Sleepwalking is fun too. A roommate had a habit of sleepwalking, most of the time to take a leak. We checked up on him when he did to make sure he could still aim, and surprisingly he could, he just couldn't sleep flush. Me and some friends were staying up and going over stuff for a test in the morning, and at one point I'm using the bathroom and I hear something hit the door, something that then proceeds to claw and rub itself against the door for a good 10 seconds. Then the sound stops. I wrap up and exit and am greeted by one of my friends. He's holding back laughter and tells me that was our sleepwalker, who upon being denied access to the facilities, proceeded to quietly piss himself and shamble back to bed.
unf uhh
where is it
My friend had fallen asleep while we were playing 360, and we put the controller on him and he said "No thanks guys I'm going to sit this round out" and then proceeded to ask us why we were hiding a red button from him.
We woke my friend up telling him his mum was on the phone, handing him a tv remote, his still being half asleep attempted to have a conversation with his mother, which ultimately ended in him saying 'fuck you guys' and going back to sleep.
According to my brother, I say some weird shit when sleeptalking. One of the things he said happened are...
Me: Mmmm...The wood is inside-out...
Him: What?
Me: The fire police are at the screen door...
Him: ...
Me: The old sleep
Me: pfgapigjaegoeiueoie573987aylyt3o8lahfajshdas,fhafjar6ayw7rywiu
Him: lolwut
Sometimes I hear my sister moan and say things like "Oh god" and "more" through the wall.
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=WallyGamer4;20064797]I have never sleeptalked, but I have witnessed my little sister sleepwalking, she went downstairs and started opening and shutting cabinets loudly, about thirty minutes later, she went back upstairs and just stood at her door... She woke up the next day still standing there.[/QUOTE]
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I've got a friend that cusses like crazy during his sleep. He fell asleep once because he was real tired and started cussing like crazy, I had to kick him awake so the teacher wouldn't hear him.
I sleeptalk all the time. It's pissing me off, because suddenly I might end up saying something I don't want people to hear. Luckily though people tell me it's just gibberish that I'm saying.
I got asleep at 5 am once and had to wake up at 8am. I went to sleep in class and no-one noticed (as far as I know) and I was having a nightmare (don't usually sleeptalk if I get under 5 hours of sleep) but I wokeup yelling a massive "SHIT!" I don't remember what happened and well. fun experience.
I'm a heavy sleeper so sometimes I might mumble when I'm asleep, however if someone wakes me up I'll talk about random things.
My mom asked me what I wanted for dinner and I said "A dark horse".
Not sleep talking but I did Sleep-Walk into a door.
I woke up and there was Blood everywhere
Fuck. I do this all the time. My brother says I say the most random shit.
"Bow before your imperial majesty, Emperor Napoleon!"
"Is THAT how you adress Napoleon?!"
"NO! I DON'T WANNA BE A SCHIZOFRENIC!!!"
"Where's the lard? I need LARD!"
My brother says some crazy things while he's asleep. It's funny, but annoying when I wake up hearing that kind of stuff.
Makes me wonder what [b]I[/b] say while sleeping!
I once said nothing in my sleep.
I've woke up crying a few times :crying:
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[QUOTE=Hick2;20102173]Not sleep talking but I did Sleep-Walk into a door.
I woke up and there was Blood everywhere[/QUOTE]
Your avatar fits with that post perfectly :downs:
I've slept talked heaps before, one night a few years ago my bf's friends mum said she saw me crying in my sleep and saying no I don't want to catch the bus.
I know what that was about too.
I've also fought in my sleep and accidentally punched someone while I was in a deep sleep.
I don't do that but my younger brother used to get night terrors all the time. You don't know how unnerving it is to wake up to your brother screaming his lungs out in an unresponsive trance.
Once my brother said "Hey everybody, let's all go to the teen sale!" in his sleep. He was 8. I'm not sure if it was a sale for teens, or if they were selling teenage humans there, but either way it was quite funny.
Its satanic for "I'm going to kill you".
One time while my sister was sleeping she started saying "why are you doing this to me, garret? (Her boyfriend who is 25 years older than her)" really slowly over and over while I was using the comptuer in her room. I was trying so hard not to laugh and wake her up.
I'm a terrible sleeper, every so often I get these stress dreams, let me explain.
I start dreaming about these numbers, I have to do something with these numbers, I know what I have to do with them at the time, but not when I wake up.
The amount of numbers I have to deal with starts small, but then it skyrockets instantly, and that's when the stress starts, imagine the purest stress you could ever feel, pure fucking stress, I'll stand up out of my bed, and start screaming about these numbers, walking about the house screaming at my mum, waking her up, and usually bursting out in tears, all she has to say is "Faunz, go to bed" and instantly I'll just walk upstairs and go to bed and I fall instantly asleep. It's fucking crazy.
Once at my aunties when I was sleeping on the sofa, I got up, walked into the kitchen, opened their bin and took a massive piss. I still laugh about that to this day.
And at my brothers flat, I was really really high and fell asleep while they were playing Cod4. Supposedly I sat up, said "Well apparently I'm not superhero enough" and lay back down and fell asleep.
God knows what else I do when nobody's around to hear/see me.
[QUOTE=Faunz;20105460]I'm a terrible sleeper, every so often I get these stress dreams, let me explain.
I start dreaming about these numbers, I have to do something with these numbers, I know what I have to do with them at the time, but not when I wake up.
The amount of numbers I have to deal with starts small, but then it skyrockets instantly, and that's when the stress starts, imagine the purest stress you could ever feel, pure fucking stress, I'll stand up out of my bed, and start screaming about these numbers, walking about the house screaming at my mum, waking her up, and usually bursting out in tears, all she has to say is "Faunz, go to bed" and instantly I'll just walk upstairs and go to bed and I fall instantly asleep. It's fucking crazy.
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What the fuck. I get this too.
My girlfriend sleep talks. Its adorable!
Sleeptalking is fun. I once woke myself up by yelling "What?".
Needless to say, I was a bit confused when I woke up.
When i was in highschool my room-mates recorded the stuff i said...
''The weiners! weiners! help... they are afther me.''
''Look over there, on the building , a *gliberish* man *gliberish* balls''
(also for wow players) ''fucking nob tank''
Edit: Still have the video but its in croatian
Once, back when the oldest of my three sisters and I had rooms next to each other, she just started SCREAMING for help in the middle of the night. Screaming for ME to help her. Holy shit! So I barge into her room asking what the hell was going on. She got pissed at me for waking her up and told me to get out. :colbert:
Another night in that same house while I had a friend staying the night (I was eleven), one of my sisters from down the hall suddenly opened the door to my room. My friend and I stared at her as she stood there. I asked her what she wanted. Then she got in our bed, pushing my poor, confused friend out, and fell asleep. I had to go wake dad to remove her.
I once sleepwalked to my front door and tried to go out side.
I laugh in my sleep.
One time I sleep walked into my parents room and took a piss on their bed.
Another time (When I got my Bunkbed) I sleep walked off my bed and promptly faceplanted.
When I was a kid, I woke up to my parents laughing in my room.
Apparently when one came in to wake me up, they called my name and my brother across the room answered. When they called my brother's name, I answered. They claim they had a very short conversation afterwards with us, and the whole time we spoke as if we were the other.
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