I was banned from Mcdonald's.....for taking too many napkins.... - General

Alternate story: Why did you take all those napkins?! Because there free! There for use at McDonald's only. Okay then...Ill use them at McDonald's...To clean up the mess I'm Gonna use this to clean you up after I kill you, and I'll make it look like a damn accident! NO PLEASE N--AAGHH

Can anyone else do this? I want to see if you get what happened to me [b][highlight](User was banned for this post (Reason: Pointlessly bumping your own retarded thread.) [event] 153962 [/event])[/highlight][/b]

And you say that WE keep bumping your thread? I would, but I don't like McDonalds anyway. I like my chicken to not be 3 months old.

[QUOTE=Xionasis]And you say that WE keep bumping your thread? I would, but I don't like McDonalds anyway. I like my chicken to not be 3 months old.[/QUOTE] I bumped it with something decent to say, I' curious if it happens to other people while the other ones bumping it were just saying lol or something

[QUOTE=Pirate Cat]Can't you just BUY your own napkins instead of taking them from McDonalds.[/QUOTE] But it's free! i'd do the same if i were him

[QUOTE=zlpreggin]oh you don't know what a wanker is?, well here you go then youngster: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker[/url] i'm sure your brother knows what that means seeing as he is a wanker :)[/QUOTE] Do retards know they're retards because they're retards? No, because they're retards. [b]Edit:[/b] :downs:

HAHA nice

Run in and get burger king to cover you while you steal the napkins.

I like the OP's avatar.

Let's give this guy all of his funnies again. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Honeykin;13293060]Run in and get burger king to cover you while you steal the napkins.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xWv41d0wI[/media] The King and Ronald are busy getting drunk and having female voices.

Shit in the sink. That's always worked for me when I don't like something about a restraunt.

[QUOTE=TechL;13293300]Let's give this guy all of his funnies again. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Lol I remember I had like 500

[QUOTE=Prismatex;12564031]I'd go back, spill a drink "accidentally", and take a shitload of napkins to clean it up. That'd piss them off.[/QUOTE] HAHA dude that made my day!

Please somebody give this thread the lethal injection it needs. Let it die.

Why does this thread keep getting bumped? Fuck. It's a terrible thread.

it was funny when this was new now it sucks

Oh the irony, Tyvak, Oh the irony. I still love the idea on the first page though, with the "It was me all along lol" thing.

[QUOTE=Mooov25;12564717]In mathematics, a vector space is a collection of objects called vectors that may be scaled and added. These two operations must adhere to a number of axioms that generalize common properties of tuples of real numbers such as vectors in the plane or three-dimensional Euclidean space. Vector spaces are a keystone of linear algebra,[/QUOTE] Heh heh- wait, what the fuck?! Where did this come from? We're talking about fucking napkins!! NAPKINS!! XV

[QUOTE=The_Shadow7;12753851]It's your fault. The napkins is for the restaurant only. It's common sense to not take a bunch and walk off. If that was allowed the restaurant would need to buy a fuck lot of napkins as the town homeless would raid the napkins. My parents owned a restaurant once, we would never like a spoiled kid like you take napkins for your own use. I'd say you needed that to learn.[/QUOTE] Wow. Douche alert. But I agree, he shouldn't take enough paper to redecorate his house. But the thing is, he only took like 10. ;:*

[QUOTE=Mekova;12753981]lol Once me and a friend of mine barged into wendys like jerks, to the front of the line and asked the cashier "I would like 5 Jr.Bacon Cheese Burgers, 4 Small fries, 2 large Dr.Peppers and some fucking chicken nuggets. [/QUOTE] No you didn't. That's from an episode of Balls of Steel with Neg's Urban Sports. [url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=l8CEzILvtg8[/url] At 2:56. And [url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=B8NFqCr0yMo[/url] at 1:15.

Just go in and do just about anything to piss off that douche bag just to see what would happen. I'm pretty sure [b]you can take all the napkins you want if you are a paying customer[/b] too, so you have nothing to lose. Spill a drink and take 3 boxes of napkins to clean it up, or make a complete slob of yourself while eating your food, maybe throw a napkin in his face when he comes to tell you what's what.

[QUOTE=noobcake;13316215]I still love the idea on the first page though, with the "It was me all along lol" thing.[/QUOTE] Agreed, that was the best one.

Screw napkins. They had free ketchup!

[QUOTE=DSK123;12564000]Get a hat, some sun glasses and go to that Mcdonalds and have a friend order. After enjoying your food, grab some napkins, go up to the manager pull off the hat and sunglasses and say "lol it was me the whole time" and run out with napkins. That'll teach him.[/QUOTE] you are a genius!! i would really love to see you do that! when you do it, please film it.

wait, actually do this: go in and order meal to go, then grab a bunch of napkins and leave. if you get stopped, say that you are a messy eater and that since you are in a rush and cant use all their napkins here at there restaurant, you have to take them with you. then say that they should be grateful that you are not going to make a mess.

The napkins are free for a reason.. guy sounds like a hardcore asshole. Yeah go in there, spill some shit everywhere and use a crap load of napkins to clean it up haha.

Throw the napkins on the floor and spit in his face. Tell him you will get the Burger King on him.

This thread is still going on what the fuck?

isnt there already a thread