I've Been Robbed! - General

[QUOTE=John Fisher;17990526]Get a crowbar and wack them with it.[/QUOTE] He's not Gordon Freeman! Only Gordon has those privelages. But seriously, OP, don't you have ANY security systems? not one alarm? if not then GET AN ALARM SYSTEM!

lol abduct them [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply, this is neither funny nor helpful" - verynicelady))[/highlight]

Killing Floor is great. I wish they'd stolen your PC so at least now it would be in the hands of someone who can appreciate it.

Thats a good premise for a punisher-esque super hero!

get a dog. simple. not one of those pussy ones that look like squirrels, i mean a powerful dog. get a pit.

[QUOTE=ZakkShock;17992498]Thats a good premise for a punisher-esque super hero![/QUOTE] "You know how every once in a while you come across a 15 year old nerd that you shouldn't have crossed?" "Well that's me." [b]ONE MAN.[/b] [b]ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS STOLEN FROM HIS DAD.[/b] [b][i]COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.[/i][/b] [highlight]SYSTEMATIK JUSTICE.[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Systematik;17990924] And you're right, I'm not older than 15. So?[/QUOTE] So? ... You think you can take on more than 1 (or even 1) full sized (and probably armed) men? :angel:

[quote=red_eyes;17992684]so? ... You think you can take on more than 1 (or even 1) full sized (and probably armed) men? :angel:[/quote] you can if you're [highlight]SYSTEMATIK JUSTICE[/highlight]

My girlfriend was staying at her Aunts once. They got robbed while they were all asleep. While searching for evidence, the police found a knife in the front garden left behind by the people. Possibly in case anyone woke up. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Systematik;17990460] I walked over to the sliding glass door, and notice it had been pried open, [b]probably picked by a jimmy[/b]. [/QUOTE] Wasn't me, sorry. On a serious note, you should've called the police and had them take fingerprints and stuff.

[QUOTE=Systematik;17990460] The unfortunate thing is that my step-dad is in the hospital for treatment on bipolar disorder, and doesn't know about any of this yet. But he has a unique skill set of being trained in a variety of martial arts.[/QUOTE] I hope Liam neeson is is alright.

[QUOTE=zepp-;17992517]get a dog. simple. not one of those pussy ones that look like squirrels, i mean a powerful dog. get a pit.[/QUOTE] Big and loud does the job perfectly. I have a golden retriever but it still scares the crap out of people, one kid tried to steal our car about a year ago, we set the dog on him, Kid crapped himself even though the dog was only licking him. Needless to say he didnt try running and he never came back.

[QUOTE=Elmand;17992884]Big and loud does the job perfectly. I have a golden retriever but it still scares the crap out of people, one kid tried to steal our car about a year ago, we set the dog on him, Kid crapped himself even though the dog was only licking him. Needless to say he didnt try running and he never came back.[/QUOTE] Burglers don't like any houses with dogs in, because dogs are more likely to notice them breaking in, and once they do notice burglers their barking is likely to wake everyone up. Also, phone the police so you can claim on anything stolen using contents insurance (I hope your family has got that).

Hey, why don't we get everyone from Facepunch to beat these guys up? Power in numbers, right? Wait...

some faggots keep stealing the emblem off my dads truck and he keeps buying new ones, the one now he wrote a message on the back "I hope you were smiling when you stole this because your face is now on camera"

Get some blinds.

But is the face actually on Camera? Or is he bluffing?

No offence op, but it is a case of you get what you deserve, if you ( or your parents ) are too stupid as to not call the police, get a decent security system or put your valuables in a decent hiding place. Then what do you expect? I keep all my valuables on my computer desk drawers, directly opposite my bed. As an extra measure I also loosened the screws at the top of my bedroom door. So you have to lift the door ( which creates a shit load of creaks, and a loud scraping sound ) to open it. Also you said your little sister was in the room nearby, but didn't hear the sliding door getting broke open? From my own personal experience, I believe there is no way to break open a lock with a crowbar, without making any noise.

Stories like this make me glad we have an alarm system (that's monitored) for our house.

