My brother sleeptalked last night. - General

Oh god, my dad is a major sleeptalker. He was asleep in his recliner one night a few years back and he said "Those damn buzzards! Shitting on my boat, go away you damn buzzards" Lulz was had.

My old roomate used to sleep talk, he would always apologize for something then laugh in his sleep :S

It happens to me too, one night I was sleeping with my ex and it went like this. (me) - It's cold -what? are you cold? -It's coold... -what? -IT'S COLD GODDAMNIT!

Sleeptalking can reveal things about people you otherwise might not want to know about

[QUOTE=nubscaper;20059415]This happens to my sister all the time. I'll hear her blabbering nonsense away in the other room at like, 3 in the morning and no one else is awake except me. My girlfriend does it aswell, as does my best friend. I don't think it's a rare occurance.[/QUOTE] what are you doing up at 3 in the morning, masturbating?

I woke myself up in class once by sleeptalking.

I always try to mess with people in their sleep. You know like, whisper suggestions. It only worked once, the guy had a wet dream.

I once said ''Turn off the TV, mommy'' while sleeping in a bus during an excursion to Italy. :smithicide:

I woke myself up by saying "Where's the delicious sandwich?"

I sleeptalk and sleepwalk. its pretty creepy according to my parents

I sleep in a room with brother and sister, and they do something very similar very frequently. I go sleep as the last, and as I close the doors and head to my bed, sometimes one of them starts blabbering nonsense. You can catch a word from time to time, but it's mostly brmlaririadlortlr

I sleepwalk whenever I go to bed stressed. I walk around frantically tidying up my room, cursing to myself for 'not letting it go', whatever that means. Scares the fuck out of my family they say.

I have never sleeptalked, but I have witnessed my little sister sleepwalking, she went downstairs and started opening and shutting cabinets loudly, about thirty minutes later, she went back upstairs and just stood at her door... She woke up the next day still standing there.

My brother doesn't sleeptalk but he talks to himself a lot. He makes up long stories and mumbles them quietly to himself. Seems I've caught it from him, and I'll often find myself talking about a made up story in my head while taking a dump.

On a school trip, we had to go on an overnight coach. A bunch of people fell asleep, and one of them started talking. Some of us went over, and it ended up with them talking about being in hogwarts from Harry Potter, and us designing hilarious situations to whisper to them and make them think was real. It was good times.

My Friend was sleeping on my floor while I played Cod, He was defenatly asleep, but he said "SHOOT DEM NIGGAS" with the brookyln accent, even though we are in england I nearly fell over

I did this once I think. My dad came downstairs as I fell asleep in the chair and was asking where the cat was, and I think I said "he's in my pocket" over and over and over again. [editline]08:47PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Zenpod;20065228]My Friend was sleeping on my floor while I played Cod, He was defenatly asleep, but he said "SHOOT DEM NIGGAS" with the brookyln accent, even though we are in england I nearly fell over[/QUOTE] hahahaha holy fuck my sides

Oh hell, I do this all the time. My bro said one time I was sleeping and I just suddenly sat up and started punching my pellow saying, "I can't go through it", several times. Another time, he was watching tv and I was passed out on the bed and they shut it off like 2 in the morning and I sat up quickly with my eyes shut and kept saying, "I was watching that, why'd you shut it off".

I was told that one time I mumbled "Where are the others?" and, when I didn't get a reply, started yelling "WHERE ARE THE OTHERS!?" in a panicky tone. Creepy shit.

Reminds me of that song.

My uncle pee'd in the dishwasher while he was sleep walking. Infront of my grandparents (this was when he was a kid)

Not really sleep talking but my older sister was laying on the couch and i was the end of it near where her head was and she started making random moaning sounds. After a couple minutes her hands where moving around my crotch area. Then she woke up :( She didn't realize a single thing that had happened luckily.

Once my sister, who is a fussy eating vegetarian who won't eat vegetables or anything else if it's not perfectly cooked started shouting "FUCK OFF I DON'T LIKE IT... Nooooo... I don't want it, go away! I hate you!" a few times.

I occasionally say be quiet or something. I do random things in my sleep alot like: Waking up on the other side of the bed, with all of my pillows at the bottom. Moving my covers into the bathroom and going to bed on the counter. and another one was I walked outside, and just stood for about an hour.

Not really sleeptalking, but it's semi-relevant. My dad once scared himself awake by snoring loudly. :v:

One time I had two friends staying over for the night, the next morning me and 1 friend were already awake, and then the other friend wakes up and asks "where is it?" and we say "where's what?" and he says "the egg" I don't even know so don't ask.

I used to sleep walk and sleep piss in the closet and on my TV.

I caught myself playing games while sleeping in the train on my way home. It's the way i sit, my hands may fall into a position that's somewhat like how you'd hold a controller. One time i woke up with a "Uaaaaghh". But other than those instances, i don't believe anyone told me before i sleep talk.

I have had this hapen to me and I have doen this. Also I have sleep walked apparently. Walked into lounge, sat down,(I had gotten dressed WTF BTW), watched T.V, my eyes were apparently open, and then went back to bed. That is why I woke up with pants on.

When I was about 8, apparently my mum came in my room and I asked her if she wanted to trade me a Charizard for my Jigglypuff. Don't remember it, and I don't think the trade worked. Also, we had my little cousin staying with us for a week, and he went and stayed at his godfather's house for a night. Apparently, he ended up running downstairs to the front door, knocking loudly on the front door screaming "WHERE'S ADAM WHERE'S ADAM", Adam being my name. :raise: