My brother sleeptalked last night. - General

[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;20070056]I occasionally say be quiet or something. I do random things in my sleep alot like: Waking up on the other side of the bed, with all of my pillows at the bottom. Moving my covers into the bathroom and going to bed on the counter. and another one was I walked outside, and just stood for about an hour.[/QUOTE] [img]http://liveforfilms.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/parasmall2.jpg[/img] :eek:

It's great when my friend sleep talks because you can keep saying "What?" and he will reply. Once he told me to go to the cookie computer...?

I've done this as my mum tells me.. the best is when i sat bolt upright eyes closed and shouted, I NEED SOME FUCKING TEA.

i have yelled what the fuck in my sleep several times.

Haha holy fuck this is gold. [url]http://www.nateatnight.com/sleeptalking/browse[/url] It's a bunch of recordings of people(One guy maybe?) sleep talking. Listen to [url=http://www.nateatnight.com/sleeptalking/listen/39/One_Point_21_Gigawatts]this[/url] [editline]01:17AM[/editline] Lots of people tend to talk in a Boston accent, too. Weird.

Happens to my brother all the time, it's annoying.

My mom tells me I sleep talk all the time.

I woke up yelling "you fucking cocksucker." What's wrong with me?

One time my brother told me that i got up out of bed, went to his room and told himt o get the new dlc for two four left because it is epic. :confused:

My Best friend sleep talks about Kicking peoples asses, and he literally says, "Im gunna kick your ass" Followed by a load of gibberish. Once my sister sleep walked downstairs and opened the garage. Once during summer my family was all together and my aunt sleep walked over to my mom and started chewing on her feet. Good thing I don't do any of these things.... I hope i dont...

I have a friend who sleep talks like she's awake. Her eyes will be open and she'll lay there mumbling her words but you can hear precisely what she's saying and have a full on conversation with her. The only way to make sure she isn't sleep talking is if you get her to lean forward and move around a lot, otherwise she forgets entirely what happened and gets pissy lol.

Sometimes my sister falls asleep on the couch while doing homework, so I have to wake her up and tell her to go upstairs and sleep in her bed. I've recieved some of the funniest responses from her: "Just add some white-ouuutttthdfadfsf" "OKAY OKAY I'M GOING, GEEZZ!" "no, but the.. the.. tomagachi" "whatt?" "Wake up, you need to go upstairs and sleep in your room" *head nod sideways* "You wanna sleep down here?" *head nod yes* "Okay" So I turn off the lights and go sleep :v:

My step sister sleep talks in her sleep too, and I used to get up to pee in the middle of the night (Don't anymore for some reason) and I would walk by her room and hear her every god damn night talking in her sleep. One time she was over her cousin Laurie's house, and in the middle of the night she sits up straight and yells: "GET THE FRIG OFF ME LAURIE! WHAT THE FUCK!!" That always makes me chuckle, what was she dreaming about??

apparently at my friends house, we were having a sleepover with lots of people, i was sleeping and sat bolt upright and pointed into the distance and said "lets go!" :S

My brother sleepwalked into my bedroom and took a piss in my bin. What a dick.

one time I fell asleep in class and my math teacher was going over something I already knew, I sat up a little and yelled out "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" then layed back down. A second after I woke up and looked around the room, wondering if I just said what I did out loud. Surely enough, everyone was looking at me. I felt awkward, but luckily I wasn't questioned and the teacher went back to teaching, and everyone's attention went back toward the teacher.

My brother told me I put my pillows in the oven once

[QUOTE=Rofl_copter;20118601]I put my pillows in the oven[/QUOTE] Delicious. Just don't burn down the house. Maybe unplug your stove or block it up or something before bed. Unless you like fiery burning.

I usually wake up screaming, from the nightmares i have so often...

When I slept over at a friends house(when I was twelve), I would snore and sleep-talk so much that my friend had to throw stuff at me to stop it. One morning I woke up with a shitload of stuff lying around my head. My little brother sleepwalked one time. I was playing some games, when he suddenly stood there with the pillow and blanket. He said something like "Why the fuck did you make my pillow all wrinkly" I responded with "wut?". He then went over to me and hit me in the head with the pillow and went to bed. He didnt remember the next day.

[QUOTE=Thaard;20118842]When I slept over at a friends house(when I was twelve), I would snore and sleep-talk so much that my friend had to throw stuff at me to stop it. One morning I woke up with a shitload of stuff lying around my head. My little brother sleepwalked one time. I was playing some games, when he suddenly stood there with the pillow and blanket. He said something like "Why the fuck did you make my pillow all wrinkly" I responded with "wut?". He then went over to me and hit me in the head with the pillow and went to bed. He didnt remember the next day.[/QUOTE] Dude, why would you make his pillow all wrinkly. That's not cool man.

I once said: "Yeah. Sure I can." And then I began singing really really loudly.

[QUOTE=Rofl_copter;20118601]My brother told me I put my pillows in the oven once[/QUOTE] :cop: You got that from Step-Brothers.

[QUOTE=Ryzo;20119029]:cop: You got that from Step-Brothers.[/QUOTE] Maybe his brother did..

Once my little bro was sleepwalking and he went to use the washroom then he went to use the washroom and thought he was in front of the toilet but ended up pissing on the stairs somehow. :v:

I once fell asleep on the couch and my brother came down. (B is brother, M is me) B-"Go to bed." M-"But the advanced duplicator files are downstairs." B-"What? Go to bed." M-"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!" I Slap him then storm upstairs into my bedroom. (Different story) I also woke up with a tower rapped around me, crouching in front of my cupboard because my friend was sleeping in my bed, I do remember falling asleep like this though. :v:

My BF don't sleeptalk sadly.

Thats better than my brother he held a 15 minute conversation with me about team work and a pink pony. Funniest shit I have ever experienced.

I've seen lots of people sleeptalking, mainly friends and my cousin. My cousin was sleeping in the bed next to mine, it was middle of the night and then suddenly he sits up and says: "Hey... could you please leave? If not you'll leave too late, and the..." And he went back to sleep after like 3 seconds. I :v:'d Also, a friend of mine said: "I threw a missile at you" I asked him where and he said "At your ear" I asked him if he was awake and why did he say that: "Because it's new year and you're an officer..." I lawl'd so fucking hard I couldn't sleep afterwards. [editline]11:42PM[/editline] PS: It wasn't new year.

I love this thread [b]so much[/b]. :love: