[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);16991896]Hon, I know you're proud to have a 28+ page thread and you don't want to get it locked, but you make it too easy. All I have to do is hit 'browse', 'show all ads', click on a random box and paste the link, possibly making some witty comment.[/QUOTE]
It's that easy with you freaks!
When making fun of furfags you don't have to pick out the freaks, They are the majority. [B]you[/B] are the majority.
Meet LemonTentacles the Jellyfish, folks.
[b]Jellyfish.[/b]
[url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hcenc=1&hpad=19640[/url]
[i]"I have many sexual fantasies. I own a whip set and leather bondage equipment. I have dreams of eating feces/vomit to degrade myself. Though of eating a strong man's excretions while he has his way with me makes me hard as a rock. I'm willing to do anything. Do what you want with me." [/i]
:geno:
[QUOTE=salty peanut;16991939]Meet LemonTentacles the Jellyfish, folks.
[b]Jellyfish.[/b]
[url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hcenc=1&hpad=19640[/url]
[i]"I have many sexual fantasies. I own a whip set and leather bondage equipment. I have dreams of eating feces/vomit to degrade myself. Though of eating a strong man's excretions while he has his way with me makes me hard as a rock. I'm willing to do anything. Do what you want with me." [/i]
:geno:[/QUOTE]
It's hard to tell if it's parody or not... :geno:
[img] http://filesmelt.com/downloader/1aa98dd8186126d682736486cebda7eb.jpeg[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/cb517ebae6c26c54f4c0d3a673c5e689.jpeg [/img]
[url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hcenc=1&hpad=4192[/url]
[quote]
Well, as it says above, I'm transgendered- I'm a male hetero crossdresser, IRL, but I'm inot "in your face" about it-- Although I will be open about it, I'm actually very shy on the whole matter. I'm 43, still single, partially blind and poor, due to being disabled. I am far from ideal- in fact, I'm short (5'3") and overweight (270lbs.). I'm not flamboyant or flashy. I'm shy- I'm very introverted, not an outgoing type. I'm very much the non-violent type of person, even under stress. And I can get stressed very easily.:(
I'm not into:
BDSM (bondage, etc.)
Gaming, RPG or sports
Anime & manga
Violence and abuse, both physical and psychological
Excessive swearing for shock value
Using others
Piercings & tattoos
"Goth" or horror
Club scenes
1337-speak
Sex does not offend me at all, but there are just some things I'm not into.
Although I don't consider myself a "furry lifestyler" (I don't make a big deal about my furry side), I could be pegged for one, as furry has been a part of my life as far back as I can remember. I have been active amongst furries and furry fans since 1985, and online since 1991. [/quote]
24 years of yiffing, guys. Get it while it's hot.
Ahaha, oh fuck... God probably was stonned when he let this happend
[QUOTE=Joxalot;16992141]Ahaha, oh fuck... God probably was stonned when he let this happend[/QUOTE]
Nah, He'd be like "What the fuck, man"
[img]http://pounced.org/personals/images/1/16b6101b3088ec10838ded74d728f5b4.jpeg[/img][img]http://pounced.org/personals/images/8/88d55b1ee44ec43eb315ce502bc447ac.jpeg[/img]
[url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hcenc=1&hpad=19667[/url]
[quote] I am a 18 year old straight adult seeking other turtles to mate with and lay my kids. I am mostly seeking for Florida Box Turtles or Chelydra serpentinas. I am a special turtle as I am part zombie so I move 30 times slower than usual. One of most hated thing about me. I am a monster in bed though. I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position.
I also enjoy watching anime, cuddling with other turtles, and long walks down the beaches. [/quote]
Probably a parody
It is.
[QUOTE=Iliekturtles;16992246]It is.[/QUOTE]
I beat you to your own ad.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16991555&postcount=1099[/url]
[QUOTE=salty peanut;16991939]Meet LemonTentacles the Jellyfish, folks.
[b]Jellyfish.[/b]
[url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hcenc=1&hpad=19640[/url]
[i]"I have many sexual fantasies. I own a whip set and leather bondage equipment. I have dreams of eating feces/vomit to degrade myself. Though of eating a strong man's excretions while he has his way with me makes me hard as a rock. I'm willing to do anything. Do what you want with me." [/i]
:geno:[/QUOTE]
We need to hook him up with that fat gay guy from page 1
[quote]I have dreams of eating feces/vomit to degrade myself.[/quote]
:ohdear:
The internet is a very... very... very scary place :(
[QUOTE=StormHammer;16992444]:ohdear:
The internet is a very... very... very scary place :([/QUOTE]
99% of it is a lie, too.
The internet changes people.
If anybody who is a furry now had never used the internet, they wouldn't have been exposed to it and therefore, wouldn't be furries or feces/vomit eating jellyfish
And that goes for any weird fetish out there
[QUOTE=salty peanut;16992486]The internet changes people.
If anybody who is a furry now had never used the internet, they wouldn't have been exposed to it and therefore, wouldn't be furries or feces/vomit eating jellyfish
And that goes for any weird fetish out there[/QUOTE]
You're wrong, actually.
I've had this fetish for 7 years or so. This is when I was attracted to certain characters on TV shows, etc. I would still be a furry, but just without knowing the technical term for it.
O fuck another one?!
It's getting scary
I miss the old anti-furry forums... sigh, there was still more support than hate to it. RIP, it looks like we have to kill em off without you.
[QUOTE=gufu;16992726]I miss the old anti-furry forums... sigh, there was still more support than hate to it. RIP, it looks like we have to kill em off without you.[/QUOTE]
There's really not much you can do about it. Unless ventilated/garry makes a snap-decision to ban us all (which, honestly, wouldn't surprise me), then I think you'd be better off to not try.
Yas lets make 30 pages of furry thread goodness!
That's another thing that's funny. People will tell furries that all they want is attention, yet you practically give us some.
That would be awesome
[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);16992750]There's really not much you can do about it. Unless ventilated/garry makes a snap-decision to ban us all (which, honestly, wouldn't surprise me), then I think you'd be better off to not try.[/QUOTE]
Feel free to say no, but have you ever considered suicide?
[QUOTE=Bean-O;16953574]Dear god what rock have you just turned over?[/QUOTE]
It's obviously a boulder since they wouldn't fit under a rock
/fat joke
[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);16992786]That's another thing that's funny. People will tell furries that all they want is attention, yet you practically give us some.[/QUOTE]
I do. There's nothing wrong with a bit of this stuff. As long as it doesn't cross the line like it does in Pounced...
I hate the fact most furries have an awesome drawing skills
Fuck... :sigh:
[QUOTE=KD007;16992825]I do. There's nothing wrong with a bit of this stuff. As long as it doesn't cross the line like it does in Pounced...[/QUOTE]
And the OP is exactly the kind of thing that makes me want to disassociate myself from furries. Makes me sick, I mean, just because you have a fetish doesn't give you the right to think you'll get quick sex.
We need to create a huge furry gathering in woodstock new york, then drop napalm all over them.
[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);16992786]That's another thing that's funny. People will tell furries that all they want is attention, yet you practically give us some.[/QUOTE]Which still makes that statement true, given your avatar.
Posting pain.jpg from [url]http://knox.homedns.org:9090/[/url] in case anyone missed it.
[media]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/pain.jpg[/media]
Drawn picture of creature with piercings and spikes through its cock and balls.
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