"Hey! Soccer Girl!"

[Madman_Andre]

OP needs to buff out some. He's a wee little girly man.

[Ignatius]

[QUOTE=gamefreek76;18290206]If you care so much then cut your hair.
You must be pretty young if people confuse you with a girl.
Get some facial scars and grow a mustache.[/QUOTE]

I got a scar across my eye from that kick to the face. Heh heh.

[abs]

get some kind of facial hair

no neckbeards

[dookie]

[QUOTE=DienDwemar;18290186]If you like it long, who fucking cares?[/QUOTE]

he's a guy dat wants 2 b a girl

[Mumblecrust]

We need some pictures, soccer girl.

[shithead urkel]

[QUOTE=Christarp4;18290131]maybe you are a girl? if u let other people see ur privates then u can be sure of ur sex but if u didnt let anyone else see what if u were born with a vagina but told it was a penis and grew up thinking u had a penis cause u never knew what a vagina looked like?????[/QUOTE]

yeah this is pretty muchthe only wway we can tell if youre not a soccer girl

[peabrain101]

You grew feminine hair.

People thought you were female.

Am I missing something? Cause that sounds like something no one would care about and a problem that can be easily fixed.

[Bapebape|!bape]

[QUOTE=iggy650;18290105]That reminds me of a joke. If someone is talking about being emo or something related, bump in and say:

"Isn't emo a bird?"

Of course, Sarcasm.[/QUOTE]

i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

[ProboardslolV2]

get in a soccer fight.

from what i hear, they can be brutal

[editline]02:22AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;18290289]at 14 chicks have pretty medium sized racks due to the whoremoans in food today, unless op has moobs people are just retarded.[/QUOTE]

hell yes they do, and i fucking LOVE it

im 14 btw

[s0m3_guy]

If you're 12/13 you should cut your hair or enjoy the time of being mistaken as a girl.

[ProboardslolV2]

-snip-

[shithead urkel]

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;18290306]why get in a soccer fight.

from what i hear, they can be brutal

[editline]02:22AM[/editline]

hell yes they do, and i fucking LOVE it

im 14 btw[/QUOTE]

haha youre 14

[LazyBoy]

[QUOTE=iggy650;18289971] My mom was covering her hand with her mouth with her hand,[/QUOTE]

wait how where was her left hand

[ManningQB18]

I used to have this problem... then I turned 9 years old and it stopped.

[Christarp4]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;18290364]you are prolly 12 i bet[/QUOTE]

hes like 25..................................................................................................

[Pretiacruento]

Ok here's what I think OP looks like:

[img]http://www.cinegame.de/images/schauspieler/daeg_faerch.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.coronadoplayhouse.com/nerd/headshots/daeg-farech.jpg[/img]
Am I rite, OP?

You gotta wear your long hear in a more badass way... like so:

[img]http://famousmonstersoffilmland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/daeg-faerch.jpg[/img]

See?

[wizlord]

cut your hair hippy

[Boozy&Bitter]

Cut your hair? I know you like it but there's not much else you can do.

[Viva_]

If your hating the comments your hair is getting you do either:
1. get it cut
2. get it styled
3. get it cut but no alot so its still somewhat long

Also you might want to stop hanging out with your mom.

I have long hair but i don't grow it incredibly long.

[Pretiacruento]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;18290518]that is not badass in any way shape form or any other type of thing it could possibly be.[/QUOTE]

For a 14 year old, IMO I think that'd be a pretty decent manly look. What do you suggest instead, a punk mohawk?

[WWIII]

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;18290477]Ok here's what I think OP looks like:

Am I rite, OP?

You gotta wear your long hear in a more badass way... like so:

See?[/QUOTE]

That guy is creepy.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/Faerch%2C_Daeg_%282007%29.jpg/399px-Faerch%2C_Daeg_%282007%29.jpg[/img]

[DementNeo]

well

i've been mistaken once from very very far away and from the side

[Pretiacruento]

[QUOTE=WWIII;18290567][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/Faerch%2C_Daeg_%282007%29.jpg/399px-Faerch%2C_Daeg_%282007%29.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
"Don't you DARE buy anything from her, okay?"

C'mon OP, we need your pics! :P

[Insomneeuh]

Post pictures so the internet can judge you and you can feel good about yourself.

[BlargCow]

grow a beard or mustache or something

[sonnysonny]

Ive been mistaken for a girl three times. I was wearing a wig though...

[Relys]

The trolls thrive on the nourishment of your long hair.

My care cup is empty. \_/

[DarkendSky]

Cut your hair/blanket taped to scalp.

[wizlord]

[QUOTE=BlargCow;18290774]grow a beard or mustache or something[/QUOTE]

after cutting your hair

[Zeldy]

I've got pretty long hair, and have been mistaken for a girl a few times before (due to my obviously slender, sexy body).

So I grew a mother fucking beard.

I got some frenchie douchebag follow me one time, whilst walking home from the post office, on his shitty scooter motorbike. He was trying to chat me up in fucking french and honking his pethetic scooter horn.

It was pretty cold and windy that day so I had my jacket zipped up and was looking down.

So I looked at him.

I swear, the look in his eyes when he saw the fucking beard. It was beautiful. Like a delicious cocktail of confusion, shock, horror, and anger.

He did what any other french would do. He fled.