I don't sleep talk much, I'm a light sleeper and anytime I do I wake up and I'm like "what the?!"
I was staying at my GF's house once and some of her friends were there. We all slept in the same bed because the house was cold and the only heater was in her room and one of her friends slapped me 3 times in the face and screamed "LET ME FLY THE KITE" while we were sleeping. I was so dazed and confused I didn't know what happened. She didn't remember it in the morning, so I think she just wanted to slap me. :saddowns: We didn't even fly a kite.
[QUOTE=Dumba$$;20059613]I once dated a girl who Moo'ed in her sleep.
That one didn't last long.[/QUOTE]
Moo? :geno:
From what ive been told i sleeptalked two times already, always about events of the day.
also, this seems like a parody thread.
[QUOTE=Paravin;22974445]I was dreaming about pissing and I pissed myself. :smith:[/QUOTE]
fucking this.
I woke up and my bed sheets were wet and smelt like piss.
[QUOTE=ashxu;22975584]fucking this.
I woke up and my bed sheets were wet and smelt like piss.[/QUOTE]
I remember one night where I had to stay at my grandma's house, and sleepwalked during the night, the strange thing is that I was aware of my surroundings
So, I wake up in the middle of the night, really having to take a piss, so I try to open the bedroom door, but it wont open. I push as hard as I can against the door, but it won't budge, so I just piss myself on the spot.
Shortly after that, my senses return and I realise that I was trying to get into a wardrobe
i shout in my sleep everynight heh
[QUOTE=th3cactusplant;20059551]My mum sleeptalks a lot, often bitching about work, or random swearing :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
I don't think she's sleeptalking bro.
I sleeptalk sometimes actually. Once a time I yelled "Freeze!" trying to make a finger-gun and then my arm hit the wall and I woke up with it hurting a lot :smith:.
I apparently was sleep talking lines from [I]Gladiator[/I] one night. The movie. Must have been interesting to hear.
When I was younger I used to do it all the time and I used to talk about half-life and my mum the next morning asked me if I beat those grunts and aliens and I was really confused.I also used to sleep in the same room with my cousin and I used to suddenly stand and look around and say some gibberish about the area being clear then fall back again.People were scared of sleeping near me.
I once slept moonwalk in my basement getting ramen noodles
I sleeptalk sometimes.
I apparently used to sleepwalk when I was very young (went and pissed in the fridge, or so I'm told), and for a while now I've been paranoid that I talk in my sleep.
Once my cousin sleep walked, into the bathroom and cameout with a roll of toilet paper and had it in his hands for the rest of the time he slept
i sleep talk.
my friend once shouted out in his sleep "NO.. why would you do that, GET IN THERE !" i just shouted WHAT ? and he whispered "the chops"
Wtf?
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Also once at my ex's she told me that i'd told her 'I want to kill you' in the middle of my sleep :buddy:
My cat, Sup, sleepfarts.
My mom made a really loud screaming killing kind of sound, it made me jump out of my bed screaming and thinking i was about to be killed :frown: to make it worst i saw shadows and a lamp who looked like a person
Apparently I said "Fucking owls on a bouncy castle" when my friend slept over
One time i was at school camp and i was sleep talking apparently....
So everyone in my cabin got a dirty sock... Pee on it and put it in my mouth
Once when I was 10 and spending the night at a friends house we apparently had a sleep conversation. According to his sister is went kinda like "mmrgh" "mmrghmragh" "mmrgh?" "nnmreegh".
My worst fear when a friend is spending the night is that I'll say bad things in my sleep.
My parents tell me I do. And I say some retarded shit.
On vacation a few years ago I was told I was meowing in my sleep.
Also one time my friend got up while sleeping and asked me "Where's the gatorade" and layed back down.
My friends told me that sometimes I uncontrollably laugh in my sleep. Not that good laugh, it's more of an, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gaassppp* AHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHHA *cough cough* and then I lay back down. I woke myself up this morning uncontrollably laughing and I couldn't stop it. :ohdear:
I was at my friends house, and he went and asked his dad if he could go to the store. His dad was asleep on the couch. His response was:
"Yeah but watch out for the chocolate" and then as my friend left the room, his dad said "Wait! Hurry, go outside, someone's trying to buy your bike."
No one was trying to buy his bike, and there was no chocolate. v:v:v
One time, when I was about 4 or 5, apparently I got up and took a piss in the lounge room.
Once, my parents told me when we went on vacation in Hawaii, in the hotel, I yelled 'Dad' at least twice, waking both of them up both times.
[QUOTE=wewt!;22974566]I remember my parents once telling me that I got up during my sleep and pissed in the garbage can.[/QUOTE]
This almost happened to me once. Thankfully my brother was already awake to stop me.
Apparently when I was 5 my mum came in my room at like midnight to find me shouting NO I'VE GOT TO GET IT ON, and every time she asked me something I'd shout it again.
I really don't want to know what I was dreaming about :ohdear:
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