• My homoerotic childhood, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock
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I give my 69th post to you. Gaybow
[QUOTE=MrRelys;16010815] I'm handsome and skinny.[/QUOTE] lol
It's an honor being your 600th rainbow.
[QUOTE=The golden;16011191]All I see is a mound of makeup and plastic.....Where is the person?[/QUOTE] Says the man who shits in his shower and picks it up with his bare hands and throws it into the toilet :fuckyou: Anyways, how the hell did this topic get 8 pages in... 20 hours? And with the OP getting 601 gaybows? :v:
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;16011185]It's an honor being your 600th rainbow.[/QUOTE] I believe that this is the rainbow-est post on FP.
I too, had some pretty homo-erotic experiences in my childhood, and it didn't help that I got more erections than what should have been appropriate or even possible for my age. (Like, 8 years old. I was the horniest little kid ever.) But I turned out pretty straight-edge in the end. I know what it is like to have a man crush, but that is about as far gay as I have ever gotten since puberty. Well, that and making out with that dude.
[QUOTE=Cathbadh;16011270]I too, had some pretty homo-erotic experiences in my childhood, and it didn't help that I got more erections than what should have been appropriate or even possible for my age. (Like, 8 years old. I was the horniest little kid ever.) But I turned out pretty straight-edge in the end. I know what it is like to have a man crush, but that is about as far gay as I have ever gotten since puberty. Well, that and making out with that dude.[/QUOTE] I can't tell if you're implying that you are gay or you aren't.... :raise:
[QUOTE=Teh_Cheese;16011309]I can't tell if you're implying that you are gay or you aren't.... :raise:[/QUOTE] :iiam:
[QUOTE=mm3guy;16011233]Anyways, how the hell did this topic get 8 pages in... 20 hours? And with the OP getting 601 gaybows? :v:[/QUOTE] mm3guy is not to be outdone in tremendous numbers of ratings on his posts amirite
[QUOTE=Teh_Cheese;16011309]I can't tell if you're implying that you are gay or you aren't.... :raise:[/QUOTE] I'm not really gay. I only listed my gay adventures (and every one of them at that. There's not much there.) I have many many more adventures in the land of tits and vags, but they are altogether rather mundane for a story.
[QUOTE=The golden;16011191]All I see is a mound of makeup and plastic.....Where is the person?[/QUOTE] That's one hot mound of makeup.
[QUOTE=Mingeinabag;16009164]Hate to ruin it for ya, but you Can't ignite gasoline with a cigarette, it needs a open flame.[/QUOTE] [img]http://gonzogastro.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/mythbusters.jpg[/img]
Sounds gay tbh, gaybow for you.
my mind just wants to :dogout: [img]http://nobodycanstop.us/0_o.php/8fa818/0a09f7/82486O/i8vaW1/na2suY/29tL2k/va0Jrc/lRDWXc/uZ2lm/[/img]
[QUOTE=The golden;16011191]All I see is a mound of makeup and plastic.....Where is the person?[/QUOTE] I'm sorry I'll have to break the news to you, but you're now officially gay.
[QUOTE=DrMortician;16009225]Not to be an asshole, but you should explore other possibilities before letting a fucked up childhood make you who you are. [editline]11:08PM[/editline] Yea... Kate Beckinsale is the official gay test. [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2-7AdSkZA7I/RoE_WPVtpgI/AAAAAAAAHWI/0vm_VpC0d5c/s400/kate_beckinsale_55.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Ohh, this is why I love chicks.
For Now on your nnick name on the forums will be Rainbow boy. [editline]09:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Xixo12e;15994947]Wow...tbh you shoulda had some sex-ed.[/QUOTE] True so true.
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yeah, just noticed the 666 gaybows as well.
[QUOTE=DrMortician;16009225]Not to be an asshole, but you should explore other possibilities before letting a fucked up childhood make you who you are. [editline]11:08PM[/editline] Yea... Kate Beckinsale is the official gay test. [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2-7AdSkZA7I/RoE_WPVtpgI/AAAAAAAAHWI/0vm_VpC0d5c/s400/kate_beckinsale_55.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Again, i'm straight but i'm not turned on..
[QUOTE=Eneneh;16019399]Again, i'm straight but i'm not turned on..[/QUOTE] same here, she isn't that good, she is good looking but not arousing.
All I want to know is.. Why do the 3 friends you had... want to look at your dick? Seriously, if I had friends like that, I'd be a little creeped out.
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[quote]I guess you could say I was molested, but I kind of liked it.[/quote] Could've said no, so why?
I can honestly say I've had somewhat of a homosexual encounter in my early childhood, however it did not consist of actions which would be considered as extremely gay, and it occurred no more than once. Glad as I am for ending up as a heterosexual, I sometimes ponder if not being a heterosexual would be as bad as people say. What I mean is, I believe all male humans have more male friends than female friends in life, and I also believe that all males which are heterosexual are aware of how often we sense the urge of having sex, and then I guess homosexuals do to - which would make it much easier to get ass, rather than pussy. However, I guess most people in the world are heterosexual rather than fags.
[QUOTE=Johnny Serva;16020488]I can honestly say I've had somewhat of a homosexual encounter in my early childhood, however it did not consist of actions which would be considered as extremely gay, and it occurred no more than once. Glad as I am for ending up as a heterosexual, I sometimes ponder if not being a heterosexual would be as bad as people say. What I mean is, I believe all male humans have more male friends than female friends in life, and I also believe that all males which are heterosexual are aware of how often we sense the urge of having sex, and then I guess homosexuals do to - which would make it much easier to get ass, rather than pussy. However, I guess most people in the world are heterosexual rather than fags.[/QUOTE] I'm straight, know like no dudes, and I'm not gettin any. :(
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16002631]Joes dad walked in, walked out, got back into bed with his wife and said [quote]Is it weird that I got a boner off of that?[/quote] His wife replied with a smug look on her face: [quote]Rated u gaybow[/quote] And they had sex[/QUOTE] Ahahaha win
yeah sorry never asked or was asked to look at a dudes dong when I was young or ever at all more power to you I guess [editline]10:41PM[/editline] oops didn't read the entire thread looks like you actually jerked him off as well
[QUOTE=enjoi10;16019516]Thread music [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4upn3M4jtQY[/media][/QUOTE] No, this is the real thread music: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI[/media] Give it some time for the song to come up, around 0:10.
700th rainbow, fuckin' A man. A+ thread, have read 3 times so far and will probably read again.
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