[QUOTE=TropicalV2;19871640]well you see son, there's a fine line between sleep-stripping and sleep-rape.[/QUOTE]
:smithicide:
Never happened to me.
I fucking love the OP.
[QUOTE=Faren;19871678]I fucking love the OP.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/IMG]
i found the pot of gold, lucky!!
[QUOTE=Faren;19871678]I fucking love the OP.[/QUOTE]
You're gross.
[QUOTE=Faren;19871678]I fucking love the OP.[/QUOTE]
back off he's mine
[QUOTE=Reflectent;19871708]back off he's mine[/QUOTE]
You're grosser.
I woke up wearing my skirt from my old private school a few days ago.
As soon as I was out of that school, I stuffed that stupid skirt and the other dress clothes deep into the darkest corners of my dresser. Apparently that wasn't enough to keep it from finding its way back.
OP showing us how big his dick is.
[URL=http://img191.imageshack.us/i/fatasscantmove.jpg/][IMG]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9822/fatasscantmove.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[QUOTE=ArcNova;19871363]Woke up in pajama pants.
I never wear pajama pants.[/QUOTE]
Wait a minute you're me!
[QUOTE=srag;19871777]OP showing us how big his dick is.
my eyes burn from seeing this[/QUOTE]
What the FUCK.
This is why media tags were invented. I still can't figure out why they were uninvented.
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;19871642]:barf: [highlight][i]DAMN IT, MAN! I WAS EATING!![/highlight][/i][/QUOTE]
This teaches you not to eat while browsing Facepunch. This applies to not just my threads.
[QUOTE=srag;19871777]OP showing us how big his dick is.
*pic*[/QUOTE]
[B]what the FUCK FUCK FUCK AUIGBAOGBAUGAIGNGAHASHSHS[/B]
[QUOTE=Faren;19871678]I fucking love the OP.[/QUOTE]
So it was you!
That has got to be the gayest OP I've ever seen.
Oh wait : [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=885789[/url]
[QUOTE=srag;19871777]OP showing us how big his dick is.
[URL=http://img191.imageshack.us/i/fatasscantmove.jpg/][IMG]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9822/fatasscantmove.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]
Pssh I'm not that fat.
I mean my muscluarlity and 10 inch dick may be glorified a little, but still. Not cool bro.
I think op is trying to attract other men by describing the contents of his o so plaid pajamas so thoroughly. btw, op, facepunch is not a great place to try to attract a partner unless ur gay. im fairly certain most of the facepunchers are males. also, WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!!
One time I woke up wearing jeans and no shirt or underwear
:raise:
One time I woke up, put my shorts on and went back to sleep. Does that count?
"Dad did you ass rape me last night?"
I actually used to sleep walk and do this at the same time. For at least 5 days in 1 month I would wake up completely nude on the living room couch covered only by a blanket. My clothes trailed from me to my room.
I once woke up in my granddaughters clothes..
It was only slightly awkward.
[QUOTE=srag;19871777]OP showing us how big his dick is.
[URL=http://img191.imageshack.us/i/fatasscantmove.jpg/][IMG]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9822/fatasscantmove.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]
Boomer
I have five different kinds of stains on my bed sheets. Semen, vagina fluid, vomit, shit, and blood.
And they all happened at once.
I sleep-strip all the time.
That's why I stopped sleeping in class. :sigh:
[QUOTE=Zoo;19873029]I have five different kinds of stains on my bed sheets. Semen, vagina fluid, vomit, shit, and blood.
And they all happened at once.[/QUOTE]
oh god what
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19872111]Pssh I'm not that fat.
I mean my muscluarlity and 10 inch dick may be glorified a little, but still. Not cool bro.[/QUOTE]
You're right, sorry man.
[URL=http://img267.imageshack.us/i/skinnyman.jpg/][IMG]http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/263/skinnyman.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[QUOTE=srag;19871777]OP showing us how big his dick is.
[URL=http://img191.imageshack.us/i/fatasscantmove.jpg/][IMG]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9822/fatasscantmove.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]
which one? i see 3 in that picture.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19872111]Pssh I'm not that fat.
I mean my muscluarlity and 10 inch dick may be glorified a little, but still. Not cool bro.[/QUOTE]
You said it was 8 inches.
What's your secret? I wanna be able to grow my dick 2 inches in an hour.
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;19873686]You said it was 8 inches.
What's your secret? I wanna be able to grow my dick 2 inches in an hour.[/QUOTE]
He's being modest. He actually wheels it around on a cart and has it wrapped like an emergency fire host.
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