[QUOTE=Zareox7;20065572]Oh hell, I do this all the time. My bro said one time I was sleeping and I just suddenly sat up and started punching my pellow saying, "I can't go through it", several times.
Another time, he was watching tv and I was passed out on the bed and they shut it off like 2 in the morning and I sat up quickly with my eyes shut and kept saying, "I was watching that, why'd you shut it off".[/QUOTE]
I would fucking cry, that would scare the shit out of me since I'm a jumpy mother fucker :l
My mom does this a lot. You could almost carry on a full conversation before you realize she's asleep.
[QUOTE=Aezir;20059377]So, I'm futzing around on my laptop upstairs, and my little brother (16) is sleeping behind me on the couch. I'm copying some files from the PC downstairs to my laptop, and all of a sudden Kyle sits up and starts moving his hand around on the couch saying "Where'd it go? Where is it?" like 5 times. I ask him what, and he replies "The... the..... mgumnmnm" I laugh and go back to messing around. About 15 minutes later, he starts up again. This time, instead of searching the couch, or even getting up, he just starts saying gibberish. Like... [B]"Umnyumahajeadkbiuba"[/B]. I'm pretty sure this is an isolated instance, because I've never heard him talk in his sleep before. I'm thinking I might get a voice recorder and put it in his room just to see what he says. Do you guys know anyone who sleep talks? Does what they say ever make more sense than this? Do you know what [B]Umnyumahajeadkbuiba[/B] means?[/QUOTE]
You said that word two times but changed the order of the letters near the end, so that means you didn't copypaste it. Now let me ask why you bothered typing all that shit again, instead of copy-pasting it.
My brother grinds his teeth.
EEEER EEER
One time I woke up early in the morning to find my friend fapping extremely hard, with his eyes closed. I made some noises to let him know I was up but he kept going. I left the room. When I came back a few hours later, he was awake and had no recollection of the sleep fapping.
I remember being woke up by my mum when I was like 5 or 6 because I was shouting "hyperactive water" over and over. :v:
One time when I was little I was sleeping in my parent's bed because of a thunderstorm or something and I was awoken by my mom trying to poke my eye out, she has no memory of this.
One time one of my friends crashed on the couch for the night and he started talking about [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaedong]Jaedong[/url] and saying weird stuff about Starcraft. He's real into SC tournaments and watches the Korean ones online but he didn't believe me when I told him that he was talking in his sleep.
I'm so guilty of sleeptalking.
My brother once told me in the morning that right before he went to bed, he heard me shout, "I AM THE LAW!" followed by strange grunts and burps. I, then, apparently decided to cough and wheeze for the next ten minutes, and then mumbled something about tuna being dropped on the sofa before finally going silent.
People always tell me what I said in my sleep, and I had countless incidents where they would actually attempt to communicate with me in my sleep. They usually consist of non-sequiturs and mumbling, though. :frogbon:
According to my friends, i talk about my balls while asleep.
I do it. I've been known to talk about anything from 'that thing... no THAT one over there' to Win XP.
My brother used to sleepwalk outside and bark at the moon, falling asleep on the porch. Lately hes been punching plants and knocking shit off shelves too. I'm afraid.
[QUOTE=DaFreshLemon;20075808]You said that word two times but changed the order of the letters near the end, so that means you didn't copypaste it. Now let me ask why you bothered typing all that shit again, instead of copy-pasting it.[/QUOTE]
Because it gave me something to do.
I found out what it was that I said in my sleep. I said "Gimme... the magic. The... the magic... uhhh...." So my mom gave me the remote control to the T.V. and I didn't say anything for the rest of the night.
I know someone who sleeptalks in the morning for like 1 hour before she normally wakes up.
She actually talks about her dreams and never remembers the conversations. And there is absolutely no logic in what she says.
-Emmm, the trees... the trees
-What about them?
-The horse is upside down...
She reads alot of trippy books.
I was sleep talking a few nights ago. I said my password to my facepunch account ,and from some reason I said the ark of the covenant was in the temple in Mount Jerusalem? Well that's the last time I record my self when asleep.
[QUOTE=sami-pso;20070637]I caught myself playing games while sleeping in the train on my way home.
It's the way i sit, my hands may fall into a position that's somewhat like how you'd hold a controller.[/QUOTE]
I did that once when I was nine.
Although I was lying down and got up to do it.
I sleepwalk/sleeptalk all the time. I've even slept-ate some coconut cake.
And I fucking hate coconut.
My family have told me I sleep scream, but I don't believe them. But they seemed pretty adamant about it, but I figured I'm a fairly light sleeper and I would've woken myself up if I screamed.
When I was like 10 I had to wake my mum up for work.
"Mum wake up"
"It's on the fridge."
"What?"
"It's ON THE FRIDGE"
"What's on the fridge?"
"... Chinese food."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Fuck off"
I was very upset that my mother had told me to fuck off :saddowns:
Sleep talking is hilarious sometimes. I have apparently yelled OFF TO SEA MATEYS really loud once.
One time I made gun shapes with my hands and shouted put 'em up n*ggas! It was pretty embarrassing, as a lot of people I know heard it..
My little brother once went upstairs to bed, then about half an hour later came downstairs again while my dad and I were watching TV and he started putting his undies on over his pyjamas. Dad took them back off him and sent him back to bed, he knew nothing of it the next morning.
[QUOTE=PhilipBarclay;20059440]thanks for the interesting story[/QUOTE]
You mean... Cool story br---- ahhh HA! I caught a mod at the corner of my eye!
When I was still living in South Africa, on the night we won the world cup I went to a camp out. I went in the tent to get my shoes and then one of the girls sleep said 'It wasn't me' in Afrikaans, and i think i pissed myself laughing. I think it has something to do with a guilty concious perhaps, I couldn't sleep for weeks after I killed the neighbours.
I apparently once shouted "FUCKING WINDOWS '98."
Unfortunately I remember nothing of it.
My dad says I swear in my sleep sometimes :P
Ask him where the bodies are buried.
My dad started singing a vague version of 'Another way to die'.
I danced.
My friend always sleep talks when he sleeps over. The other night he talked about bears.
[QUOTE=hurts;20082942]I apparently once shouted "FUCKING WINDOWS '98."
Unfortunately I remember nothing of it.[/QUOTE]
This is epic. I had it as my message tone xD
Sometimes if I have dreams about having sex, I wake up the next morning scared that I might have said something sexual XD
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