• My homoerotic childhood, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock
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[QUOTE=Karbinev2;15995677]so do gays have their own sort of gaydar or what, i mean seriously, how do you [i]find[/i] other kids like this srsly[/QUOTE] I wish. Mine must be broken because I get secret man crushes on all the [I]straight[/I] guys that don't come off as being totally straight, but are straight anyways. So I don't really flirt or anything with them because of that Ofc I'm not a very obvious gay guy myself so :v:
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;16008697]Well I'm not truly gay as I have a girlfriend but I do like guys as much as girls.[/QUOTE] [b][i]Bisexuality[/i][/b] Learn what it is.
Uh, no offense or anything, but [B]MAN[/B], you had one fucked up childhood I mean I'm a gay supporter and was in the prop 8 protests in California, but man, why did everyone you meet want to do something with your cock?
Very informative, I'm just glad I wasn't the father who had to walk in to see his son and best friend learning how to masturbate with shampoo. Also, ironically the ad in the corner says "Search For Sex Offenders".
[QUOTE=Aurora93;16008009]They didn't gay sex at all. They were rubbing their penises all over eachother, though, but I never knew that was gay sex. I thought gay sex was a guy putting their penis into someone's ass or mouth.[/QUOTE] Quoted from story: "Many times, Kofi would stick his penis between my cheeks and right onto my anus" So he pretty much has gotten butt fucked. He probably has had butt sex too, he just hasn't said.
[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;15995722]just tell me this does this [img]http://images.newcelebritypics.com/img/celebs/images/b/brad_pitt-1259.jpg[/img] arouse you more than this [img]http://www.andrics.com/images/alizee001.jpg[/img] [editline]10:30AM[/editline] I ask because you would have to be a true gay not to be aroused by Alizee [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97SXOfU70uc[/media][/QUOTE] She has a sexy voice but there's something about her that really turns me off.
[QUOTE=Jimmy422;16008770]She has a sexy voice but there's something about her that really turns me off.[/QUOTE] You're going to get rated gaybow.
Same thing with me. but worse. oh god the mamories.
[QUOTE=JPoid;16008805]You're going to get rated gaybow.[/QUOTE] First!
My childhood was pretty much the same, only without penises, and I ended up giving in also.
[QUOTE=JPoid;16008805]You're going to get rated gaybow.[/QUOTE] Unless they start putting ratings next to usernames it means nothing to me :frogc00l:
[QUOTE=JPoid;16008664]I'm laughing at his 543 Gaybow Ratings.[/QUOTE] The last post I saw with over 500 gaybows was the Social Masturbation thread. This one's been up about 16 hours and it's gotten gaybow'd to hell.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls8UbwuX7XA[/media]
I think the majority of young kids have sexual experiences in one way or another. I remember when I was six years old and played doctor with this one chick. Not nearly as crazy as your stuff though man.
Well. I suppose you're one of the people that gives gays a bad name. I would be disgusted to even know you. Why would you go and post this on a public forum? Are you proud of it? Oh god. I feel like spilling gasoline over your face and throwing down a lit cigarette.
[QUOTE=Teh Soviet;16009139]Well. I suppose you're one of the people that gives gays a bad name. I would be disgusted to even know you. Why would you go and post this on a public forum? Are you proud of it? Oh god. I feel like spilling gasoline over your face and throwing down a lit cigarette.[/QUOTE] Hate to ruin it for ya, but you Can't ignite gasoline with a cigarette, it needs a open flame.
[QUOTE=Prismatex;16008647]No, I've had gay feelings all my life. I think the homoerotic childhood experiences just coincidentally fell in.[/QUOTE] Not to be an asshole, but you should explore other possibilities before letting a fucked up childhood make you who you are. [editline]11:08PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jimmy422;16008770]She has a sexy voice but there's something about her that really turns me off.[/QUOTE] Yea... Kate Beckinsale is the official gay test. [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2-7AdSkZA7I/RoE_WPVtpgI/AAAAAAAAHWI/0vm_VpC0d5c/s400/kate_beckinsale_55.jpg[/img]
Gave you gaybow.
[QUOTE=DrMortician;16009225]Not to be an asshole, but you should explore other possibilities before letting a fucked up childhood make you who you are. [editline]11:08PM[/editline] Yea... Kate Beckinsale is the official gay test. [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2-7AdSkZA7I/RoE_WPVtpgI/AAAAAAAAHWI/0vm_VpC0d5c/s400/kate_beckinsale_55.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I never said that I let these experiences make me who I am. [editline]11:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Teh Soviet;16009139]Well. I suppose you're one of the people that gives gays a bad name. I would be disgusted to even know you. Why would you go and post this on a public forum? Are you proud of it? Oh god. I feel like spilling gasoline over your face and throwing down a lit cigarette.[/QUOTE] Cool.
I didn't have childhood gay experiences, my first proper one was when i was 15 and i gave a "straight" guy head, I'm gay, but wasn't out at the time.
[QUOTE=Jimmy422;16008770]She has a sexy voice but there's something about her that really turns me off.[/QUOTE] She's got a nice ass, though.
