I was banned from Mcdonald's.....for taking too many napkins.... - General

[QUOTE=Bean-O]The funniest part of the story is that he just got a title for it. That's just near impossible. I've been trying for years. Should have thought of stealing napkins.[/QUOTE] If what you just said there is turned into a title, i will eat my hat :howdy:

This reminds me of when I was at a bowling alley when I was 6. A guy yelled at my sister and I for taking a a single ad, and threatened to call the cops. "DON'T TAKE MY PHOTOCOPY!"

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM. NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! PAY THE OURT YOUR FINE OR SERVE YOUR TIME.

[QUOTE=Javascript]STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM. NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! PAY THE OURT YOUR FINE OR SERVE YOUR TIME.[/QUOTE] Better pay that damn ourt

[QUOTE=Benie]Well, the Horse avatar and the Q in your name are HQRSE's trademarks. :)[/QUOTE] Read my profile.

[QUOTE=implaying8]Hey, we do this: Go in, buy food, go over where the drinks are and take like 20 Sweet and sour, 5 BBQ. We put them in our pocket, and when we go home, we have them when we eat chicken. The set them out for you to take. Also, when we leave, we refill our drinks. Everyone does that.[/QUOTE] Still your not as badass as me

nice umm info under your name..?

That's like taking a poor African kid's lunch and making him watch you eat it. I hope you rot in a hole. :(

We used to steal the wet floor signs. Me and all my friends all had at least 2 each.

[QUOTE=tasty-man]Still your not as badass as me[/QUOTE] I piss everywhere but the toilet. :c00l: Maybe one day you'll be as badass as me. :clint:

[QUOTE=Rosek]I piss everywhere but the toilet. :c00l: Maybe one day you'll be as badass as me. :clint:[/QUOTE] This explains everything [IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/ilkuhl.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=tasty-man]This explains everything [IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/ilkuhl.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] You seem to be misinformed: Rosek: [IMG]http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m260/Jersum/duke_nukem_004.jpg[/IMG] tasty-man: [IMG]http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m260/Jersum/DSC_2300.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Rosek]You seem to be misinformed: Rosek: [IMG]http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m260/Jersum/duke_nukem_004.jpg[/IMG] tasty-man: [IMG]http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m260/Jersum/DSC_2300.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] You: [IMG]http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m260/Jersum/DSC_2300.jpg[/IMG] Me: [IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/jr76o2.jpg[/IMG]

You should go in, take a fuckton of napkins, salt and pepper sachets, the little milk containers, straws and those coffee stirrer things. Go home, take a picture of yourself with them stacked up in front of you, then mail it all back to them along with the picture.

I got kicked out of McDonalds once for leaning over the counter and pushing buttons on there order thingy.. noone was at the counter but some dude in the drive-thru window pointed at me and the chick turned around and saw me.

[QUOTE=tasty-man]This explains everything [IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/ilkuhl.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Looks more like the faggot-O-meter to me

[QUOTE=tasty-man]You: [IMG]http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m260/Jersum/DSC_2300.jpg[/IMG] Me: [IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/jr76o2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] YOU: [img]http://www.gaydemon.com/blogs/pictures/2007/12/giovanni_002.jpg[/img] ME: [img]http://www.freewebs.com/captainpoo/Gay%20Basher.png[/img] Die motherfucker [b][highlight](User was banned for this post (Reason: Erect penis [img] tagged) [event] 140123 [/event])[/highlight][/b]

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[QUOTE=tasty-man]-snip-[/QUOTE] Hahaha you're so afriad to lose smartness that you snipped your post. Not very bad ass

[QUOTE=Phenix]YOU: ME: [img]http://www.freewebs.com/captainpoo/Gay%20Basher.png[/img] Die motherfucker[/QUOTE] FUCK FUCK FUCK img tag it !

[QUOTE=Phenix]Hahaha you're so afriad to lose smartness that you snipped your post. Not very bad ass[/QUOTE] Badass people have smartness And I don't see a title under that username

[QUOTE=tasty-man]Badass people have smartness And I don't see a title under that username[/QUOTE] Badass people have real smartness, not an advanced post count. And the title under your username says napkin thief, which also takes down your badassness. If you were on the badass-o-meter and your color was red and ROSIE O'DONELL' color was blue (And Rosie o'donell is like minus badass) then the whole chart would be blue.

Anyone else love how after he got a title he starts acting like he's gods gift to the forums? :v:

i feel sorry for his mental illness(es)

napkin thief :downs:

I hope you get life.

He now has an ego the size of British Columbia.

Epic thread. You sir deserve your title. Good show.

Bet someone will put this on Digg.

[QUOTE=Paco-Tacoii]Bet someone will put this on Digg.[/QUOTE] [url]http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Guy_gets_banned_from_mcdonalds_for_taking_too_many_napkins[/url] :howdy: