[QUOTE=toastedspyro]NO! STEALING IS BAD KARMA!
BAD KARMA! :bees:[/QUOTE]
You've lost karma!
[QUOTE=Dlaor]You've lost karma![/QUOTE]
lolwhat
I got banned from a McDonalds for screaming the whole time I sat there talking to my friends. At one point, I yelled extremely loud that I thought the manager had herpes.
Your new user title wins.
Guys I ran into the mcdonalds next to me and went in did not buy anything started grabbing napkins out of the dispenser and throwing them everywhere then the manager told me to leave so I grabbed all of them and started throwing the napkins at them yelling "YOU CAN NOT STOP NAPKIN MAN!" Ya I am banned now D=
Get him to call the coppers, he'll get a fine or conviction for wasting their time on the non-existent charge of free napkin theivery.
[QUOTE=Pure Piss]Guys I ran into the mcdonalds next to me and went in did not buy anything started grabbing napkins out of the dispenser and throwing them everywhere then the manager told me to leave so I grabbed all of them and started throwing the napkins at them yelling "YOU CAN NOT STOP NAPKIN MAN!" Ya I am banned now D=[/QUOTE]
This was just a pure shit attempt at being funny.
Damn it man, this couldn't be the first time you had trouble with the manager to get banned for the first time for napkins, it just can't. You must of did something that made the manager care to notice you.
[QUOTE=LoserMan255]lolwhat[/QUOTE]
Fallout 3 reference, if you steal anything you'll lose karma.
[QUOTE=wind8ws]Fucking do this, goddamn.[/QUOTE]
record it
put it on youtube
???
FUNNIES!
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[QUOTE=suppertime]This is the single greatest post on Facepunch EVER. This man deserves a GOD DAMN MEDAL.
Medals for everyone if you do what he says!!![/QUOTE]
and recors it 4 proof
What
I myself got two free QP Cheeses and one free big mac. I just stood at the desk pretending to wait for my order. After a while one of the employees would approach me and ask if "the big mac" was my order. I'd say yes, take the free burger, eat and repeat.
you are both suspended.
Napkins... why would someone get banned for taking a few napkins? The one in my area just fills the bag with them till it is full if takeout or drive-through no matter how small the order is.(you get huge wads of napkins you'll never use.)
My dad does that all the time.
Infact, I have over 300 Dunkin Doughnuts straws. I take like 30 every time I go there.
I also steal all the sugar packets too.
But once at KFC there was fucking honey in fucking packets.
They all ended up in my pockets.
[QUOTE=Prismatex]I'd go back, spill a drink "accidentally", and take a shitload of napkins to clean it up.
That'd piss them off.[/QUOTE]
You just wouldn't...
Haha! OP got the best title ever. :v:
[QUOTE=Bredirish123]Jeez HQRSE relax, it's not like they raped his family.[/QUOTE]
I'M NOT HQRSE JESUS CHRIST
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MY NAME IS TOMMY, PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
Nice title, op. You're also a total bad-ass.
[QUOTE=TQMMY]I'M NOT HQRSE JESUS CHRIST
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MY NAME IS TOMMY, PLEASED TO MEET YOU.[/QUOTE]
Well, the Horse avatar and the Q in your name are HQRSE's trademarks. :)
[QUOTE=sockbaby]Go back and steal the whole assembly which houses the napkins and ransom the napkins back to them. If they refuse to co-operate cut one of the napkins up and send it to them in the mail. That should scare them into doing whatever you want (or am I mistaking napkins for the staffs children.).[/QUOTE]
This.
It would induce :laffo: and an awesome news story.
[QUOTE=DSK123]Get a hat, some sun glasses and go to that Mcdonalds and have a friend order. After enjoying your food, grab some napkins, go up to the manager pull off the hat and sunglasses and say "lol it was me the whole time" and run out with napkins. That'll teach him.[/QUOTE]
This.
Nice avatar title! Haha, what an honor!!!
I don;t think you will get arrested for napkin theft.
[QUOTE=Slig army]So was this guy.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KoBwiPzRFg[/media]
:v:[/QUOTE]
NO, FUCKING, KETCHUP?
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM. But seriously the managers at my McDonalds is a total bitch, She made me pay for a KidsMeal Toy for my friends son and for fuck sakes it comes with the toy and is free of charge :eng101:
hahaha you wonderful man
[QUOTE=Benie]Well, the Horse avatar and the Q in your name are HQRSE's trademarks. :)[/QUOTE]
IZ not
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[QUOTE=Benie]Well, the Horse avatar and the Q in your name are HQRSE's trademarks. :)[/QUOTE]
HQRSE's name is James, and several people use the all caps Q's for O's name format now :v:
Back on track: Op, you should burn a pile of napkins in front of the store. Possibly with a protest sign.
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