[QUOTE=Prismatex;15994827]I'm sure all of you have had homoerotic encounters in your childhood, but I bet few of you have had some as gay as mine. It's funny - when I think about some of these, I get a weird feeling inside. Now, you may be asking, "Why do I care about this random guy's gay-ass stories?" Well, the answer is simple. I think that this tale of child molestation and sexual experimentation could prove humorous to many. I also feel that by getting this stuff off my chest, I can feel more comfortable with this stuff. [highlight]This whole post is about 95% true - it's not some dumbass copypasta.[/highlight] Now that that's out of the way, let me tell you the tale of a kid (let's call him Kofi) and I. Kofi and I had been friends since the second grade, and we got pretty close. Around the time of fifth grade, we started playing truth or dare. However, he always chose "dare" and made me choose it as well. Kofi was one year older than me and much larger, so I submitted to what he said. Half the time, his dare was simply to have me stand somewhere in either his room or my room and let him hump me a few times, pants on. However, that was too tame for him. Eventually, one of our favorite activities became "Pants-Off Wrestling," which is exactly what it sounds like. If normal wrestling was homoerotic, Pants-Off Wrestling was many times that. I didn't know it at the time, but both of us were obviously aroused. After a grueling session of Pants-Off Wrestling, we'd often relax in my bed, naked, under the covers. Many times, Kofi would stick his penis between my cheeks and right onto my anus. We were both 10 or 11, so we didn't have any idea about anal penetration. When I told him I was moving away from North Carolina, he was pretty sad. He wanted me to do one last thing for him, and while I didn't know what it was at the time, I gave him a handjob. A few days later, I moved, and I haven't heard from him since. I had another close friend in NC - let's call him Joe. One of our favorite activities was "playing house". We did this on the lower bunk of my bed, with a sheet partially hiding us from sight. He played the husband, and I played the wife. Most of our play was harmless, pretending to cook and such. However, we occasionally (you guesssed it) went under the covers and felt each other's genitals. While our actions never went as far as they did with Kofi and I, we still got pretty intimate. It turned out that these wouldn't be Joe and I's last homoerotic moments, however. The summer after I moved away from NC, I visited Joe for a week. For most of the week, we stayed at his house in the Outer Banks, where we stayed in the basement and played GTA for hours on end. One of the last nights I was staying with him, we went back to his primary house in the middle of the state. He decided he wanted to teach me how to jack off, something I had never done before. He grabbed a bottle of L'Oreal Kids shampoo and told me to take some and rub it on my dick. Yes, it hurt, but it also felt good in a masochistic way. He started to tell me what I needed to do when his dad walked in, half-asleep, and speechlessly walked out. That awkward moment out of the way, I observed Joe as he demonstrated masturbation to me. I tried it, and wasn't successful, so he gave me some help in the form of a rudimentary handjob. That was the end of our little experimentation session, and I left NC again a few days later. The most recent experience I can remember came with one of my friends in New York, where I moved to after leaving NC. Let's call this friend Tyler. After I had gotten to know Tyler pretty well, he came to me and asked me to show him my penis. As I was now experienced with this kind of thing, I happily obliged. We spent a significant amount of time, over about 4 meet-ups, looking at and feeling each other's penises and scrotums. Tyler even told me that I had the most beautiful asshole he had ever seen. Almost spontaneously, however, Tyler pulled a complete reversal and told me never to speak of our encounters again. I see him quite frequently at school, and while I sometimes think of our experiences, I don't think he remembers them. Well, now you've heard all about the shit in my childhood that made me into the fucked-up thing I am today. I guess you could say I was molested, but I kind of liked it. If I subscribed to the environmental theory of homosexuality, I'd say that some of these experiences really shaped my sexuality over the years. Thanks for reading! I've been wanting to post this for a long time. Also, feel free to ridicule me. Yes, I do self-identify as gay. [editline]5:27AM[/editline] Oh wow, you're rating me rainbow. How surprising.[/QUOTE] :awesomelon:
[QUOTE=Jimmy422;16008770]She has a sexy voice but there's something about her that really turns me off.[/QUOTE] For me, it's the vagina.
So, what is your sexual preference now? Bi, gay, or straight?
I had a friend when I was like, 5. One night, while we were watching strip poker on tv at like 5 in the morning, he told me about how his mom gave guys massages, and then showed me. By sucking my dick. Looking back on it, I lol.
Huh, I really don't have any homoerotic moments in my childhood, except streaking once, if you can call that homoerotic.
I had a heteroerotic encounter as a child. I showed a girl my penis under the covers when I was like 7. It was more of just curiosity though, because we had seen each other naked lots of time when we were younger. (Ran around the house naked, showered together.) Oh, I think I got another girl to pee in a bottle in the shower. And I remember another one taking a dump in the woods. (lol, I live in Alaska so it's not that shocking). But Those aren't really erotic. (At least not for my tastes. lol. None of those were really sexual, I never played doctor or anything when I was little. :( I'm a 17 year old virgin who's never been kissed. (I'm handsome and skinny, the problem is that I was "homeschooled") I wouldn't mind a few heteroerotic encounters now....
[QUOTE=DrMortician;16009225] Kate Beckinsale is the official gay test. [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2-7AdSkZA7I/RoE_WPVtpgI/AAAAAAAAHWI/0vm_VpC0d5c/s400/kate_beckinsale_55.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] :flashfap:
I read half of that, and said to myself "that's gay."
[QUOTE=trutelz;16010896]I read half of that, and said to myself "that's gay."[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=trutelz;15680126]no, thats gay.[/QUOTE] .
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