[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;23015051]Are you French/fluent in French?[/QUOTE]
On a scale of 1 to 10, i'm about a 7 or 8 in fluency. So mostly, yeah.
V SLEEP TALKING DUMP V
Kid named joe (fag) "no.. nooo. NO. stop fpfp" later "stop no nnnnnnnnnnnn stah nnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Tom "Dude phone the.. phone get phone
nick "Shut the fuck up. No. SHUT up. Fuck you kyle (brother) ass"
Bobby "nnnn" "nn" "NNNNN FUCK NNN"
\/:v:\/
The best actions-during-sleep story in my family, however, lies with my Father's Sister's husband (My uncle)
He started sleepwalking, went downstairs, got a polaroid camera, took a photo of my aunt while she was sleeping, developed it, laid it on her face, and went back to sleep.
snipsy
daisy
I woke up in the middle of a dream and yelled out "FU FU FU FUCK YOU TOO BITCH."
Mom was in the hallway and stared at me for a while.
I was scrolling by and saw this thread, Disregarded it but saw the "Humor" Tag,
Humor Tags are ALWAYS good.
Loving everyones storys!
For me, Well, I woke up one morning.......
Crying......
:ohdear:
When I visited my Dad who lives out of state once, I had to share a bed with him for a couple of nights.
I didn't know he dreamt about having sex with women
And he is very vocal about it
I know a guy who apparently sleepwalked into his garage and started climbing a shelf. He got really high and fell down and broke a toe.
I sleep talk, and I always get scared when i go on holiday and I share a hotle room with my brother and parents that Ill say something embarrassing
Umnyumahajeadkbiuba"
My friend sleeptalks all the time
friend: i want to see him in my office
me: (i dont hear what they said clearly) huh? (no reply) HUH? (no reply) WHAT DO YOU WANT? >:( oh you're sleeping
i remember having a dream that eventually landed me on the toilet, taking a dump
i woke up on the toilet, taking a dump
the door was open and my brother had a camera
My brothers been saying that I've sleep-talked a few times or so...He said that ill mumble off into something but ill say "Wait...woaw woaw woaw...put that over the sky house..masldsinnnrfeim...."
I've heard my mum say "Fucking immigrants" in her sleep once. :v:
I've also heard my brother (who works as a t-shirt designer on SL) something about layers. I don't remember exactly what he said, but it was to do with photoshop.
Not sleep talking but, my house is being reformed and my mother is sleeping on my room because she can't sleep with out TV and i ocasionally watch some TV before i go to the other room to sleep.
There are times she snores so loud but so loud that i have to frenetically increase the volume of the TV to listen to it, even on the max, some times she manages to snore even louder.
It's annoying, when she's done with the incredibly loud breath she then stops and the TV is like really loud, then i turn it down again and she begins to snore once more....
It's annoying to watch TV while my mother is sleeping. :saddowns:
one time I heard my brother saying " ketchup, keeeetchuuup........ ketchup"
I sleeptalk a ton :v:
Mainly gibberish but once I explained the theory of relativity to myself with no prior knowledge :O
My brother sleeptalks all the time.
When I sleepwalked once I tried to go for a piss in the bin 0_0
My bro was talking in his sleep about how we was a fairy and how he needed his wand.
I sleepwalked into my brothers room (where the bathing suits are) I pull out a bathing suit, put it on and walked out to the living room. Once my mom saw me walking out there she told me to go to bed and i just nodded. Thinking about it now, I could have jumped into my pool :doh:
A friend of mine sometimes acts in his sleep.
You can influence his actions.
I said chicken and he kind of shambled around the bed on his knees with his arms folded occasionally whacking his face on the mattress, he was also clucking. :v:
You know its bad when you say a random girls name and make sex noises when your sleeping in the same bed as your girlfriend
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;20059530]I've only ever punched someone in my sleep. Why can't I just talk? :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Punched a wall 3 times in my life while i was sleeping. Ow.
[QUOTE=Jiro-uk-;22979111]I once woke up in the middle of the night, very drowsy and with a very heavy head, whacked it against my bedside table and knocked myself unconcious, I woke up with a huge bump on my head and everyone in school questioning me on how I got it.[/QUOTE]
Not a sleep talking or walking incident or anything, but that reminded me of something I did.
A few years back when I used to still live in Scotland I had one of those really tall beds with a table and fold-out chair underneath it that could be used as another bed. This one was DANGEROUSLY close to my ceiling.
I woke up on the first day of the summer holiday, shouted, "YES!" sat up bolt right (ready to go out and enjoy my first day away)... then, everything went black. I woke up again about 2 or 3 hours later with a fucking horrendous head ache, and a huge lump on my head.
One time I was sleepwalking, and I fell down the stairs and broke my arm.
2 occasions. First my parents told me I sat up in bed and started talking weird shit about fucking a dolphin and beating the shit out of a pigeon with a baseball bat. I also remember sitting up in bed for about 2 hours saying "What, What do you want" I was fully aware of what was going on, but fuck I just couldn't lie down.
[QUOTE=Ncccookiees;23060856]My bro was talking in his sleep about how we was a fairy and how he needed his wand.[/QUOTE]
Wow I would never let him forget that if I were you.
I've woken myself up twice by yelling 'fuck' by accident instead of dreaming I was yelling it, honestly can't remember what I was dreaming about though.
At 3am one time I was flicking the light on/off when my mate's trying to sleep and he started talking like he was slurring his words like crazy or something. He sounded pretty agitated so I assume he was trying to tell me to fuck off but he definitely wasn't saying real words. He didn't remember it in the morning.
When I was 10 years old I woke up in my parent's room pissing into their white trashcan because I apparently thought it was a toilet.
I sleep talk occasionally, when I'm sleeping really hard. It's usually just a bunch of sounds slurred together.
Sometimes I laugh, too. It's really creepy, apparently.
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[QUOTE=GetBent;23073106]When I was 10 years old I woke up in my parent's room pissing into their white trashcan because I apparently thought it was a toilet.[/QUOTE]
I did the same thing with a laundry chute with a flip-up lid when I was 8.
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