I was banned from Mcdonald's.....for taking too many napkins.... - General

[QUOTE=Cheshire_cat]I threw a Burger King cup in a McDonald's trashcan earlier. :v:[/QUOTE] :nyd: Ohh you're one badass motherfucker. [b]Edit:[/b] Lol, walk in, order a large drink, then fill it up, and say, "Nah, I'm not feeling like it today." Then just pour it out and repeat it with another sodatill someone tells you ot stop.

I think you should call corporate, you can maybe get free shit for being harassed by some asshole. Hell, you can get free shit from them for almost anything. My brother and I went there, he ordered a double cheeseburger, he wanted to change it to a southern style chicken sandwich, but it was too late. They somehow got his order fucked up and actually gave him a southern style chicken sandwich... Obviously we complained to corporate, and well... I think you should try and get something from it. Or do go in there disguised and make a whole huge fucking mess, like 2 drinks and fries just spilled everywhere, then say you're getting a phone call about something super important (Family death, something like that) and just run out. Make sure you already gave the money though, don't actually want to get arrested...

[QUOTE=DSK123]Get a hat, some sun glasses and go to that Mcdonalds and have a friend order. After enjoying your food, grab some napkins, go up to the manager pull off the hat and sunglasses and say "lol it was me the whole time" and run out with napkins. That'll teach him.[/QUOTE] For extra fun, take a shitload of straws, ketchup packets, and cup lids.

[QUOTE=Prismatex]I'd go back, spill a drink "accidentally", and take a shitload of napkins to clean it up. That'd piss them off.[/QUOTE] Haha yea that's ridiculous. What a fucking idiot. Can you imagine the cops coming? "911 what is your emergency?" "MCDONALDS! We've got a situation on our hands, NAPKIN BANDITS!"

This is a pretty large fail. I wouldn't quite say epic, but it's pretty large. These people need to get more napkins.

[QUOTE=leet]...but it's pretty large. [/QUOTE] That's what she said [b][highlight](User was banned for this post (Reason: Meme) [event] 140359 [/event])[/highlight][/b]

A few weeks ago, me and a couple of mates drank all the UHT milk they had out in burger king. They didn't say anything.

An old lady put all the milk into her bag once :v:

Hmm I remember when I worked in McD about a few years back for the Summer. I remember I hated the fucking EMO kids that sat near the doors for no reason.

am i the only person that didn't find this funny?

[QUOTE=peterboi]Go into mcdonalds with burger king (or any other fast food you like) find the table closest to the order place and eat and stare :) or take the whole napkin case if you can :)[/QUOTE] I got kicked out [b] forcibly [/b] for having McDonald's in Pizza Pizza

[QUOTE=B-RAND]I got kicked out [b] forcibly [/b] for having McDonald's in Pizza Pizza[/QUOTE] Pizza Pizza?

[QUOTE=jlbmw2002]Hmm I remember when I worked in McD about a few years back for the Summer. I remember I hated the fucking EMO kids that sat near the doors for no reason.[/QUOTE] At least if they slit their wrists no one would've noticed them.

I can imagine you in a candlejack costume with a sack full of napki-

[QUOTE=Paco-Tacoii]Pizza Pizza?[/QUOTE] Little Caeser's? [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Little-Caesars-Logo.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Moosey Fate!]Little Caeser's? [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Little-Caesars-Logo.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Yup that's the place

[QUOTE=ChocolateGun]I got banned from my McDonalds for asking for a Whopper [/QUOTE] [B]Whoppers[/B] are from [B]Burger King[/B]:eng101:

[QUOTE=Hamushka11][B]Whoppers[/B] are from [B]Burger King[/B]:eng101:[/QUOTE] I like the double bacon thing from burger king It's so good :excited:

[QUOTE=Hamushka11][B]Whoppers[/B] are from [B]Burger King[/B]:eng101:[/QUOTE] That's the joke.

Take all of there napkins (Yes I mean everything) with a hood and glasses. Then take a shit and wipe with them. Then you go to the cashier and drop the shitty napkins and say "They're still usable"

Haha, he lost his napkin title.

[QUOTE=Fais Funch]Haha, he lost his napkin title.[/QUOTE] Why the hell. I want mine removed.

[QUOTE=Fais Funch]Haha, he lost his napkin title.[/QUOTE] Haha oh wow... That means that he's one of us now...

[QUOTE=Fais Funch]Haha, he lost his napkin title.[/QUOTE] It was probably because he was enjoying his Custom title... usually they only give them to regulars to piss them off or to embarrass them...

Dammit why? Some mod pm me or something

Should have said, "Next time I spill something in my house I'm going to wipe it up with your face you son of a bitch."

You could always spend your money else where's that'll teach mc dee's and they'll lose your money so it won't be your problem or if you want just where sunglasses and a hat and go in, I would that if I really wanted it.

[QUOTE=Panda X]Why the hell. I want mine removed.[/QUOTE] No, you must keep it forever.

I miss my title :(

[QUOTE=tasty-man]I miss my title :([/QUOTE] The title was funny at first but now you just seem childish.