I was banned from Mcdonald's.....for taking too many napkins.... - General

Pop a squat on one of the tables, take a massive dump and use all of their napkins to clean it up

I threw a Burger King cup in a McDonald's trashcan earlier. :v:

You got a title Lieutenant tasty-man! :ahaw: At the actual story, I lol'd.

[QUOTE=tasty-man]So it all started when me and my friends walked to the Mcdonalds a block away from my house, we ate and had a good time and as we left I took about maybe 10, 15 napkins for my house (I was out of napkins and it was really pissing me off) as were walking away someone yells something and me and my friends turned around. It was the manager.. "Why'd take all those napkins?" "Their free..." "There meant for here so people can refrain from being a mess, not freebies for kid's like you guys" "So technically there not fre-" "You keep the napkins here and don't take too many" "Well, 'sir' if that's the case I think you need a new sign" "Next time you come here I'm calling the cops" So now I can't go to Mcdonald's anymore without him calling the cops and telling them I took some of his free napkins[/QUOTE] Lol? if they don't have enougn Napkins,the fattys can't clean up to get another Double big mac = Loss of profit! D:

I went with my two friends to a mcdonalds, we took the table right next to the place with all the workers, and contunined to talk about nothing but STDs, ordering stupid things, fecal matter, fucking with their restrooms, and drugs. We got a free cookie

[QUOTE=tasty-man]So it all started when me and my friends walked to the Mcdonalds a block away from my house, we ate and had a good time and as we left I took about maybe 10, 15 napkins for my house (I was out of napkins and it was really pissing me off) as were walking away someone yells something and me and my friends turned around. It was the manager.. "Why'd take all those napkins?" "Their free..." "There meant for here so people can refrain from being a mess, not freebies for kid's like you guys" "So technically there not fre-" "You keep the napkins here and don't take too many" "Well, 'sir' if that's the case I think you need a new sign" "Next time you come here I'm calling the cops" So now I can't go to Mcdonald's anymore without him calling the cops and telling them I took some of his free napkins[/QUOTE] I work at mcdonalds :derp: .

[QUOTE=DSK123]Get a hat, some sun glasses and go to that Mcdonalds and have a friend order. After enjoying your food, grab some napkins, go up to the manager pull off the hat and sunglasses and say "lol it was me the whole time" and run out with napkins. That'll teach him.[/QUOTE] He will learn to fear having his napkins stolen.

[QUOTE=Pure Piss]Guys I ran into the mcdonalds next to me and went in did not buy anything started grabbing napkins out of the dispenser and throwing them everywhere[/QUOTE] No, no, no. You [i]sap[/i] their dispensers! [i]SAP[/i] them!

[QUOTE=DSK123]Get a hat, some sun glasses and go to that Mcdonalds and have a friend order. After enjoying your food, grab some napkins, go up to the manager pull off the hat and sunglasses and say "lol it was me the whole time" and run out with napkins. That'll teach him.[/QUOTE] Holy crap that's the best idea ever.

Why don't you just go back and take all the napkins?

I jumped on a "special" tree, (as the manager said) and screamed momma I think I need fried chicken. My girl friend was all like :geno: Manager yelled at me :crying:!

[QUOTE=GiacJr][IMG]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/Giac_Jr/Eimage029.jpg[/IMG] haha bitch, 32 [b]PLUS[/b] i didn't get caught.[/QUOTE] If that's 32 then I took way more I took like double that

I'd just go in and get your food anyways. I doubt you'd get arrested or even ticketed for taking a few extra napkins.

you're a horrible person. nice personal text wish i can have one

[QUOTE=brans]you're a horrible person. nice personal text wish i can have one[/QUOTE] I bet you do

[QUOTE=tasty-man]I bet you do[/QUOTE] Your renown is now high enough to use the sneer gesture.

[QUOTE=suppertime]Your renown is now high enough to use the sneer gesture.[/QUOTE] I bet you do

[QUOTE=tasty-man]I bet you do[/QUOTE] Did-did you just insult me, for quoting fable? GUARDS! CRIMINAL SCUM!

Wow they did you a favor by telling you to leave. Fuckin thing sucks!

[QUOTE=Fais Funch]Technically, if the manager kicks you out and says don't come back and you do you are trespassing. The managers at the store I work at have banned lots of people from the store and when they came back he called the cops and they got arrested.[/QUOTE] Not really, considering the manager doesn't own the store, he can't really get you arrested for tresspassing.

[QUOTE=hahaha221]Wow they did you a favor by telling you to leave. Fuckin thing sucks![/QUOTE] For a fast food place a block away which I can walk to it's pretty good

[QUOTE=-AJ-]"Stop right there, napkin-stealing scum!" "Their free..." "Pay us for the napkins or give them back, you stolen napkins are now forfeit" [img]http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6366/thenpaywithyourblooddp3.png[/img] Let them call the cops what are they going to say? "This kid took some napkins! arrest him!" The police will just laugh.[/QUOTE] WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS EYES! I can't stop laughing D:

let the guy call the cops see what happens... i bet the manager will be fined for wasteing 'valuble police time'

Jesus well they were prepared. I went in there, looked for the napkins and it turns out they have them behind the counter as well as the straws, goddamn.

Your title under your name makes this all the better. I always take a handful of napkins, the workers don't mind.

[QUOTE=Vasili]Jesus well they were prepared. I went in there, looked for the napkins and it turns out they have them behind the counter as well as the straws, goddamn.[/QUOTE] Apparently the news of my mischief has been spread world wide

[QUOTE=tasty-man]So it all started when me and my friends walked to the Mcdonalds a block away from my house, we ate and had a good time and as we left I took about maybe 10, 15 napkins for my house (I was out of napkins and it was really pissing me off) as were walking away someone yells something and me and my friends turned around. It was the manager.. "Why'd take all those napkins?" "Their free..." "There meant for here so people can refrain from being a mess, not freebies for kid's like you guys" "So technically there not fre-" "You keep the napkins here and don't take too many" "Well, 'sir' if that's the case I think you need a new sign" "Next time you come here I'm calling the cops" So now I can't go to Mcdonald's anymore without him calling the cops and telling them I took some of his free napkins[/QUOTE] Just walk another 5 minutes and go to another MacDonalds

The funniest part of the story is that he just got a title for it. That's just near impossible. I've been trying for years. Should have thought of stealing napkins.

Hey, we do this: Go in, buy food, go over where the drinks are and take like 20 Sweet and sour, 5 BBQ. We put them in our pocket, and when we go home, we have them when we eat chicken. The set them out for you to take. Also, when we leave, we refill our drinks. Everyone does that.

[QUOTE=Fais Funch]Technically, if the manager kicks you out and says don't come back and you do you are trespassing. The managers at the store I work at have banned lots of people from the store and when they came back he called the cops and they got arrested.[/QUOTE] Yeah, just because you didn't do anything wrong doesn't mean you can't be banned from private property.