[QUOTE=lolwutdude;18091394][img]http://www.emocide.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/theater_wp800x600.jpg[/img]
Watch it. Learn it. Use it.[/QUOTE]
Even better, use common sense.
Even better get a M60.
Just so you know robbers don't like it when you chase them down the street with a cricket bat. 9 times out of 10 they'll drop your stuff and run for it.
:australia: Aussie Style.
[QUOTE=Mercenary-;17990762][img]http://www.thevancouverite.com/pictures/nelson-muntz.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
This
Has someone alerted the Imperial Guard?
Shit happens.
Call the police, they'll tell you to wait a few weeks, you will get the reply
"I dunno".
[quote]and play Killing Floor (it's a mediocre game, at best) with friends.[/QUOTE]
You have been punished for your wrong opinion :downs:
So...you crawl onto the internet and complain to people who are bound to make fun of you?
Ingenious.
Not very.
Buy 2 german shepards, and attach laserbeams to there heads.
Thank god for chip and pin.
[QUOTE=SenorJose;18007558]Track them down and set fire to their houses.[/QUOTE]
No, ask god to send [b]demons[/b] to their houses!
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[QUOTE=madmanmad;18096450]Buy 2 german shepards, and attach laserbeams to there heads.[/QUOTE]
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1. Find whoever robbed you
2. Skin the motherfucker
3. Wear his face
Think what Gordon Freeman would do.Install cameras some turrets after that some laser mines then when they try to get in your house get hte crowbar and whack their faces .Thats what Gordon Freeman would do i think.
OR
Put some traps at the wondows and the doors take them to your basement and put them to watch Grace Anatomy
If none of the above work try this.
Put a mine field all around your house that should help you.
Oh Oh P.S:Sucks to be you o_O
[QUOTE=Zombie Star;18099386]Think what Gordon Freeman would do.Install cameras some turrets after that some laser mines then when they try to get in your house get hte crowbar and whack their faces .Thats what Gordon Freeman would do i think.
Oh Oh P.S:Sucks to be you o_O[/QUOTE]
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Who the fuck carries 7K in cash?
no one keeps several thousand dollars in a wallet
dont lie
[QUOTE=Kanye West;18103316]no one keeps several thousand dollars in a wallet
dont lie[/QUOTE]
$big$ $penda
[QUOTE=UberDave;18097078]1. Find whoever robbed you
2. Skin the motherfucker
3. Wear his face[/QUOTE]
You don't have the technology or the steady hands to pull off a procedure like that!
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
/caps
who the fuck keeps thousands of dollars in their wallet anyways?
(removing bill gates)
(and rich/famous people)
[QUOTE=Lady Gaga;18105283]who the fuck keeps thousands of dollars in their wallet anyways?
(removing bill gates)
(and rich/famous people)[/QUOTE]
Semi-rich/famous people?
Sounds to me like your over-reacting/trying to think up solutions that sound good in the mind, but not practical. Just call the cops and go from there is about all you can do.
[QUOTE=tinhead50;18106401]Semi-rich/famous people?
Sounds to me like your over-reacting/trying to think up solutions that sound good in the mind, but not practical. Just call the cops and go from there is about all you can do.[/QUOTE]
NO! i panicked when the dude hacked my Email.. i literally got super uber pissed over it.
[QUOTE=Kanye West;18103316]no one keeps several thousand dollars in a wallet
dont lie[/QUOTE]
My uncle does. Except under his mattress.
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