Pounced.org, the furry version of eharmony - General

[QUOTE=laserpanda;16956435][url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pounced[/url] looks like we all get clocks :([/QUOTE] What the hell? Last time I checked links to ED were censored here.

Gabe and I are having a little discussion over coffee: [quote] From: GabeN Sent: 2009-08-27 02:45:32 Subject: Re: Personals ad response Message Level3SentryGun: Fuck you faggot why did you create the spy class? ASSHOLE Gabe: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. >>>> >>>>My furshona will sap that shit up. >>> Level3SentryGun: Aw hell nah, >>> >>>My new boyfriend will wreck your shit. >>> >>>[url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=19624[/url] >> Gabe: I have taken on your pussy boyfriend HES A FUCKING TEXAN >> >>what a tool, he probably abuses you, then smacks you with a wrench repeatedly saying "YOU PIECE OF SHIT LEARN TO SPY CHECK" >> >>Now shut your whore mouth. > Level3SentryGun: fuck you you fat fuck, you make rosie o'donnell look like royalty. Gabe: Rosie O'Donnell? I BANGED THAT WHORE IN FIFTH GRADE. And shut the fuck up, i'm not fat I'm big boned. Level3SentryGun: Fatass fatty fat fuck [/quote] edit: I love clocks.

[QUOTE=frontman001;16956456]I'll start it off... :cry:[/QUOTE] Seriously, enough with the clocks.

[QUOTE=Bean-O;16956136]The longer you stare... [img]http://pounced.org/personals/images/6/696a71b256c195b57ae466f257984902.jpeg[/img] ...the uglier she gets. She isn't the worst of them though.[/QUOTE] Change to eyes and nose, and I would do her, not with a furry suit, just normal, human skin.

[url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hcenc=1&hpad=19630[/url] Mine!

[QUOTE=frontman001;16956423]Messages I had with Level3SentryGun on pounced.org[/QUOTE] I uh...listen engie...your taking this a little too far! I mean at first it was cute but then you started talking in a lower voice pretending to be sentry and then you started polishing her constantly non stop for the last week. I think you should just let her rest and leave her as is.......maybe that sapping was for the best.

Ewwwwww

[QUOTE=Doug52392;16956630][url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hcenc=1&hpad=19630[/url] Mine![/QUOTE] I don't think space marines would swear plus they'd say xenos not non-human.

[QUOTE=frontman001;16956423]Messages I had with Level3SentryGun on pounced.org[/QUOTE] Fuck. I play too much Tf2 when I get hard from THAT.

OH MY GOD. I found someone that I know. My brothers ex to be exact. [url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hcenc=1&hpad=18343[/url]

[url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=19631[/url] I don't know if hes a troll or not, but the first picture is awesome. [IMG]http://pounced.org/personals/images/b/bba68bdeb37e1f1d6cab9f3b17a692d1.jpeg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=markg06;16956661]I don't think space marines would swear plus they'd say xenos not non-human.[/QUOTE] he is a parody marine. And thus awesome.

[QUOTE=Deadoon v.2;16956684]he is a parody marine.[/QUOTE] that's my favorite chapter i was the ad with the two pictures of the DoW2 FC btw

[QUOTE=mysteryman;16956642]I uh...listen engie...your taking this a little too far! I mean at first it was cute but then you started talking in a lower voice pretending to be sentry and then you started polishing her constantly non stop for the last week. I think you should just let her rest and leave her as is.......maybe that sapping was for the best.[/QUOTE] SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! She's gone. Gone forever. Sure I can build another but it will never be the same! I need time to myself. I'll be at my good ol' dispenser. Don't bother me. Night boys.

[QUOTE=Deadoon v.2;16956684]he is a parody marine. And thus awesome.[/QUOTE] But but but.... :C

[QUOTE=markg06;16956706]But but but.... :C[/QUOTE] :hurr:

I am angry and frustrated, yet laughing my fucking ass off. Why must people like this even exist!?!?

[QUOTE=CommieTurtle;16956728]I am angry and frustrated[/QUOTE] your profile picture fits that statement perfectly

[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;16956680]OH MY GOD. I found someone that I know. My brothers ex to be exact. [url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hcenc=1&hpad=18343[/url][/QUOTE] I got hard, then got turned off when I noticed She Types Like This.

I am now deeply saddened by the realization that humanity in its lowest form does not include genocide or mass brain-washing. At least I can comfort myself in the fact that a large portion of furries cannot reproduce or will never reproduce with the general population.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;16956748]I got hard, then got turned off when I noticed She Types Like This.[/QUOTE] Typing Like This Has To Be Incredibly Annoying.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;16956748]I got hard, then got turned off when I noticed She Types Like This.[/QUOTE] I only know TWO people who type in this manner. FUCK.

[QUOTE=CommieTurtle;16956756]I am now deeply saddened by the realization that humanity in its lowest form does not include genocide or mass brain-washing. At least I can comfort myself in the fact that a large portion of furries cannot reproduce or will never reproduce with the general population.[/QUOTE]But have you forgotten about the Furry Conspiracy? They've infiltrated Hollywood! They've injected their propaganda into our media! They're putting sick thoughts into our heads! I can no longer sit back and allow Furry infiltration, Furry indoctrination, Furry subversion, and the international Furry conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

/b/ should raid this :smug:

Well I have lost hope in humanity... Lets see, We fuck our same sex, We fuck objects, We fuck animals... What the hell is next?

[quote=epson ||;16956942]well i have lost hope in humanity... Lets see, we fuck our same sex, we fuck objects, we fuck animals... What the hell is next?[/quote] [b]Space.[/b]

any hot girls on there ? theres gota be someone HOT

[QUOTE=GarrysDad;16956963]any hot girls on there ? theres gota be someone HOT[/QUOTE][img]http://pounced.org/charts/users_by_gender.php[/img] The small minority of girls inside the small minority of furries aren't hot at all. I bet the "Trans" bar is actually "hot girls"...

[QUOTE=Combineguy;16953863][img]http://pounced.org/personals/images/0/05593fd71949c803158bae95b66f55d4.jpeg[/img] Thank god the picture doesn't go any lower.[/QUOTE] :wtc: Is that a boy or a girl?

[QUOTE=Zeke129;16956748]I got hard, then got turned off when I noticed She Types Like This.[/QUOTE] And to think i stuck my dick in that thing! It's time to troll!!! [url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=19634[/url]