I was banned from Mcdonald's.....for taking too many napkins.... - General

[QUOTE=Blisster;18580245]What the hell, I always take giant handfuls from these places.[/QUOTE] soon you will get banned

This needed a bump, A+ read.

Go to Burger King. That'll show those bastards.

i cannot properly respond to that manager's faggotry

Hahah fire in the hole!

Mmm Mcdonalds.

LET IT DIE ALREADY. /caps

The guy was probably just having a bad day and wanted to vent. Go back in, it will be fine.

I got banned from my taco bell for drinking in public, no more tacos for me.

[QUOTE=Zareox7;18582801][b]Stop right there, criminal scum. No one takes free napkins on my watch![/b] [img]http://guides.gamepressure.com/theelderscrolls4oblivion/gfx/word/164868265.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] havent seen that joke before

Im glad he stood up to you. Napkin stealing is a horrible reality in the world [editline]12:50PM[/editline] Oh shit old thread

How nostalgic. Didn't the OP have another adventure, but this time he took the whole napkin box?

I've nicked loads of napkins and salt in KFC. They don't care. Once they caught me, and I said I am a customer, and they said "Righto".

[QUOTE=Zareox7;18582801][b]Stop right there, criminal scum. No one takes free napkins on my watch![/b] [img]http://guides.gamepressure.com/theelderscrolls4oblivion/gfx/word/164868265.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Been done already here, but much funnier. [QUOTE=-AJ-;12565089]"Stop right there, napkin-stealing scum!" "Their free..." "Pay us for the napkins or give them back, your stolen napkins are now forfeit" [img]http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6366/thenpaywithyourblooddp3.png[/img] Let them call the cops what are they going to say? "This kid took some napkins! arrest him!" The police will just laugh.[/QUOTE] :)

Well thanks for the bump I guess....

[quote=zombcranbrry;12565023]mcdonald's doesn't give handjobs. :ahaw: (friendly to whoever gets the movie reference.)[/quote] shoot em up!

[QUOTE=tasty-man;18588031]Well thanks for the bump I guess....[/QUOTE] Did you ever go back?

[QUOTE=tasty-man;12563905] "Well, 'sir' if that's the case I think you need a new sign" [/QUOTE] I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who says "sir" in a jackass tone to people. Just go back after a week and you'll be fine. Or you could get a cardboard cutout of someone else's face and hope that works. [editline]04:59PM[/editline] oh fuck this is a year old thread

[QUOTE=richard9311;18588827]Did you ever go back?[/QUOTE] Yeah I went back made another thread about it, truly an awesome addition [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=717980[/url]

I just drove to a McDonalds and took an entire napkin holder and no one said a thing.

[QUOTE=Bledrix;12564526]I work at Wendy's and you can come in and take as many napkins as you want!![/QUOTE] IF you actually do I will take maybe ALL of them. K? Just look for a person with clothes on.

Your spelling made it very unfunny.

[QUOTE=tasty-man;12563905]So it all started when me and my friends walked to the Mcdonalds a block away from my house, we ate and had a good time and as we left I took about maybe 10, 15 napkins for my house (I was out of napkins and it was really pissing me off) as were walking away someone yells something and me and my friends turned around. It was the manager.. "Why'd take all those napkins?" "Their free..." "There meant for here so people can refrain from being a mess, not freebies for kid's like you guys" "So technically there not fre-" "You keep the napkins here and don't take too many" "Well, 'sir' if that's the case I think you need a new sign" "Next time I come here I-" "NO, there's not gonna be a next time" "Next time you come here I'm calling the cops" So now I can't go to Mcdonald's anymore without him calling the cops and telling them I took some of his free napkins[/QUOTE] Thats a bunch of bullshit, Go back there. and order a bigmac. :dance:

[QUOTE=JamesIsGay;12564215]Serve Your Sentence or pay the court a fine.[/QUOTE] You lose; [B]-2 agility -1 strength -6 intelligence [/B] [I][B]You are over-encumbered [/B][/I] [I]*drop useless prison shit*[/I] [I]*pick up items*[/I] I love Oblivion... Anyway, you should go back, order a meal and ask, 'Can I take a few napkins?' If they say yes, relieve them of their stock of napkins. Drive away, and when the cops chase you, throw your milkshake out the window.

[QUOTE=tasty-man;12563905]So it all started when me and my friends walked to the Mcdonalds a block away from my house, we ate and had a good time and as we left I took about maybe 10, 15 napkins for my house (I was out of napkins and it was really pissing me off) as were walking away someone yells something and me and my friends turned around. It was the manager.. "Why'd take all those napkins?" "Their free..." "There meant for here so people can refrain from being a mess, not freebies for kid's like you guys" "So technically there not fre-" "You keep the napkins here and don't take too many" "Well, 'sir' if that's the case I think you need a new sign" "Next time I come here I-" "NO, there's not gonna be a next time" "Next time you come here I'm calling the cops" So now I can't go to Mcdonald's anymore without him calling the cops and telling them I took some of his free napkins[/QUOTE] You should of said they are for cleaning your ass when their crappy food comes out. If they'd do better food then maybe you wouldn't end up with an ass fountain. Or take the old fashioned angry grandma route: I have been coming to this place for the last 5 years. Are really going to loose such a good client just for some napkins? I am suprised a company that has grown so big puts people like you as managers. This is no way to treat a client. I am taking these napkins. It's my right to do so as well as I have the right to use any service in this establishment as much as i like as long as I do a consumption, which I have. I find it extraordinarily rude to be treated like this. If you stop me from taking these napkins I will be the ones who call the police and I doubt they'll detain me for free napkin robery. It's your choice, young man. (then turn around and go). Edit: Fuck i was late...

Dude.. Just go back there. He's not calling the cops, that was just something he said to scare you. If he calls the cops he's a fucking asshole which has too much freetime... Sorry for the language, but stupid people just annoys me so bad

go in, and see if he calls the cops...

[QUOTE=JamesIsGay;12564215]Serve Your Sentence or pay the court a fine.[/QUOTE] Your stolen goods are now forfeit.