It had to be done. Coming soon. [IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/5vyfwy.png[/IMG] Spent over 45 mins on this

[QUOTE=cdlink14;17993152]No offence op, but it is a case of you get what you deserve, if you ( or your parents ) are too stupid as to not call the police, get a decent security system or put your valuables in a decent hiding place. Then what do you expect? I keep all my valuables on my computer desk drawers, directly opposite my bed. As an extra measure I also loosened the screws at the top of my bedroom door. So you have to lift the door ( which creates a shit load of creaks, and a loud scraping sound ) to open it. Also you said your little sister was in the room nearby, but didn't hear the sliding door getting broke open? From my own personal experience, I believe there is no way to break open a lock with a crowbar, without making any noise.[/QUOTE] I don't know if I was getting robbed I'd rather pretend I'm asleep than put myself in potential danger. Unless I know I would have some sort of advantage (like a weapon or something)

[QUOTE=cdlink14;17993152]No offence op, but it is a case of you get what you deserve, if you ( or your parents ) are too stupid as to not call the police, get a decent security system or put your valuables in a decent hiding place. Then what do you expect? I keep all my valuables on my computer desk drawers, directly opposite my bed. As an extra measure I also loosened the screws at the top of my bedroom door. So you have to lift the door ( which creates a shit load of creaks, and a loud scraping sound ) to open it. Also you said your little sister was in the room nearby, but didn't hear the sliding door getting broke open? [b]From my own personal experience[/b], I believe there is no way to break open a lock with a crowbar, without making any noise.[/QUOTE] Are you a cat burglar? :raise:

[QUOTE=The Epidemic;17993227]I don't know if I was getting robbed I'd rather pretend I'm asleep than put myself in potential danger. Unless I know I would have some sort of advantage (like a weapon or something)[/QUOTE] That's why I have the door unscrewed, it takes at least 10 or so seconds to fuck about with holding it at the right height to actually make it open. In that time I could of been woken up, and gotten ready with one of my spare keyboards, or mice to throw repeatedly at the fuckers face. Before finally smashing him across the head with the glass I have my night cap with. If all else fails, I'll throw my shitty PS3 at him.

[QUOTE=cdlink14;17993313]That's why I have the door unscrewed, it takes at least 10 or so seconds to fuck about with holding it at the right height to actually make it open. In that time I could of been woken up, and gotten ready with one of my spare keyboards, or mice to throw repeatedly at the fuckers face. Before finally smashing him across the head with the glass I have my night cap with. If all else fails, I'll throw my shitty PS3 at him.[/QUOTE] what if all those objects miss :frog:

[QUOTE=Scyze;17993279]Are you a cat burglar? :raise:[/QUOTE] meow im a cat burglar meow meow

[QUOTE=Scyze;17993279]Are you a cat burglar? :raise:[/QUOTE] When I was little I used to break into my neighbours sheds with my older brother ( who was always pissed... so yeah)... We once broke into a guys house a few blocks from where I lived at the time. We broke open the door, I stood near the back door, while he went inside to find things which he said they stole from him. I heard a loud scream, he ran out yelling for me to run home quickly. So I just high-tailed it out of there while he ran the opposite direction, he came home the following day when he finally sobered up... Turns out he broke into the living room, the guys parrot started talking, my brother shit himself and screamed, and charged out....

[QUOTE=cdlink14;17993455]When I was little I used to break into my neighbours sheds with my older brother ( who was always pissed... so yeah)... We once broke into a guys house a few blocks from where I lived at the time. We broke open the door, I stood near the back door, while he went inside to find things which he said they stole from him. I heard a loud scream, he ran out yelling for me to run home quickly. So I just high-tailed it out of there while he ran the opposite direction, he came home the following day when he finally sobered up... Turns out he broke into the living room, the guys parrot started talking, my brother shit himself and screamed, and charged out....[/QUOTE] was that the exact moment you decided to be a furry?

Also lol @ this becoming a new meme.

Visit any local pawn shops, if you find any of your items, tell the owner that these are stolen and he'll give you the name of the guy who turned them in.

[QUOTE=DougMcDougbert;17993474]was that the exact moment you decided to be a furry?[/QUOTE] Never been a furry, and if you're hinting at the avatar, I just like the glow/rave sticks.