I was banned from Mcdonald's.....for taking too many napkins.... - General

Either call corporate office or their regional office and file a complaint if you are that drained out about it. As stupid of a reason to kick and ban someone as it was - he is the manager, he has say. Ignore these people who are telling you to go back. If you go back, you can, and WILL be charged with Criminal Trespass. That includes the entire property, parking lot, everything. So, either take your business elsewhere, file a complaint, or just move on. But, yeah, I do agree. It is quite a stupid reason to be banned, however, my senses detect that there may be other reasons that you are not mentioning. ;)

Oh, fuck, what are they gonna do? :rolleye: Go back.

[QUOTE=bmg02901]You should go back there some time and sneak a ton of napkins into the restroom and you and a friend should go in separate stalls and quietly masturbate in the napkins and get your cum all over them and just leave them in there. That'll freak em out.[/QUOTE] Why separate stalls? And why quietly? Just run into the bathroom, go into the same stall, and start yelling and moaning loudly, slapping sounds for bonus points.

[QUOTE=TH89]See now you bear the mark of a criminal Like in biblical times[/QUOTE] Napkin stealer?

[QUOTE=DSK123]Where do you hail from good sir?[/QUOTE] The northern land called Sweden my lady. [b]Edit:[/b] OH SNAPPITY SNAP SNAP! 07:30AM - SCHOOLTIME FUCK FUCK FUCK brb

lucky bitch you got a title i love the spicy McSpicies

[QUOTE=Dr. Moe]The northern land called Sweden my lady. [b]Edit:[/b] OH SNAPPITY SNAP SNAP! 07:30AM - SCHOOLTIME FUCK FUCK FUCK brb[/QUOTE] You sir are excused, carry on.

[QUOTE=Dr. Moe]The northern land called Sweden my lady. [b]Edit:[/b] OH SNAPPITY SNAP SNAP! 07:30AM - SCHOOLTIME FUCK FUCK FUCK brb[/QUOTE] lol it's almost 1 in the morning here in amerika

[QUOTE=TEH LOZSER]lol it's almost 1 in the morning here in amerika[/QUOTE] I'm not sure where you live, but it's about 2 right here.

[QUOTE=fragmaplas]I'm not sure where you live, but it's about 2 right here.[/QUOTE] Same here. Why the hell am I still up? :v:

[QUOTE=Bredirish123]Same here. Why the hell am I still up? :v:[/QUOTE] I've just asked myself the same question.

[QUOTE=fragmaplas]I've just asked myself the same question.[/QUOTE] My eyes hurt. I'm like the 24 hour Facepunch Poster. :v:

[QUOTE=Bredirish123]My eyes hurt. I'm like the 24 hour Facepunch Poster. :v:[/QUOTE] Go to sleep, crazy person.

their=/=there=/=they're god damn it and ellipses only have three periods.

[QUOTE=M_B]their=/=there/=they're god damn it and ellipses only have three periods.[/QUOTE] I'm so tired I have no clue what an Ellipses is.

[QUOTE=M_B]their=/=there/=they're god damn it and ellipses only have three periods.[/QUOTE] :raise:

[QUOTE=Sinox]Why separate stalls? And why quietly? Just run into the bathroom, go into the same stall, and start yelling and moaning loudly, slapping sounds for bonus points.[/QUOTE] Well then management will stop them before they climax if someone complains.

[QUOTE=Bredirish123]I'm so tired I have no clue what an Ellipses is.[/QUOTE] ... that's an ellipse. note the number of periods, three of them. three periods.

[QUOTE=ksenior]Napkin stealer?[/QUOTE] He should be glad he still has hands

[QUOTE=TH89]He should be glad he still has hands[/QUOTE] that would be to soft on the bastard

what you would do is, right when he threatens to call 911, you take out your phone, and show him your dialing 911, put the phone to your ear, when the person picks up, you ask the lady, hi, I'm currently in a mcdonalds restaurant, and I would like to know if it is in anyway against the law for taking free napkins from a mcdonalds counter, and if so what are the charges, wait till she says it's perfectly okay, or it's not okay to take too many(either way) say, thank you very much for your help, hang up, look him in the eyes, smile, grab more napkins, and walk out of there.

[QUOTE=M_B]... that's an ellipse. note the number of periods, three of them. three periods.[/QUOTE] Ah, thanks mate.

Walk in wearing a police uniform and be like "I HEARD YOU CALLED IN FOR A ROBBERY OF 10-15 NAPKINS, CAN YOU SHOW US THE THIEF?" Then take off your clothes and be like "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE BITCH!" then just put the shirt back on and start beating the shit out of yourself. After about 2 minutes put the uniform back on and be like, "don't worry sir we have this under control now. This man will never take what doesn't rightfully belong to him again." Then walk out 26 straws.

[QUOTE=fragmaplas]I'm not sure where you live, but it's about 2 right here.[/QUOTE] 'Bout 11:30 here in SoCal

Now that everyone knows you are a criminal, the security guards are going to chase you all the way back to the Imperial Ci- Err, I mean your house.

I usually take lots of salt packets to take home and refill my salt shakers. And ketchup to refill my ketchup bottles. I try to live off the land.

[QUOTE=slogsdon]Idiocracy.[/QUOTE] :raise: I already said it. One post below. Somebody should discretely take every single mustard, salt, and ketchup packet and throw them at the signs at night.

Were you planning on making a little fort with those napkins?

[QUOTE=tasty-man][IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/ws6wjq.jpg[/IMG] Made it while browsing the photoshop contests' [b]Edit:[/b] It's bad I know :geno:[/QUOTE] Make a fuckton of those and when you got to a McDonalds, steal all of the napkins and leave that on the table.

[QUOTE=Jack Bryce]Make a fuckton of those and when you got to a McDonalds, steal all of the napkins and leave that on the table.[/QUOTE] This. Just terrorize them with it it will be hilarious.