physique, a positive attitude, and a brilliant mind (your group happens to lack one of these things, if you can't guess it's the latter) you could have accomplished much; but unfortunately getting various dull-witted girls pregnant to overcome whatever social and personal problems you must contend with in your own mind every day that causes such insecurities is obviously getting the better of you. Unfortunate.[/QUOTE] skimmed through your post, basically what you're saying is you shouldn't continuously try and improve yourself (as we are doing, in our physiques for example) which is maybe why most of you continue to be small and weak. It's not insecurities, it's called having an interest (in our case bodybuilding) and continue getting better at it, rather than your hobby which is sitting playing computer games. you might also be interested to know, we are all in university and actually work pretty hard, but we also like to (and are able to, unlike you guys) go out and enjoy being shredded and stylin' on absolutely everyone. U mad?
We'll send the cyber poh-leece after you for being cyber trolls.
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23778091]You can say shit all you like, facepunch. Truth is, we're have more freedom in every way you could perceive. You can't fucking do anything about that.[/QUOTE] Assumptions are dangerous!
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23778091]You can say shit all you like, facepunch. Truth is, we're have more freedom in every way you could perceive. You can't fucking do anything about that.[/QUOTE] Bwhaha. Alright now I am cracking up. What freedom? You sit at the gym all day, troll internet forums for amusement, and fuck sluts. Excuse me for sounding like an asshole, but seriously... What fucking freedom?!
I think the cyber police are going to bust down this thread's door soon and unleash the consequences on the trolls in here
[QUOTE=babo;23778107]skimmed through your post, basically what you're saying is you shouldn't continuously try and improve yourself (as we are doing, in our physiques for example) which is maybe why most of you continue to be small and weak. It's not insecurities, it's called having an interest (in our case bodybuilding) and continue getting better at it, rather than your hobby which is sitting playing computer games. you might also be interested to know, we are all in university and actually work pretty hard, but we also like to (and are able to, unlike you guys) go out and enjoy being shredded and stylin' on absolutely everyone. U mad?[/QUOTE] Skimmed? Proves you have a lazy brain mate, being in university doesn't mean you know how to use your brain.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;23778127]Bwhaha. Alright now I am cracking up. What freedom? You sit at the gym all day, troll internet forums for amusement, and fuck sluts. Excuse me for sounding like an asshole, but seriously... What fucking freedom?![/QUOTE] Our workouts last no longer than 1 hour a day. We socialize with our friends, do something manly and then come back home.
Op gets all the boys.
Manly, involving masturbating at anime,aye ?
[QUOTE=babo;23778107] you might also be interested to know, we are all in university and actually work pretty hard, but we also like to (and are able to, unlike you guys) go out and enjoy being shredded and stylin' on absolutely everyone.[/QUOTE] yeah you definitely work hard at that university sitting browsing the internet all day on a monday when you're supposed to be in classes [editline]08:16AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Zyzz;23778147]Our workouts last no longer than 1 hour a day. We socialize with our friends, do something manly and then come back home.[/QUOTE] your biceps do not count as your friends
[QUOTE=babo;23778107]skimmed through your post, basically what you're saying is you shouldn't continuously try and improve yourself (as we are doing, in our physiques for example) which is maybe why most of you continue to be small and weak. It's not insecurities, it's called having an interest (in our case bodybuilding) and continue getting better at it, rather than your hobby which is sitting playing computer games. you might also be interested to know, we are all in university and actually work pretty hard, but we also like to (and are able to, unlike you guys) go out and enjoy being shredded and stylin' on absolutely everyone. U mad?[/QUOTE] Perhaps had you actually read the words I'd typed for you, you would have known I'd hoped you would have done more than tone your physique. Working out takes all but 3 hours of a long 16 hour work day (or 12 hour work day if you sleep a lot, like a majority of Americans and other nationals). Beyond toning your physique you could be doing much more. It's always nice to have a hobby, but there's also a very fine line between having a hobby, and having an unhealthy obsession. Remember, you body could be the healthiest item in the world, and if your brain was corrupt and sick, you wouldn't live any longer than the most unhealthiest ( a clear exaggeration but there's a point to be made ) man of equal age with a brighter mind. You also claim to be in a university; may I know the name? What professors have you been through? What do you call hard-work? What are your majors and minors? I understand you're all just simply trolling and getting quite a kick otherwise, and more power to you for having a bit of fun in a world that takes life too seriously.
