Abuse it so you can get into the girl dressing rooms.
Your mom sounds like a very interesting person.
[QUOTE=Billiam;18290117]I feel you OP, I had long hair touching my back for most of my life. Shit like this happened all the time until I buzzed it.
Long hair is awesome till it gets fucking annoying.[/QUOTE]
wow you know a lot about long hair and its annoyances
Anyway OP, don't let that affect you. You'll grow a thick skin after awhile...
Besides, just think about how many girls you're gonna score by the time your hair grows longer (and you play the Metalhead card)... like so:
[img]http://www.mydyingbride.org/images/bio/andrew.jpg[/img]
Andrew Craighan - My Dying Bride
[img]http://www.mayones.com/bindata/casestudy/zrodlo/CASE236fcadb75a9c668930f3ac92ef22153.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.emginc.com/content/artistimages/HF_andrew.jpg[/img]
Long story short: Long hair rules, just deal with it and you'll be fine :)
[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;18299850]i have long hair
but im a metalhead n manly my mom says so![/QUOTE]
Fixed
I used to have long hair.
I cut it.
My life was 200% better from that point onwards.
Cut your hair.
[QUOTE=wewt!;18300987]Fixed[/QUOTE]
im manly n tuff none messes with me
now go fuck yoself while i blast down the walls w metal k
ATTN: Do not grow long hair without any facial hair. You'll look like a complete idiot. Or a woman.
Yeah. Stop playing soccer, and join a metal band.
[highlight]INSTANT AWESOME[/highlight]
[QUOTE=YoMother;18301706]Yeah, I'm sure he gets to bang a lot of attractive fat women.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, you have no idea...
you guys ever think that people with long hair join metal bands because they're tired of people calling them girls
What the hell is steak & Shake?
stop washing
grow a huge beard
[QUOTE=absinthe;18290228]get some kind of facial hair
no neckbeards[/QUOTE]
Then he'll end up as a polish girl instead.
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