• Sleep-stripping and my extremely short experience
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Not Bi? N'aw! I can only hope :3:
A few weeks ago I went to my dad's place, and we drank a lot, and the next morning I woke up with a pair of his pajama pants on. I was really, really freaked out.. why the hell would he change my pants? I'm 20. then later that morning he was like "did you wear those pants I gave you to sleep in?" So he just thought it was stupid that I sleep in jeans all the time. And it turns out I put them on myself. I don't even remember going to bed. This thread reminded me of that. I hate when shit like that happens.
I was expecting a story about how you stripped naked and walked around your house
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;19873811]Not Bi? N'aw! I can only hope :3:[/QUOTE] Hahahaha fucking wow. You got yourself in quite a mess, Dean.
Best I've laughed all day. and it's disturbing how Kloaz is a dude.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;19873811]Not Bi? N'aw! I can only hope :3:[/QUOTE] DAM IT! Pvt. I happen to be gay....
One time I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know...
I'd like a picture of you, OP.
Very nice adjectives and to describe this story
Am I the only person who sleeps naked every now and then? Feels good man
[QUOTE=srag;19871777]OP showing us how big his dick is. [URL=http://img191.imageshack.us/i/fatasscantmove.jpg/][IMG]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9822/fatasscantmove.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] Oh for gods sake...
Why have you been shitting and jizzing in your own pants? How can you sit in your own filth like that?
It happens, bro. I remember a time once when I had a dream within which I was changing clothes. I wake up, and my shirt is gone. And the reverse happened. I ended up with a shirt on when I woke up after I went to bed shirtless. It's weird...
I laugh so hard that it fucking hurt, then the newer posts weren't as funny; thanks, the laughing was hurting so bad.
[QUOTE=NeoTurtle;19874434]Am I the only person who sleeps naked every now and then? Feels good man[/QUOTE] I do it all the time, it feels soo good :)
My underpants always come off. I think its a ghost
Post pics of your extremely hairy, muscular thighs as well as your long 8 inch dick and your soft and hairy ass. I came buckets btw
Please disregard anything about muscular thighs as well as a dick that is over 3 inches in length.
brb gonna try sleep stripping tonight
[b]short[/b] experience :smug:
Paranormal activity
:bravo: Bravo Dean, A+ thread. Would read again. :P Oh, gave you your 69th funny :smug:
This thread is now NSFW.
i often sleep walked when i was younger. this one time i managed to climb down from my top bunk, walk into my parents room, and ask where my mother was. when she said "i'm right here" i asked her where my other mom was.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19871278]My shit and semen stained underwear (I'm really lazy on the weekend so I don't shower. I know it's disgusting, but it's disturbingly comfortable too.)[/QUOTE] words cannot describe [sp]1900 posts[/sp]
HAHAHA I laughed so hard at the part about the stained underwear!! Anyway, I just told a friend of mine about this since the other day he came up to me and told me how he woke up and his boxers were neatly placed on the pillow next to his head when he woke up in the middle of the night.
The worst experience I've ever had regarding my sleep is up until I was about 7, I had chronic sleepwalking, I would walk around the house all the time throughout the night and it always pissed off my family, as I'd usually not be too quiet about it. Anyway, have you ever got that feeling where you're just about to fall off you're bike/off a ledge and you wake up with a huge jolt? Well, you could say the opposite happened to me. One night after falling to sleep comfortably, I awoke to a falling sensation, I didn't realise that I was tumbling down the edge of my staircase until my head it the stairs, and I fell all the way to the bottom. That fucking hurt.
[QUOTE=Reflectent;19871708]back off he's mine[/QUOTE] He PM'd me a message saying he loved my posts and a picture of a mug saying; "Best Grandpa". He's mine by blood!
I went to bed and I woke up to find that my pants were no longer on. There I just summed up your whole damn story with out mentioning your body, your dick, or your disgusting underwear.
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;19874193]Very nice adjectives and to describe this story[/QUOTE] Thank you I would like to be a writer some day. Maybe I should turn this story into a page-long narrative writing assignment and give it to my professor. [quote=Rastadogg]I went to bed and I woke up to find that my pants were no longer on. There I just summed up your whole damn story with out mentioning your body, your dick, or your disgusting underwear.[/quote] That's originally what I was going to put, but a sentence-long thread isn't very much of a thread.
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