It's funny seeing how so many dumb people don't see that this is a joke.
This thread is full of homosex.
i want to be a muscle man but all the meth makes me damn skinny. OP how do i remedy this?
[QUOTE=Doomish;23778157]yeah you definitely work hard at that university sitting browsing the internet all day on a monday when you're supposed to be in classes [editline]08:16AM[/editline] your biceps do not count as your friends[/QUOTE] We're in Australia, where the superior genetics are. And nice insult there, brah. I laughed.
[QUOTE=Doomish;23778157]yeah you definitely work hard at that university sitting browsing the internet all day on a monday when you're supposed to be in classes [editline]08:16AM[/editline] your biceps do not count as your friends[/QUOTE] its nearly 11.30pm here in Sydney. U mad? Plus, i've made a total of 7 posts on this forum U still mad?
[QUOTE=Darkieus;23778173]Perhaps had you actually read the words I'd typed for you, you would have known I'd hoped you would have done more than tone your physique. Working out takes all but 3 hours of a long 16 hour work day (or 12 hour work day if you sleep a lot, like a majority of Americans and other nationals). Beyond toning your physique you could be doing much more. It's always nice to have a hobby, but there's also a very fine line between having a hobby, and having an unhealthy obsession. Remember, you body could be the healthiest item in the world, and if your brain was corrupt and sick, you wouldn't live any longer than the most unhealthiest ( a clear exaggeration but there's a point to be made ) man of equal age with a brighter mind. You also claim to be in a university; may I know the name? What professors have you been through? What do you call hard-work? What are your majors and minors? I understand you're all just simply trolling and getting quite a kick otherwise, and more power to you for having a bit of fun in a world that takes life too seriously.[/QUOTE] You must of forgot to read this. "Our workouts last no longer than 1 hour a day. We socialize with our friends, do something manly and then come back home. "
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23778190]We're in Australia, where the superior genetics are. And nice insult there, brah. I laughed.[/QUOTE] adelaide???
Hahaha. For those who said that those who go to the gym are brainless creatures, you probably should get out more and experience what reality is like.
[QUOTE=Viephemeral;23778181]It's funny seeing how so many dumb people don't see that this is a joke.[/QUOTE] I clearly see [I]a[/I] joke, but I try my best to see both sides of the same coin. People like this do exist, and for all we know they're here right now trying their damnedest to let everyone see their flawed perfection. Real life is hilarious.
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23778190]We're in Australia, where the superior genetics are. And nice insult there, brah. I laughed.[/QUOTE] Haha, the super genetics in Australia? Wrong super genetics are here in Britain because without us there would be no you. Remember, we are superior, your queen is our queen read it and weep bitch.
Oh man OP must get so much pussy. I need to bulk up, get dyke style hair, never wear a shirt and become a prick now so I can even compete.
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23778197]You must of forgot to read this. "Our workouts last no longer than 1 hour a day. We socialize with our friends, do something manly and then come back home. "[/QUOTE] I was actually in the middle of posting when that popped up; it's unfortunate Facepunch does not offer a warning when new posts have been made. At the same time, constant socializing and being manly outside of the hours a university often throws at its students, [I]hard-work[/I] seems to be missing in that phrase.
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23778190]We're in Australia, where the superior genetics are. And nice insult there, brah. I laughed.[/QUOTE] I live in Australia and even I find that hilariously retarded on several different levels. I have one thing to say here; STEROIDS. :3:
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;23778211]Haha, the super genetics in Australia? Wrong super genetics are here in Britain because without us there would be no you. Remember, we are superior, your queen is our queen read it and weep bitch.[/QUOTE] Australians don't have a queen; we aren't monarchist fags. Enjoy your pale, pimply, freckly face and tiny penises.
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23778231]Enjoy your pale, pimply, freckly face and tiny penises.[/QUOTE] Die please
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23778231]Australians don't have a queen; we aren't monarchist fags. Enjoy your pale, pimply, freckly face and tiny penises.[/QUOTE] Yes, but Australians are the result of former criminals and prisoners congregating to escape British Rule. Note, we're not speaking of heroes or peasants here- Criminals and Prisoners.
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23778197]You must of forgot to read this. "Our workouts last no longer than 1 hour a day. We socialize with our friends, do something manly and then come back home. "[/QUOTE] [quote]We socialize with our friends, do something manly and then come back home.[/quote] [quote]We socialize with our friends,do something manly and then come[/quote] i figured it out. op is closet homosexual.
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