Pounced.org, the furry version of eharmony

[Trogdon]

Ah those two fake profiles you guys made are epic. I love them

[Hunterbrute]

Oh lawd they IP banned my proxy for making to many spam accounts, what ever am I supposed to do without that?

[SvenBrimstone]

[QUOTE=NickFury6;16981504]Yes, A cumwhore who loves making another young gents day a little bit brighter.

Also, I can post smilies too!

Watch me!

:spergin::spergin::hampants::golfclap::slick::smith::slick:[/QUOTE]

ANOTHER young gent's??

[ARR DARMA]

God damn.

I've seen this guy, and he's completely normal.

EXCEPT NOW I FIND HIM ON 'victim list creator' pounced.

[img]http://www.pounced.org/personals/images/c/c471ac44e604f574ee72ac1e0576441c.jpeg[/img]

CREEPY MEXICAN

[img]http://www.pounced.org/personals/images/4/47b4f2c7c04f5f2333ff4e9d19b1a6c4.jpeg[/img]

WHY THE LONG FACE

[img]http://www.pounced.org/personals/images/3/3bbde1ba8a3110efa191a5f27c581e58.jpeg[/img]
"Currently I am a dragon at the moment, but I switch between Dragon and Dalmatian. I am a Kin. I'm more of a Kin in a spiritual/Buddhist sense than rather than thinking I am literally a dog or a dragon. People call me a "Dragon-Dog", so i guess that's what I am. (Note: I'm not a hybrid. There is distinctly a Dog and a Dragon)"

[Agmemnon]

[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);17014200]They're in your closet too.[/QUOTE]

I think they're out of the closet.

[Blarg190]

Gouge out my eyes. Seriously [img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/frown.gif[/img][img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-suicide.gif[/img][img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-psypop.gif[/img]

[editline]03:42AM[/editline]

On second thought.
[img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/frown.gif[/img][img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-psypop.gif[/img][img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-suicide.gif[/img]

[Galenus]

So if these people really bother you guys, why spend all your time looking them up and bitching about them :v:

[Zeldy]

[QUOTE=Galenus;17020966]So if these people really bother you guys, why spend all your time looking them up and bitching about them :v:[/QUOTE]

Because they need something to hate or their lives would seem empty.

[DeadMollusk]

SUGOI DENSETSU ANIKI ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

(caps)

[editline]06:14AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17018522]
"Currently I am a dragon at the moment, but I switch between Dragon and Dalmatian. I am a Kin. I'm more of a Kin in a spiritual/Buddhist sense than rather than thinking I am literally a dog or a dragon. People call me a "Dragon-Dog", so i guess that's what I am. (Note: I'm not a hybrid. There is distinctly a Dog and a Dragon)"[/QUOTE]

I don't think this guy really knows what a furry is.

[FreakyMe]

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17018522]God damn.

I've seen this guy, and he's completely normal.

EXCEPT NOW I FIND HIM ON 'victim list creator' pounced.

[img]http://www.pounced.org/personals/images/c/c471ac44e604f574ee72ac1e0576441c.jpeg[/img]
[/QUOTE]

Oh hai der it's me . . .

Wow I forgot I still had that, haha. I've yet to see someone I'D actually want to meet. Lotsa people want to see me though :suicide:

[Count Mek]

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17018522]I've seen this guy, and he's completely normal.

EXCEPT NOW I FIND HIM ON 'victim list creator' pounced.

[img]http://www.pounced.org/personals/images/c/c471ac44e604f574ee72ac1e0576441c.jpeg[/img]
[/QUOTE]

Kind of looks like he's drinking black sand there.

[FreakyMe]

Basically.. It's Starbucks. The beads are on me cuz it was Mardi Gras.

[.Cheezy.]

oh myy g... [b]WHAT THE FFFUUUCCCKKK IS THIS SSSHHIITTT?!??!?!?!?!??!?![/b]

[Lambda 217]

I was going to make a parody..but..but...all the real ones were "better" than my ideas ;_;

[Hatsen]

[IMG]http://pounced.org/personals/images/f/f6e8159d33a26bd4a4d4c283d57557b4.jpeg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Fucked up]
Hi, I'm ToyPanthress from Denmark.
I'm a transexual (M2F) baby-panthress (pet) looking for an owner / mistress.

A bit about me (Real life stuff):
Currently living in denmark (North of copenhagen), working as a programmer for Brüel & Kjær.
I'm 21 years old, approximately 185 cm. in height, a bit underweight, blue eyes, currently pink hair (Natural is brown though).

Will travel in order to meet you.

A bit more personal:
I consider myself a "Pre-Op" transexual (Meaning that i'm planning to have surgery at some point).
Currently looking in to Hormonal therapy and plastic surgery.
I'm "urinally-incontinent" (or whatever it's called) and am wearing diapers 24/7.

I'm also looking for furry friends in and around denmark, for casual meetings and such.

/ToyPanthress
[/QUOTE]
Oh god, that's disgusting!:eek:

And he even shared his workingplace!?
That's the safest way to get fired!

[Triumph Forks]

Makes sense her fursona is an infant. I like when people are realistic..

[Count Mek]

[QUOTE=Hatsen;17022594][IMG]http://pounced.org/personals/images/f/f6e8159d33a26bd4a4d4c283d57557b4.jpeg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Sometimes tranie pictures are look an eye puzzle or something; you see a female until you look at certain features in the face then it steadily becomes male yet female.
Then you get a headache followed by nausea.

[phasebot-alt]

[QUOTE=Dysentery;17014896]hahaha i made one just to see how many people would hit on me

[url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=19682[/url][/QUOTE]

Female foxes are called vixen. Change that and make the furcode not garbage and your ad will be more believable.

