I once bunked with my brother when he was sleeptalking about his dreams. That night, he was dreaming about his girlfriend and I got to hear him talking dirty. It was hilarious, but also traumatizing.
My friend once told me that I sleeptalk angrily in Russian.
Nearly every night around 12:00am my brother farts and then mumbles to himself... :O
I called my mum a bitch in my sleep once :/
Happens to me from time to time, usually just gibberish or short words like "Var?" (Where?), but once my stepbrother held a bloody monologue about some blue thing.
Back when i was a little kid i once said: "I don't wanna fight, i want a banana" in my sleep. Yeah, i dunno... :saddowns:
i punched a wall in my sleep, left a small hole and i broosed my knuckles
My freind said "paint his face blue" while he was sleep. So we painted his face blue with sharpie.
I once told my Mum to fuck off when she woke me up. Didn't go well.
I once said something in a crowded bus at night. :smithicide:
My little sister told me that I've muttered "I wish I was a girl" when I was sleeping once...
:suicide:
That's nothing, I've called people in my sleep.
My brother does the same thing except its 5x more funnier.
I was joust browsin fp untill my brother was smearing his hand on the wall making an annoying sound and said " I'm fimin the codnint..." And I said "Find what?" He said really softly "You'll see..." Then I said laughing "See what?"
Then he goes back to bed saying "Just shut up, ok?" Then he says some random jibberish.
He only does this once in a while.
My friend once blurted out HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! I'M A FAGGOT AND I THINK YOU ARE HOT!
We all stayed awake for the rest of the night
bahahahaha i remember this thread
A few months back I woke myself up by saying "Where's the delicious sandwich?"
I was dreaming about vomiting in my sleep and I woke up in vomit. Also I started laughing about a joke that was told in one of my dreams.
One time when my sister was sleeping on the couch and I was sitting next to her, she suddenly yelled "Stop it AJ!" and kicked me hard in the side.
When she woke up she said she had a dream where we were fighting.
[QUOTE=Erebus.;22974276]I was dreaming about vomiting in my sleep and I woke up in vomit. Also I started laughing about a joke that was told in one of my dreams.[/QUOTE]
I was dreaming about pissing and I pissed myself. :smith:
What was the joke?
I remember my parents once telling me that I got up during my sleep and pissed in the garbage can.
My mom once said something about I should go buy some turtle porkchops or something, Major wat moment when you're half asleep too.
I really forgot this thread existed. I haven't had any more sleep-talk adventures since though...
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Oh god, I just realised I've dreamed about my HORRIBLE SECRET before.
On the Couch. In the living room that connects to the kitchen via a very short wall that doesn't hit the ceiling.
[I]They know.[/I]
I used to sleepwalk when I had a fever. Once I walked downstairs and set the alarm off.
Don't think I've talked though.
My brother mumbles a lot of random times when he sleeps. One time I had to sleep next to him and he kept hitting me because his arm was waving around and he was mumbling.
This thread is gold, too bad I've never sleep-talked while anyone was around to hear it.
[QUOTE=Paravin;22974445]I was dreaming about pissing and I pissed myself. :smith:[/QUOTE]
I had a dream like that, but aliens took me into a spaceship and told me to give them a urine sample. I didn't make it to the toilet in time.
My friend told me I fell asleep on his couch when I was 15. Apparently I muttered out, "what the fuck, the australian chicks arent hot?!?!"
I actually remember the dream, but, it's stupid.
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