[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23778231]Australians don't have a queen; we aren't monarchist fags. Enjoy your pale, pimply, freckly face and tiny penises.[/QUOTE]
You don't have a queen? Are you that retarded not to know who your queen is?
You made me laugh so hard, cheers.
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23778231]Australians don't have a queen; we aren't monarchist fags. Enjoy your pale, pimply, freckly face and [b]tiny penises[/b].[/QUOTE]
'Cause you can relate. :3:
God, I realize how stupid this all is, but I can't resist laughing and the urge to post.
Am I a bad person?
Commendations on a remarkably effective display of trolling, though with Facepunch that is rather like challenging a baby to a swordfight.
Also dipshit, no queen no? [url]http://www.royal.gov.uk/MonarchAndCommonwealth/Australia/Australia.aspx[/url]
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23778190]We're in Australia, where the superior genetics are.
And nice insult there, brah. I laughed.[/QUOTE]
saxton hale is not a real australian and you should feel bad for trying to be like him
[QUOTE=xDrTran;23778250]'Cause you can relate. :3:
God, I realize how stupid this all is, but I can't resist laughing and the urge to post.
Am I a bad person?[/QUOTE]
You're not a bad person; but a good one for getting the joke and having fun in your reply!
How do i get ripped fast and shit. i wanna be an alpha male
[QUOTE=Darkieus;23778243]Yes, but Australians are the result of former criminals and prisoners congregating to escape British Rule.
Note, we're not speaking of heroes or peasants here- Criminals and Prisoners.[/QUOTE]
Exactly. What do you think happened to all the hard-working criminals? They got ripped.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;23778248]You don't have a queen? Are you that retarded not to know who your queen is?
You made me laugh so hard, cheers.[/QUOTE]
I know who your queen is, faggot. Australian's do not do shit for yours.
[QUOTE=reecematee;23778247]i figured it out. op is closet homosexual.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=reecematee;23778247]i figured is closet homosexual.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=reecematee;23778247]i is closet homosexual.[/QUOTE]
Wow look what I can do.
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23778279]Exactly. What do you think happened to all the hard-working criminals? They got ripped.
I know who your queen is, faggot. Australian's do not do shit for yours.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't help your case. You did claim you didn't live in a Monarchy and lacked a Queen.
A university you say?
You guys r' so osum.
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23778292]Wow look what I can do.[/QUOTE]
Haha you deserve boxes
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23778292]Wow look what I can do.[/QUOTE]
Oh damn, you passed Kindergarten.
Well, I do believe I'm vacating before the ban-wagon comes along. Enjoy yourselves, friends.
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23778279]Exactly. What do you think happened to all the hard-working criminals? They got ripped.
I know who your queen is, faggot. Australian's do not do shit for yours.[/QUOTE]
It is not just our queen dummy, she is your queen to. She owns your asses, you pay for her shit from your tax money. You pay for her cars, her food and many other pointless things she does not need.
I know you are trolling but come on, that is a dumb thing to say.
[QUOTE=Zyzz;23778292]Wow look what I can do.[/QUOTE]
i didnt turn the words around though, i just took snippets of the post.
[QUOTE=Chestbrah;23778231]Australians don't have a queen; we aren't monarchist fags. Enjoy your pale, pimply, freckly face and tiny penises.[/QUOTE]
[img_thumb]http://1.2.3.13/bmi/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Flag_of_Australia.svg/125px-Flag_of_Australia.svg.png[/img_thumb]
look at your flag. See anything british about it?
[QUOTE=Wikipedia]Australia is a constitutional monarchy with a federal division of powers. It uses a parliamentary system of government with Queen Elizabeth II at its apex as the Queen of Australia, a role that is distinct from her position as monarch of the other Commonwealth realms. As the Queen resides in the United Kingdom,[/quote]
Also, erm, i'm sorry if this hurts you but theres a page devoted to how much of a monarchy australia is.. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_in_Australia[/url] sorry for proving you've no knowledge of your country.
ok ok i'll stop now, I just can't help but prove trolls wrong, it's in my nature as a 'beta'
best thread ever
[QUOTE=Darkieus;23778297]That doesn't help your case. You did claim you didn't live in a Monarchy and lacked a Queen.
A university you say?[/QUOTE]
Bravo, you proved them fake again. These trolls know nuffin'.
[QUOTE=Darkieus;23778309]Well, I do believe I'm vacating before the ban-wagon comes along. Enjoy yourselves, friends.[/QUOTE]
I am going to get some sleep.
If anyone seriously read my article then good luck to you.
Everyone else, please stop commenting.
This stuff works [b]Period[/b].
Go be Beta elsewhere.
There is truth to what he writes.
The troll got tired.
Bawww :C
Why are you all so jealous of us?
With enough hard work you may be able to look like us one day. Granted, your inferior genetics mean you probably will never be AS good, but you sure as hell can look better than your current borderline anorexic selves.
[QUOTE=babo;23778344]Why are you all so jealous of us?
With enough hard work you may be able to look like us one day. Granted, your inferior genetics mean you probably will never be AS good, but you sure as hell can look better than your current borderline anorexic selves.[/QUOTE]
Are you suggesting we [b]want[/b] to look like that.
lol
OP is troll with a tiny penis.
[img]http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/6408/zyzzlolinsultnerdsgetbi.jpg[/img]
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Also, he says brah too much. OP may be Dog the Bounty Hunter.
[QUOTE=babo;23778344]Why are you all so jealous of us?
With enough hard work you may be able to look like us one day. Granted, your inferior genetics mean you probably will never be AS good, but you sure as hell can look better than your current borderline anorexic selves.[/QUOTE]
But I don't want to look like a google picture. :/
Besides, you musclebros don't have anything on the Old Spice Guy anyway, he's got personality and semi-beefiness. Sorry you have to live knowing you can never be as cool as this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE[/media]
oh also you said you'd post a timestamp "tonight" about half an hour ago but it's midnight in australia right now looks like i found a hole in your trolling whoops
If I get a picture of your penis with facepunch written on it I will believe you and will agree with everything you say.
[QUOTE=Doomish;23778385]Besides, you musclebros don't have anything on the Old Spice Guy anyway, he's got personality and semi-beefiness. Sorry you have to live knowing you can never be as cool as this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE[/media]
oh also you said you'd post a timestamp "tonight" about half an hour ago but it's midnight in australia right now looks like i found a hole in your trolling whoops[/QUOTE]
looks like he's been lifting about 2 months
[QUOTE=babo;23778344]Why are you all so jealous of us?
With enough hard work you may be able to look like us one day. Granted, your inferior genetics mean you probably will never be AS good, but you sure as hell can look better than your current borderline anorexic selves.[/QUOTE]
You remind me of me saying Justin beiber sucks, and one guy that comes out of nowhere and says "you are just jealous"
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