[QUOTE=Galenus;17020966]So if these people really bother you guys, why spend all your time looking them up and bitching about them :v:[/QUOTE]

To make fun of them. That's what this entire thread is about, isn't it?

[Gy.Gray]

[QUOTE=tepholman;17021481]I was going to make a parody..but..but...all the real ones were "better" than my ideas ;_;[/QUOTE]

copypasta some other furfags bio and replace stuff with yours, it's not that hard really.

[Van-man]

[QUOTE=Hatsen;17022594][IMG]http://pounced.org/personals/images/f/f6e8159d33a26bd4a4d4c283d57557b4.jpeg[/IMG]

Oh god, that's disgusting!:eek:

And [B]It[/B] even shared [B]It's[/B] workingplace!?
That's the safest way to get fired![/QUOTE]

You wanna send them a E-Mail or should i? :haw:
[url]http://www.bksv.dk/[/url]
[email][e-mail][/email]

[Gy.Gray]

[QUOTE=Van-man;17023058]You wanna send them a E-Mail or should i? :haw:
[url]http://www.bksv.dk/[/url]
[email][e-mail][/email][/QUOTE]

Do it. I will give you an e-high five.

[Van-man]

[QUOTE=Gy.Gray;17023196]Do it. I will give you an e-high five.[/QUOTE]

Only problem is, i suck at writing stuff like E-mails, If anyone can come up with something good, PM me it and I'll do some minor edits and send it
[url]http://www.sendanonymousemail.net/[/url]

[Dysentery]

[QUOTE=phasebot-alt;17022834]Female foxes are called vixen. Change that and make the furcode not garbage and your ad will be more believable.[/QUOTE]

I already got a few messages, haha.

holy shit holy shit i already got 10 replies i'll post them in a sec

[quote]Heyas!

I'm no fox, granted, but I hope that you'd be willing to talk to a gryphon perhaps? I'm not so interested in the sex part... Ok, maybe a little perhaps, but to me, sex is more about my partner's enjoyment than my own. I'd be always up for it if you are, but it's more a way to connect and show affection to your partner, than anything else.

As regards to snuggling, I admit, I am a COMPLETE snugglebug. I'll happily sit and snuggle with you all day if you'd let me... Hell, I'd consider a romantic evening at home to be snuggling up with my partner and watching a movie together.

So yeah, I'm also looking for someone for the long-term, and was hoping that perhaps we could chat and maybe get to know each other better. There may not be much on your ad, but I get the feeling that you're a very lovely lady (in more ways then one ^v^). Do you have AIM/MSN? I'm on those all the time, when I'm at the computer.

So yeah, here's my ad, if you need/want it: [url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=18930[/url]

Hope to hear back from you,

Sparra [/quote]

[quote]Hello. Saw that you were looking into a long term partner or a quick session. Not sure how far South Beach is from Orlando, but if it's close, maybe we can talk and meet up sometime?

If you want to IM me, It's on my pounced ad, 'Lonely Gamer' should be the headline of it. [/quote]

[quote]hey whats up?[/quote]

wow what effort

[quote]Heya if you wanna talk to a raccoon fur from nebraska give me a reply with an IM to talk on :3[/quote]

I SAID I WAS LOOKING FOR A FOX YOU FUCK

[quote]Hai! You should text me or give me a call sometime ^_^ I am Aquutaq the two-tailed kitsune! But you can always call me Andrew too o[/quote]

andrew the two-tailed kitsune uhh

[quote]wow, there are good looking furs in south FL, maybe i can go up and see you sometime? im down in hialeah, so lets talk a bit shall we?[/quote]

[quote]Just a curious fox passing by! Though, I can't believe that the picture on the left is really you, there can't be a female furry that's THAT attractive ;O! No way a vixen can be that cute D:

Rar! [/quote]

i love how surprised he is hahah

[quote]:o Woah! You're prettyfull's :x Which intimidates me D:... Wanna makeout?:3 [/quote]

damn straight to the point what a pimp

[quote]Well,

Though you are very pretty I'm not here ask you on a date or anything, I myself am already taken. Right now I'm being a little lazy but I think where you live is on the west coast and thought you would like to go to a furry thing we do in Bradenton. If I'm right and you live nearby we'd like to have you but if your not I just wish to say hello and to watch out for the weird ones. Because of your looks you'll find a bunch of them.

Candorian[/quote]

what a vigilante

bwahaha if i get anymore i'll post them

[Gy.Gray]

You left out my msg. :(

[Van-man]

Gentlemen, I believe we have found a comedy Goldmine.
keep /B/ out of this.

[Count Mek]

[QUOTE=Gy.Gray;17023472]You left out my msg. :([/QUOTE]

Damnit I'm all curious as to what he said no, his avatar makes me think along the lines of PEELZ HERE

[Dysentery]

[QUOTE=Count Mek;17023664]Damnit I'm all curious as to what he said no, his avatar makes me think along the lines of PEELZ HERE[/QUOTE]

nah, he just said something like "hey baby what's up" as a joke

[Joxalot]

[QUOTE=Dysentery;17014896]hahaha i made one just to see how many people would hit on me

[url]http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=19682[/url][/QUOTE]

Haha, awesome
Good work, now lure them to a msn convo, ask for a webcam meeting, and surprise them

Messages are hilarious
:lol::lol::lol:

[Second-gear-of-]

[QUOTE=Dysentery;17023695]nah, he just said something like "hey baby what's up" as a joke[/QUOTE]

Found her...
[url]http://www.myspace.com/ashleydupre[/url]

[Joxalot]

[url=http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=19630]Cleanse the Impure![/url]

Reposted because it's epic and people should make more warhammer 40k accouts and add themselves for the sake of furry trollage