[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674337]There's an other side of me that does that stuff.[/QUOTE]
:geno:
[QUOTE=Zoook;18674323]:geno:[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits.
Go away, you nasty story teller! Get your "You deserved it" ratings somewhere else
*proceeds to lower his head and point in direction to FML.COM*
Picard, would you do the honors?
[img]http://boatdesign.net/forums/attachments/open-discussion/28450d1232080795-bye-bye-2009-annus-horribillis-theres-door-now-get-fuck-out.jpg[/img]
you never Fail me AteBitLord
[QUOTE=latin_geek;18674618]Go away, you nasty story teller! Get your "You deserved it" ratings somewhere else
*proceeds to lower his head and point in direction to FML.COM*
Picard, would you do the honors?
[img]http://boatdesign.net/forums/attachments/open-discussion/28450d1232080795-bye-bye-2009-annus-horribillis-theres-door-now-get-fuck-out.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
stop image leeching
stop posting
[QUOTE=Asher Roth;18674642]stop image leeching
stop posting[/QUOTE]
Leeching? it's just a little meme! nothing to worry about!
If I could stop anything on the internet it would be putting an end to the pictures with white text, There soo overused and 4chan rapped. The worst part is they aren't funny.
[QUOTE=Sharkcheater;18674707]If I could stop anything on the internet it would be putting an end to the pictures with white text, There soo overused and 4chan rapped. The worst part is they aren't funny.[/QUOTE]
Then pictures will have BLACK text. But anyway this is a motivator. so, YOUR COMMENT IS NOT ACCEPTED
lol 09er
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674059]Well I guess I should say that before this, I happened to wank off in to our shampoo and my bro found out when his hair got unusually sticky. Well last night for dinner we had Fettuccine Alfredo and it was fucking tasty.
In my last few bites I notice something weird about the flavor of my usually delicious pasta but I open my mouth and out pops a worm. Half of a worm that is... :gonk:
Odds are I will be ok physically, mentally... Not so much alright?[/QUOTE]
You said our...
You and him share shampoo then...
Did you jerk off into your own shampoo?
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674080]Well it was a bit salty. :crossarms:[/QUOTE]
And you know how sperm tastes like why?
[QUOTE=lefundoof;18675050]And you know how sperm tastes like why?[/QUOTE]
Because he likes eating it
He ruined your Fettuccine Alfredo.
kick him in the dick
You could play the Penis showing game as a way to 1-UP each other. (Watch the movie "Waiting")
[QUOTE=MangeBag;18674088]why the fuck would you jerk it in a bottle of shit you put in your hair?[/QUOTE]
Exactly what I first wondered when I read through this. And what the fuck, I really expected this to be under a different context. Sounds like one of those really surreal and yet lifelike dreams. I mean you wank into a bottle of shampoo and your brother puts a worm in your plate of noodles. I can't seem to wrap my head around this.
:wtc:
I would have rated heart, but you jerked in a shampoo bottle
[QUOTE=OutOfExile;18675179]Because he likes eating it[/QUOTE]
With shampoo, don't forget that
OP needs a title
Enjoys eating worms and spermy shampoo
:geno:
Hell, you started it.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674059]Well I guess I should say that before this, I happened to wank off in to our shampoo and my bro found out when his hair got unusually sticky. Well last night for dinner we had Fettuccine Alfredo and it was fucking tasty.
In my last few bites I notice something weird about the flavor of my usually delicious pasta but I open my mouth and out pops a worm. Half of a worm that is... :gonk:
Odds are I will be ok physically, mentally... Not so much alright?[/QUOTE]
How did you wank off into your shampoo?
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=564493&highlight=ejaculate[/url]
You said you're 17 but in that thread it also says you said you are twelve.
Then, you're date of birth is 15, according to your profile.
[quote]Date of Birth
May 8, 1994 (15)[/quote]
In another thread you mentioned you turned 13,
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=640198[/url]
I detect an age troll,
putting that out there.
Please teach me how to make my self older/younger, it would really help.
This time jizz in his mouth. That'll teach him.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674337]There's an other side of me that does that stuff.[/QUOTE]
:frog:
You jizzed in his shampoo and all he did was put a worm in your pasta?
You eat shampoo with jizz?
:wtc:
Op = Troll
[QUOTE=Wakka;18675478]You eat shampoo with jizz?
:wtc:[/QUOTE]
Jizzpoo
you deserved it since you did him wrong your supposed to wank off in the conditioner not the shampoo
I dont believe you at all.
09er with almost 4000 posts.
Not surprised.
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