Someone deposited a small statue in front of my door

[Joppari]

Shit, FP gets all the cool stuff at their front door, one guy got shit by a bum, some get animals, some get statues.

[Arnold]

It's a message, clean your floor.

[Sifflix]

No mortal can 167.

[HubmaN]

[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/105/260100977_622ae25dd4.jpg[/img]
Scrape the fuck out of it. Maybe it's hiding a drug stash.

[FelixDragon]

Holy shit it's like the giraffe statue all over again

[QwertyTSecond]

[img]http://science-fiction-books.com.au/media/ccp0/prodxl/Tick-Tock-Dean-Koontz-Paperback14-lge.jpg[/img]

[Ignatius]

[QUOTE=gnisasas;31568322]This reminds me of some story some other FPer posted a loong time ago, can't really remember the details, I think it had something to do with a shit or something? Or a jiraffe[/QUOTE]

The one where a hobo kept shitting on all his stuff?

[MaveDustaine]

It's an african charity organization asking you for a donation.

[Chrisaster]

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;31569614]Link?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1074178-A-man-left-something-on-my-porch.[/url]

[Number-41]

Place 6 more statues at someone's door or a ghost will come visit you at night!

[Mr.T]

It's an invitation from the Illuminati.

[Padgoi]

It's a really elaborate credit card offer. Instead of points for purchases, you get statues.

[Weemanply109]

If I were in your situation, I would place it at someone else's door. Quite creepy indeed.

[credesniper]

Can you tell us more about the statue?
It it somebody cleaning the ground?

[pdp]

deja vu. there was a thread like this before.

[MadJawa]

[QUOTE=credesniper;31576255]Can you tell us more about the statue?
It it somebody cleaning the ground?[/QUOTE]
Yes I think so.

[Advisor]

I hope you like it, i made it myself just for you. I give presents everyone i plan to rape.

[Bredirish123]

It sounds like the making of a good creepypasta

[BCell]

This reminds me of the time someone left a toy pony and a toy knight at my front door back in 1998. I lost those toy though.

Maybe it's a prank

[street wizard]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_PAqQKNPzQ&feature=player_embedded[/media]

[Snake7]

This sound like the beginning of a bad scary movie.

Also 69th post! Whoooooooooooooo! [sp]I'm sorry[/sp]

[Pringles.]

stop stealing your neighbors wifi

[chokachokaboom]

My gnome! How did you get my gnome!? Give me back my gnome!

[Str4fe]

That is a creepy looking statue. Maybe someone wanted to creep you out?

[Zombini]

Better than shit on someone's garage door.