• My brother put a worm in my Fettuccine Alfredo
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[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674337]There's an other side of me that does that stuff.[/QUOTE] what the FUCK is wrong with you
[QUOTE=Trogdon;18676181]09er with almost 4000 posts. Not surprised.[/QUOTE] It's his alt.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674200]Wasn't a prank, the shampoo usually works with the cum and makes a great edible shampoo.[/QUOTE] ttttttrrrrrrrooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll ignore list'd
The OP needs to get the thing where they cut a bit of his brain out so he just sits their and behaves.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674080]Well it was a bit salty. :crossarms:[/QUOTE] How do you know the taste?
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674059][b]I happened to wank off in to our shampoo[/b][/QUOTE] That's gross. [editline]12:41AM[/editline] Also you eat shampoo? What the fuck man.
That is really fucked up.
So you wanked off in the shampoo, and you're wondering why your brother put a worm in your pasta? [editline]10:30AM[/editline] [QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674200]Wasn't a prank, the shampoo usually works with the cum and makes a great edible shampoo.[/QUOTE] now what the fuck is wrong with you
Fuck not eye for an eye, but half an eye for an eye. You indirectly came on his hair.
[QUOTE=iNinjah;18675314]How did you wank off into your shampoo? [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=564493&highlight=ejaculate[/url] You said you're 17 but in that thread it also says you said you are twelve. Then, you're date of birth is 15, according to your profile. In another thread you mentioned you turned 13, [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=640198[/url] I detect an age troll, putting that out there. Please teach me how to make my self older/younger, it would really help.[/QUOTE] EVERYONE knows ClavusElite was a troll account, since you didn't, welcome to 4 months ago.
You're lucky you're not my brother, I would have beat the living fuck out of you with a sock full of marbles in your sleep.
[QUOTE=Boobookittyfuck;18680032]You're lucky you're not my brother, I would have beat the living fuck out of you with a sock full of marbles in your sleep.[/QUOTE] Well my bro is gay so it's not like he got outrageously mad.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18680037]Well my bro is gay so it's not like he got outrageously mad.[/QUOTE] Well, that's because he's probably beat off and fucking bricked all over your face in your sleep.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674209]Go troll somewhere else.[/QUOTE] You're the troll here.
Why did you jizz in the shampoo?
I'm the only cool 09er.:smug: And you're an idiot for cumming into the shampoo, what's wrong with you?
[QUOTE=Ultralast;18680046]You're the troll here.[/QUOTE] Actually no, I'm not, if you took the time to look through any of my other posts on FP you would see I'm not a troll.
I love this thread. "I jizzed my brother on the head and he actually decided to prank me"
[QUOTE=Maurice;18680102]I love this thread. "I jizzed my brother on the head and he actually decided to prank me"[/QUOTE] Weird right?
Pretty; yeah.
Poor worm. :(
[QUOTE=agun;18680180]Poor worm. :([/QUOTE] That's what she said.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;18675285]With shampoo, don't forget that OP needs a title Enjoys eating worms and spermy shampoo[/QUOTE] No don't do that, that'd encourage a barrage of "LOL I ATE SHIT AND SHAMPOO COS I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY"
[QUOTE=markg06;18680323]No don't do that, that'd encourage a barrage of "LOL I ATE SHIT AND SHAMPOO COS I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY"[/QUOTE] I agree with this statement.
perhaps you should get a shampoo bottle just for yourself
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;18680355]perhaps you should get a shampoo bottle just for yourself[/QUOTE] Heretic!
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674059]Well I guess I should say that before this, I happened to wank off in to our shampoo and my bro found out when his hair got unusually sticky. Well last night for dinner we had Fettuccine Alfredo and it was fucking tasty. In my last few bites I notice something weird about the flavor of my usually delicious pasta but I open my mouth and out pops a worm. Half of a worm that is... :gonk: Odds are I will be ok physically, mentally... Not so much alright?[/QUOTE] Hahaha, owned.
You deserved it to be honest.
Oh wow this thread is weird :v:
[QUOTE=Lego399;18680379]You deserved it to be honest.[/QUOTE] Well I jizzed in his milk so it's all better now.
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