I was banned from Mcdonald's.....for taking too many napkins.... - General

I did this once :excited: I went back an' fired mustard at their sign 'n the 'n Davy Jones' Locker o' night. [b]ABOVE:[/b] lol idiocracy.

[QUOTE=ZomBCranbrry]McDonald's doesn't give handjobs. :ahaw: (Friendly to whoever gets the movie reference.)[/QUOTE] Tried looking that up on Google but only found porn

[QUOTE=tasty-man]Tried looking that up on Google but only found porn[/QUOTE] What porn did you find?

[QUOTE=Solid Boss]What porn did you find?[/QUOTE] Sloppy Joes 7

[QUOTE=Solid Boss]What porn did ye find?[/QUOTE] :fap: + :burger: = :uhoh: Would you like jizz on your burger?

[QUOTE=tasty-man]Tried looking that up on Google but only found porn[/QUOTE] I found some nasty stuff involving Ronald McDonald and that Burger Bandit.

They kicked me out for taking more than 10 ketchup packets...

"Stop right there, napkin-stealing scum!" "Their free..." "Pay us for the napkins or give them back, your stolen napkins are now forfeit" [img]http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6366/thenpaywithyourblooddp3.png[/img] Let them call the cops what are they going to say? "This kid took some napkins! arrest him!" The police will just laugh.

[QUOTE=-AJ-]"Stop right there, napkin-stealing scum!" "Their free..." "Pay us for the napkins or give them back, you stolen napkins are now forfeit" [img]http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6366/thenpaywithyourblooddp3.png[/img] Let them call the cops what are they going to say? "This kid took some napkins! arrest him!" The police will just laugh.[/QUOTE] Damn look at those eyes

[QUOTE=tasty-man]Damn look at those eyes[/QUOTE] Feels good man.

What the hell. Just go to the drive through, They will give you tons of napkins. Ask for extra napkins to better your luck.

[QUOTE=tasty-man]So it all started when me an' me hearties walked t' the Mcdonalds a block away from me house, we ate an' had a good time an' as we port I took 'bout maybe 10, 15 napkins fer me house (I was out o' napkins an' it was really pissin' me off) as were walkin' away someone yells somethin' an' me an' me hearties turned 'round. It was the manager.. "Why'd take all those napkins?" "Their free..." "There meant fer here so people can refrain from bein' a mess, not freebies fer kid's like ye guys" "So technically there not fre-" "You keep the napkins here an' don't take too many" "Well, 'sir' if that's the case I think ye need a tender sign" "Next time ye come here I'm callin' the cops" So now I can't go t' Mcdonald's anymore without him callin' the cops an' tellin' them I took some o' the powder monkey's free napkins[/QUOTE] Pirate thread time :D

[QUOTE=tasty-man]Damn look at those eyes[/QUOTE] Imperial guard has problems :downs:

I love the new title.

[QUOTE=toastedspyro]You should go in next time and shit on all their bathroom walls. Just make it splatter all over the place. Then stick all the napkins all over the bathroom.[/QUOTE] GOD DAMNIT No. no one deserves to have to clean that up. The manager won't even have to touch it. He'll get some new kid to go do it. When i was at BK my manager made clean shit out of a urinal...yea it fucking sucked.

[QUOTE=Bredirish123]I found some nasty stuff involving Ronald McDonald and that Burger Bandit.[/QUOTE] I am scared that you may be serious. :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=toastedspyro]You should go in next time and shit on all their bathroom walls. Just make it splatter all over the place. Then stick all the napkins all over the bathroom.[/QUOTE] So he should have a regular trip to Mcdonalds, assuming he regularly makes use of their bathrooms after eating their food?

[QUOTE=Slig army]So was this guy. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KoBwiPzRFg[/media] :v:[/QUOTE] He reminds me of the joker.

Stop right there criminal scum!

[QUOTE=ZomBCranbrry]McDonald's doesn't give handjobs. :ahaw: (Friendly to whoever gets the movie reference.)[/QUOTE] Idiocracy.

[QUOTE=DSK123]Get a hat, some sun glasses and go to that Mcdonalds and have a friend order. After enjoying your food, grab some napkins, go up to the manager pull off the hat and sunglasses and say "lol it was me the whole time" and run out with napkins. That'll teach him.[/QUOTE] this do it

[QUOTE=Jsm]I am scared that you may be serious. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] I am. :ssh:

[IMG]http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/3664/thesoupnazi017qg9.jpg[/IMG] [b]NO NAPKINS FOR YOU!!![/b]

[IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/ws6wjq.jpg[/IMG] Made it while browsing the photoshop contests' [b]Edit:[/b] It's bad I know :geno:

Take a shit in the ball bit.

[QUOTE=tasty-man][IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/ws6wjq.jpg[/IMG] Made it while browsing the photoshop contests' [b]Edit:[/b] It's bad I know :geno:[/QUOTE] This should cause your foes to rage.

Somehow I thought napkins was simply naps so I was very confused reading the OP.

[QUOTE=Dr. Moe]Somehow I thought napkins was simply naps so I was very confused reading the OP.[/QUOTE] Where do you hail from good sir?

You should go back there some time and sneak a ton of napkins into the restroom and you and a friend should go in separate stalls and quietly masturbate in the napkins and get your cum all over them and just leave them in there. That'll freak em out.

hahahaha 10-15 napkins, at least you bought something, when i worked at maccas some people came in just for like 50 napkins the pissed off.