• Pounced.org, the furry version of eharmony
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[QUOTE=frontman001;16955576]I just made a Red Engineer one.[/QUOTE] I gave you a thumbs up and internet High-Five. It seems I have become the top of Page 10.
[QUOTE=MS-DOS4;16956079]Made an account. [url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hcenc=1&hpad=19628[/url][/QUOTE] Don't expect me to come onto you. I know you did this on purpose. GOD DAMN IT IT'S SO HOT!
[QUOTE=ColinSSX;16955868]Seeing as one can't control or choose his fetishes, it's fair to say that one can only be considered a furry if they choose to be identified as one and express it through pictures or words.[/QUOTE] It is an honor to admit defeat to such a well-written post. Truly a rarity on Facepunch. :golfclap:
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16956114]It is an honor to admit defeat to such a well-written post. Truly a rarity on Facepunch. :golfclap:[/QUOTE] I thank you for your cooperation and bid you good day.
The longer you stare... [img]http://pounced.org/personals/images/6/696a71b256c195b57ae466f257984902.jpeg[/img] ...the uglier she gets. She isn't the worst of them though.
[QUOTE=frontman001;16956108]Don't expect me to come onto you. I know you did this on purpose. GOD DAMN IT IT'S SO HOT![/QUOTE] Don't hold back baby, I'm everything you need.
[QUOTE=MS-DOS4;16956143]Don't hold back baby, I'm everything you need.[/QUOTE] You get my steamy message?
I've never cringed so much in my life
[QUOTE=Bean-O;16956136]The longer you stare... [img]http://pounced.org/personals/images/6/696a71b256c195b57ae466f257984902.jpeg[/img] ...the uglier she gets. She isn't the worst of them though.[/QUOTE] As I was reading your post, I could see her below, but I wasn't focused on her face. She looked decent and I was excited to maybe see a hot chick on that site. But then, I focused my eyes on her and jumped back in my chair. What a fuggo.. [B]Edit:[/B] Cool, I got the length of the post all the way to the end of the tab before going over right on the dot. Wait, I think I can fit in oneee more dot.
[QUOTE=ColinSSX;16956040]Says the man with over 26,000 posts on an internet forum. By my calculations that's 8047 posts a year, or 22 posts a day.[/QUOTE] yeah you know what i do i post stuff like this then i go and make love to ya woman, gonna lay you down by the fire
[QUOTE=frontman001;16956159]You get my steamy message?[/QUOTE] I'm wet.
[QUOTE=Bean-O;16956136]The longer you stare... [img]http://pounced.org/personals/images/6/696a71b256c195b57ae466f257984902.jpeg[/img] ...the uglier she gets. She isn't the worst of them though.[/QUOTE] She looks like a goddamn elephant seal [img]http://www.perlgurl.org/archives/blogpics/AnoNuevo/WebElephantSeal01.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=MS-DOS4;16956203]I'm wet.[/QUOTE] Don't rust now.
hmm, the actual new posts on that site are outnumbering the trolls. I am dissapoint.
[QUOTE=thisispain;16956197]yeah you know what i do i post stuff like this then i go and make love to ya woman, gonna lay you down by the fire[/QUOTE] I have no woman for you to make love to and I have no problem saying that. The only thing that could possibly get me a girlfriend at the moment is my personality, I get along with people really well.
[QUOTE=ColinSSX;16955868]Seeing as one can't control or choose his fetishes, it's fair to say that one can only be considered a furry if they choose to be identified as one and express it through pictures or words.[/QUOTE]God dammit I had a whole thread about this that was paragraphs long but it was locked and this is why I didn't want it locked. We could easily avoid these discussions.
[url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=3849[/url] Oh look, a meercat
[QUOTE=ColinSSX;16956249]I have no woman for you to make love to and I have no problem saying that. The only thing that could possibly get me a girlfriend at the moment is my personality, I get along with people really well.[/QUOTE] Wanna join me and the sentry? I'm sure she's up for a threesome. Just make sure to watch her sharp edges. That's why I wear gloves.
[quote=frontman001;16956292]wanna join me and the sentry? I'm sure she's up for a threesome. Just make sure to watch her sharp edges. That's why i wear gloves.[/quote] engi! How dare you cheat on dispenser like that!
[QUOTE=MiniManz;16956270]God dammit I had a whole thread about this that was paragraphs long but it was locked and this is why I didn't want it locked. We could easily avoid these discussions.[/QUOTE] As you may have noticed (or not), I have received no negative responses to that post. It's a fact and not an opinion making it absolutely unbeatable.
she went level 3 just for you too.
[url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hcenc=1&hpad=19629[/url]
You people are surprised? This is the internet for God's sake, there is pretty much everything imaginable on here. And then some. :smug:
[QUOTE=mysteryman;16956305]engi! How dare you cheat on dispenser like that![/QUOTE] HEY IT AINT CHEATIN' IF SHE'S UP FOR IT! Y'are up for it aren't ya baby? [editline]10:31PM[/editline] [QUOTE=mysteryman;16956310]she went level 3 just for you too.[/QUOTE] Hey if it weren't for me she would have never got there. I protected her ever since she was a little level 1. Poor thing could hardly defend herself.
[QUOTE=frontman001;16956318][url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hcenc=1&hpad=19629[/url][/QUOTE] Burn the mutant!
Gabe Newel sapped me. What an asshole.
This thread left me with a smile on my face. [editline]02:36AM[/editline] Oh dear Goddamnit Francis, you ruined the picture.
Messages I had with Level3SentryGun on pounced.org [quote] Engineer: Oh my. OH MY! What a work of art you are! Baby you don't know what kinda wrenchin' I can give you! Just the sound of my big wrench whackin' your smooth red metal will make your grease flow. I'd love to meet up with you and... restock your ammo... if you know what I mean. ;{D Level3SentryGun: OOh... I'm getting so wet with oil right now. ugh I NEED YOU. Well baby, I'm right here in the Hay Room waitin' for ya to spawn. Runnin' low on ammunition! Please hurry! Engineer: Oh I'm commin'! Just let me stock up on ammo so I can REALLY stuff you full. I hope your ready cause I'm upgrading you to a whole 'nother level baby! Level3SentryGun: Mmm I can't wait! You'd better hurry... I think I hear somebody coming and I'm all out of a-a-a-a-a-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............................................. *EXPLOSION* [B]Ha ha ha, I murdered your toys as well![/B] Engineer: SPY SAPPIN' MAH ONE AND ONLY! [/quote]
[url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pounced[/url] looks like we all get clocks :(
[QUOTE=laserpanda;16956435][url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pounced[/url] looks like we all get clocks :([/QUOTE] I'll start it off... :cry:
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