• Sleep-stripping and my extremely short experience
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I go to bed most nights naked cause I can. One time I woke up on my trampoline outside, no joke. It was like 5 in the morning and I was shit scared, I came back inside, got a drink and walked back upstairs back to my bed. Man that was awesome.
I went to sleep with a shirt on once, only to wake up and find the sleeves missing. Not torn off and laying on the floor or anything. Just missing.
[QUOTE=ChewGum;19875374]Post pics of your extremely hairy, muscular thighs as well as your long 8 inch dick and your soft and hairy ass. I came buckets btw[/QUOTE] I said it was 14 inches lrn 2 reed
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19884837]Maybe I should turn this story into a page-long narrative writing assignment and give it to my professor.[/QUOTE] Do it, post results.
[QUOTE=icemaz;19884850]I go to bed most nights naked cause I can. One time I woke up on my trampoline outside, no joke. It was like 5 in the morning and I was shit scared, I came back inside, got a drink and walked back upstairs back to my bed. Man that was awesome.[/QUOTE] Believe it or not, exact same thing happened to me.
I hope you guys realize that I'm not fucking shitting my pants and leaving it in there. I just hold it in for a really long time until I lose grip for a bit, it pokes out and makes contact with the underwear, then I pull it back into my extremely muscular, perfect body. The semen stains are just because I couldn't find anything to ejaculate into after masturbating to the extremely hardcore lesbian pornography I watch 17 times a day every day weekly.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19885015]I hope you guys realize that I'm not fucking shitting my pants and leaving it in there. I just hold it in for a really long time until I lose grip for a bit, it pokes out and makes contact with the underwear, then I pull it back into my extremely muscular, perfect body. The semen stains are just because I couldn't find anything to ejaculate into.[/QUOTE] Kleenex, I mean their tissues slogan is "It's time to let it out", so you know, pick up a pack of them. Man size is preferable, but you may want to try kids size.
[QUOTE=icemaz;19885039]you may want to try kids size.[/QUOTE] What are you implying
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19885151]What are you implying[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/facts/penissize.htm[/url]
[QUOTE=Chilean_Wolf;19873886]Hahahaha fucking wow. You got yourself in quite a mess, Dean.[/QUOTE] My name is Dean :frown:
[QUOTE=lol12;19886016]My name is Dean :frown:[/QUOTE] Wow amazing we both are named Dean we must be long lost brothers bro did you take my clothes off at night
Oh Dean, you forgot to rule out weather balloons as an explanation :P
Hahaha, this might explain why I wake up naked sometimes after getting really really wasted. Or not.
So what? I get butt raped every day, don't see me making a thread.
[QUOTE=icemaz;19885211][url]http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/facts/penissize.htm[/url][/QUOTE] [quote=net doctor]Very obese men might not be able to see their penis at all, because of their large and pendulous abdomen.[/quote] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/information.png[/img]
i got dressed into school uniform in my sleep i woke up the next morning thinking it was quite handy. Later that day I realised, when i got a huge erection, I forgot to put my boxers on in my sleep-dressing state :(
I've actually done this before. I woke up one morning and my pants were gone, I found them crumpled up near my feet and quietly had a wtf moment.
Reminds me of when I was at a sleep over, and then I went to sleep with my Jeans on. Then I woke up later with my Jeans off. [editline]03:43AM[/editline] I was in a room with my Friend who I suspect is a hermathrodite. (Or just has a really small cock)
I love these posts that are incredibly funny and full of them selves :) Speaking of it, does anyone happen to remember a post about a guy talking about how awesome he is and would lift 1,000 pounds get a girl and do a double back flip on his motorcycle and then would cum gallons? :buddy:
That was me. Oh wait, nevermind. Must have been somebody else because I can only lift 6,500 pounds. 1100 is for pussies. Plus, I can get [I]3[/I] girls.
I know a girl who does this. :smug: I was at a party at a friend's house, we all ended up staying there for the night. The girl who sleep strips ended up almost flashing the world before one of us had the decency to wake her up.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;19892190]I know a girl who does this. :smug: I was at a party at a friend's house, we all ended up staying there for the night. The girl who sleep strips ended up almost flashing the world before one of us had the decency to wake her up.[/QUOTE] did you take pics
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;19892201]did you take pics[/QUOTE] I'm not a total dick, so no.
the following picture is a picture of pajama pants incase anyone was wondering [img]http://z.about.com/d/couponing/1/0/C/2/1/plaidflannelpj_gp.jpg[/img]
Once my Sister woke up and she doesn't had panties on her... ...I wonder why ;)
[QUOTE=-TRASE-;19894636]Once my Sister woke up and she doesn't had panties on her... ...I wonder why ;)[/QUOTE] Shut up you're gay. You wouldn't touch your sister.
[QUOTE=Hell Strike;19894543]the following picture is a picture of pajama pants incase anyone was wondering [img]http://z.about.com/d/couponing/1/0/C/2/1/plaidflannelpj_gp.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Mine are more like [img]http://www.mensunderwearstore.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/MSM41BLK-F300.JPG[/img] That's not me, though. My dick barely fits in mine.
[QUOTE=Pilotclan9404;19873972]DAM IT! Pvt. I happen to be gay....[/QUOTE] You look like one, too [sp]i´m sowwy[/sp] [editline]05:36PM[/editline] [QUOTE=ssa gib A;19904127]Mine are more like [img]http://www.mensunderwearstore.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/MSM41BLK-F300.JPG[/img] That's not me, though. My dick barely fits in mine.[/QUOTE] Also, keblaghshsad
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19872111]Pssh I'm not that fat. I mean my muscluarlity and 10 inch dick may be glorified a little, but still. Not cool bro.[/QUOTE] It was 8 in the OP. You must have a dick growing machine.. Care to share it with the rest of us?? :razz:
Op just wanted to tell us his dick size. That is all
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