I was banned from Mcdonald's.....for taking too many napkins.... - General

The people who work at the McDonalds where I live are awesome. I go up to the counter and ask for a cup for water and fill it with soda and they don't give a fuck.

[QUOTE=NinjaV3]The people who work at the McDonalds where I live are awesome. I go up to the counter and ask for a cup for water and fill it with soda and they don't give a fuck.[/QUOTE] I do that except I fill it with a soda like Sprite because then they can't tell if I have water or not and if they approach me about it I can throw it on them and it will be sticky, unlike water.

[QUOTE=DSK123]This should cause your foes to rage.[/QUOTE] And his ego to swell.

Why would ANYONE go to Mcdonalds in the first place?

[QUOTE=irkiddingu]Why would ANYONE go to Mcdonalds in the first place?[/QUOTE] I do. I like their burgers.

[QUOTE=irkiddingu]Why would ANYONE go to Mcdonalds in the first place?[/QUOTE] I go once in a while if I'm hanging out with friends and we are low on cash. It feels horrible on my stomach, but it is delicious.

The reason you got banned from Mcdonalds is almost as ridiculous as the reasons people are banned from this forum.

[QUOTE=Benie]I do. I like their burgers.[/QUOTE] The burgers are okay, but the chips are better. It plays havoc on my stomach, especially while driving, but it's good when I'm hungry and all I've got is change.

Who wants to go to McDonald's anyways, it sucks. On the topic tho, do what DSK123 said, man. :v:

I got banned for stealing all the straws once.

[IMG]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/Giac_Jr/Eimage029.jpg[/IMG] haha bitch, 32 [b]PLUS[/b] i didn't get caught.

Oh fuck you, now I'm going to have to beat this. I'm going to Mc Donalds in an hour or so, I will beat your score and also take straws.

[QUOTE=Vasili]Oh fuck you, now I'm going to have to beat this. I'm going to Mc Donalds in an hour or so, I will beat your score and also take straws.[/QUOTE] Oh god facepunch is gonna be on the news.

[QUOTE=irkiddingu]The reason you got banned from Mcdonald's is almost as ridiculous as the reason people get banned from this forum.[/QUOTE] I dunno. Most the times I've gotten banned were completely justified. Except that last one I got for shit posting shouldn't have been a perma. [b]Edit:[/b] What are you doing

[QUOTE=NinjaV3] [b]Edit:[/b] What are you doing[/QUOTE] What?

[QUOTE=irkiddingu]What?[/QUOTE] You edited your post like three times.

[QUOTE=irkiddingu]The reason you got banned from Mcdonalds is almost as ridiculous as the reasons people are banned from this forum.[/QUOTE] I don't think anyone has been banned on facepunch for stealing napkins...

Damn :v:

[QUOTE=fragmaplas]Hope you rot, criminal scum.[/QUOTE] >resist arrest Stupid mcdonalds They can go shove cows in their asses

I tend to steal the little milk things, I haven't been told off yet! :ninja: [b]Edit:[/b] I also used piss on the floor in the toilets, they made it so you have to ask for the key to get in now. :(

[QUOTE=irkiddingu]Oh god facepunch is gonna be on the news.[/QUOTE] It'd be like when people went around shoting spoilers for Harry Potter, only more theft!

[QUOTE=DSK123]Get a hat, some sun glasses and go to that Mcdonalds and have a friend order. After enjoying your food, grab some napkins, go up to the manager pull off the hat and sunglasses and say "lol it was me the whole time" and run out with napkins. That'll teach him.[/QUOTE] This is the single greatest post on Facepunch EVER. This man deserves a GOD DAMN MEDAL. Medals for everyone if you do what he says!!!

[b]STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM![/b]

Huzzah for his custom title!

This reminds me of when my friend dressed up as a girl and we went to McDonalds, took the lady 5 minutes to figure out he was a guy and then she laughed her ass off :v:

grats on the title op

Precious napkins!!

[QUOTE=GiacJr][IMG]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/Giac_Jr/Eimage029.jpg[/IMG] haha bitch, 32 [b]PLUS[/b] i didn't get caught.[/QUOTE] You can never be as badass as tasty-man.

damn i need some napkins it's a 20 or 30 minute ride with the car I believe i don't have a car i'm not allowed to drive a car fuck

If he were a lawyer he wouldn't be managing at McDonalds. You could call corporate on his ass, and say you have a disability that requires you to wipe your mouth a lot after eating. Get his ass fiyad Cops won't do shit.