"Hey! Soccer Girl!"

[Christarp4]

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;18290960]Cut your hair/blanket taped to scalp.[/QUOTE]

butch

[LazyBoy]

[QUOTE=Zeldy;18291002]I've got pretty long hair, and have been mistaken for a girl a few times before (due to my obviously slender, sexy body).

So I grew a mother fucking beard.

I got some frenchie douchebag follow me one time, whilst walking home from the post office, on his shitty scooter motorbike. He was trying to chat me up in fucking french and honking his pethetic scooter horn.

It was pretty cold and windy that day so I had my jacket zipped up and was looking down.

So I looked at him.

I swear, the look in his eyes when he saw the fucking beard. It was beautiful. Like a delicious cocktail of confusion, shock, horror, and anger.

He did what any other french would do. He fled.[/QUOTE]

theres a dude like you at my school we call him jesus.

[Rosek]

[QUOTE=WWIII;18290567]That guy is creepy.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/Faerch%2C_Daeg_%282007%29.jpg/399px-Faerch%2C_Daeg_%282007%29.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Fuck you, I'm going to have nightmares tonight! :(

And OP cut it or stop bitching.

[Hail Satan]

[img]http://www.twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Death_By_Stereo/Andrew_WK_I_Get_Wet/Andrew1.jpg[/img]
Long hair can be cool

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=Lambeth;18291573][img]http://www.twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Death_By_Stereo/Andrew_WK_I_Get_Wet/Andrew1.jpg[/img]
Long hair can be cool[/QUOTE]
Only if you're Braveheart.
And the OP definitely is not Braveheart.

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;18292041]no, how about a fucking spiked haircut and a decent tee shirt and a smile, not some "baww emo" look, also, that guy is fat[/QUOTE]

[img]http://snagwiremedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/douchebags.jpg[/img]
Like this? :smug:

[Haiduc21]

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;18290477]

[img]http://famousmonstersoffilmland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/daeg-faerch.jpg[/img]

[/QUOTE]

Kurt Cobain reincarnate.

[Linkage]

[QUOTE=pie_is_good;18290218]Take your pants off so your willy shows all the time. That way no one will suspect you of being a girl.[/QUOTE]

Lady Gaga tried this I believe.

[marco900]

there are a bunch of metalheads at my school with long hair.

[Samoht]

You're 12 and have long hair. With that combination you're bound to be mistaken for a girl. You have to get rid of one of those two factors to alleviate the problem.

[Gmod4ever]

Quit yer bitching.

I've been called a girl for about two years now (ever since I started growing my hair out).

One of the people in a few my classes would only call me by girl's names. He used a different one every day.

Take it as a compliment, or just ignore it. :c00lbert:

[editline]fish[/editline]

[QUOTE=LazyBoy;18291056]theres a dude like you at my school we call him jesus.[/QUOTE]

I also intend to grow a Jesus beard.

Though my friends already call me Jesus. And not just because I respond whenever someone says "Jesus Christ".

(Though that does have something to do with it, I'm sure.)

[Archangel125]

Grow a huge fucking beard to go with it, and your problems will be solved :D

[bagman]

Shave your hair, you hippy.

[Pigeon87]

[QUOTE=iggy650;18289971]Right when I got my hands on the ball, he swung his leg at full force and he kicked me right in the face. (IN DA FACE!) I hit the ground almost instantly.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=iggy650;18289971]Right when I got my hands on the ball[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=iggy650;18289971][b]hands on the ball[/b][/QUOTE]

:raise:

[Samoht]

[QUOTE=Pigeon87;18292576]:raise:[/QUOTE]

She was the goalkeeper.

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;18292347]no, a spiked haircut that isn't a chad haircut, look up chad on urban dictionary if you don't get what i'm saying.[/QUOTE]

Ah, truly I have made a grievous error in my statement beforehand.

[Boatplugs]

I FUCKING LOVE STEAK AND SHAKE. Their cheese fries are the best.

[TheAnarchist]

[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;18292374]Quit yer bitching.

I've been called a girl for about two years now (ever since I started growing my hair out).

One of the people in a few my classes would only call me by girl's names. He used a different one every day.

Take it as a compliment, or just ignore it. :c00lbert:[/QUOTE]

"Oy, Suzy!" *WHAMMO*

[Kilgannon]

bawww I'm too lazy to get a haircut so instead I will make a thread on FP ;___;

[gReplay]

Cut the hair, get a tail.

[Amez]

Cut your damn hair and this wouldn't happen. Is that too much to ask for?

[JacobG]

soccer is gay

[lum1naire]

[QUOTE=JacobG;18293481]soccer is gay[/QUOTE]

.

also you sound like a girl grow some balls cut the fucking hair and get a mohawk YEH

[TheEconomy]

Cut your hair then if you don't want to be called a girl.

[Riotashuma]

Grow some facial Hair, long hair is cool if your a Metal Head.

[Archangel125]

[QUOTE=Samoht;18292755]She was the goalkeeper.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Samoht;18292755][b]She[/b] was the goalkeeper.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Samoht;18292755][b]She[/b][/QUOTE]

A ninja strike if I ever saw one.

I salute you.

[AngryAsshole]

I got called a sweetie at work by a guy because everyone else who works there is a female.

I have short hair and sideburns.

Also OP, if it really bothers you, just cut your hair.

Really you shouldn't even give a shit what other people say about you, since they're only being cunts and trying to wind you up.
Yes, even if they try and make it look like it's an accident, they are all really out to get you.

[Dlaor]

Oh wow, you people are weird. I've read stories about gay people, people who get herpes on their fingers, a girl with boys hair and now a boy with girls hair? :v:

[Zeke129]

Every time someone says you're a girl, whip out your dick to prove them wrong.

Foolproof solution.

[Nicklan]

[QUOTE=Dlaor;18297880]Oh wow, you people are weird. I've read stories about gay people, people who get herpes on their fingers, a girl with boys hair and now a boy with girls hair? :v:[/QUOTE]

And you are here for a long time and I am suprised that you think that the community is weird.