[QUOTE=Diet Kane;18020461]You're not supposed to cut the hair down there. Be a man.[/QUOTE]
Guess you never had sex then.
Whatever you do, don't use a razor or scissors, otherwise you're really asking for trouble (AKA seeing your chopped off dick floating down the drain).
Get an electric shaver, most have a [B]protected[/B] razor on top, which can be used to trim down long beards since the normal electric razors (those round ones in front) would just rip the out. Use that one on the back, you can't cut yourself with that one unless you want to.
I do it like a man, I put duct tape on it and RIP IT OUT
my friend cut his pubes with scissors in his room. he put the hair on table beside his bed and forgot to get rid of it. it disappeared.
also, shave in the direction of the hair, not against it.
I usually cut away around half of the hair away with scissors, I can't be arsed to risk a severed penis.
Why would you want to ? It's waaaaarm
I mach 3 the shit out of the whole thing... it's gooood. I was nervous as hell at first but it's totally worth it.
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you might be a bit "I cant put a razor on my balls!!! but just lather it up with shaving cream and get stuck in, it's easy... I rarely get any cuts. It's good to put a bit of moisturiser on it when you're done just to stop any irritation the first few times.
Cut your dick off bathe in your blood it is the only way to become a man
[QUOTE=Firerain;18028708]Cut your dick off bathe in your blood it is the only way to become a man[/QUOTE]
This just in, Firerain has no dick.
[QUOTE=Firerain;18028708]Cut your dick off bathe in your blood it is the only way to become a man[/QUOTE]
Hi garry
You don't shave your feet silly
Real men shave with a straight razor.
You figure it out.
[QUOTE=jackster137;18028788]Hi garry[/QUOTE]
hi faggot
[QUOTE=YoMother;18028553][highlight]INTERNET INFO[/highlight]
Girls don't like hairy balls[/QUOTE]
Like someone in this thread will ever get a girlfriend :rolleye:
^ nerd admits he has never had a girlfriend
gg
Chainsaw, use motor oil for cream
Just so we all know, its been healing up nicely. :D
Use a bic, throw it out afterwards.
ITT: kids who can't even grow facial hair worried about their imaginary pubes.
DONT FORGET THE CORN STARCH FOR THE ITCH!
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[QUOTE=Dr. Schrodinger;18020869]Wait a second, MORE THAN ONE PERSON in this thread shaves?
I have never shaved my pubes, and never plan to.[/QUOTE]
Well I mean since you have no physical contact with females you don't need to worry about it.
^This is hilarious.
I say this just to be an asshole in the locker room.
Strait Razor. Don't look, just start chopping.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Terrible bump" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
I find that a zappo lighter works very well. Just make sure you put a lot of conditioner on the skin before you set it alight, it'll protect the skin not the hair from the fire.
Well I was looking for info on shaving my pubes, but wow what a bump. How do people find this shit is beyond me.
[QUOTE=warflamingo;33659550]Strait Razor. Don't look, just start chopping.[/QUOTE]
I have no idea how people like you are finding those old threads.
There's no way this is accidental. He did it for attention.
Wasn't there another thread like this recently?
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;33661453']Wasn't there another thread like this recently?[/QUOTE]
this thread is from 2009
[QUOTE=warflamingo;33659550]Strait Razor. Don't look, just start chopping.[/QUOTE]
Nice bumb bro
holy bump
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