How some punk cut me on the grocery queue and got to pay for it. - General

[QUOTE=Ultra Violence;29269410]Are you implying that someone would be throwing punches at a range further than arm's length? wat And yes, as I've stated in practically every post I have in this thread, he instigated the fight with threatening the kid rather than just thinking "wow, what a piece of shit" and letting it go.[/QUOTE] If you read the thread, the kid was right on him. As opposed to dancing at the edge of his reach. [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Contag;29269421]I'm assuming that you have the training or speed to at least grab the kid when he makes a clumsy punch.[/QUOTE] Block or deflect, then move in. Personally I would probably throw him, catch him as he falls and put him in a hold. I don't mean pick him up and lob him before you comment.

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29264504]So I was getting some late night snack from the grocery store with my girl and it was a beautiful evening. Sun was shining, snow was melting and it was warm as hell, like 15 degrees celcius or something. I got to the store and got me some candy and other small things to eat while watching telly or while playing video games. Once I got to payment queue all hell broke loose. There was this prolly 14-year old kid who was shopping for some energy drink (jesus christ what a surprise). The energy drink shelf was just beside the cashier and he came between me and the person in front of me to get the drink. Didn't see anything wrong with that, but after he had picked what he wanted he just rudely cut me off and started to stand there like he owned the fucking store! Well, not on my watch! I tapped him on the shoulder and said "You're supposed to get to the end of the line." his response was just to shrug his shoulders and "Oh yeah?". That made my veins on my forehead to pop out like mad and I told him "Do I have to beat that moustache off of your face to the next galaxy or will you go to the back of the line?!", he looked at me with death in his eyes and said "You wanna take this outside!?". I was struggling not to laugh, because it seems that these little kids have somekinda death wish, because they always start fights with someone who will make them cry. I don't like to beat up little kids, trust me, I don't. Some of you might remember the thread I made about how I confiscated some cigarettes from a group of 12 - 13 year olds and pushed one of them around as self defence. No, this isn't something I do for a hobby, it's just something that happens. I didn't want to beat up the kid so I sucked it up and paid for my groceries. While I was doing that I noticed that the fucker who cut me on the line was looking at me outside. I knew what was gonne happen and I though 'Oh boy'. When I exited the store his mouth just wouldn't shut up. "You had a problem with me, you little shit?", he shouted and started to walk towards me. I told my girl to run along and I just stood there waiting for him to come to me. He was basically hugging me when he stopped, because he came so god damn close that I could've charged him for sexual molestation. I told him that it's not nice to cut people on the queue. I don't know what set him off, but he threw a punch at me right after I said that. I dodged and pushed him to the ground. While he was gathering himself off of the pavement he was ready for a second punch, but too bad for him, I was getting ready too. He rushed towards me and threw another punch, which I dodged again, but this time I threw a punch too. BOOM, right in the fucking kisser and he was taking count. Not the ordinary 1, 2 ,3, he was taking count like January, February, March... I noticed that his friends were just around the corner looking at me like I was fucking mad or something. I told them to pick him up and take him somewhere else to recover. I also told them that this is what happens when you cut someone on the line. Then I walked home and opened a bag of candy and watched a good movie with my girl. So [I]facepunch[/I], doesn't it annoy you to hell when someone cuts you on the queue?[/QUOTE] U r tuff gai caus u can beat up kidz lol [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitpost" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

It's good you punched him. Kids like this need to get off their high horse and accept that older people are usually stronger, smarter (as in, been in school longer, know more) etc.. They should know they shouldn't start fights with people who will kick their ass, and as long as you don't do anything drastic, they just won't get it into their thick skulls.

[QUOTE=mokkan;29269615] Block or deflect, then move in. Personally I would probably throw him, catch him as he falls and put him in a hold. I don't mean pick him up and lob him before you comment.[/QUOTE] No need to for the disclaimer, I agree, throwing or pushing, and then grabbing them whilst they're disoriented is quite effective (as you know). [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] And because OP would have the weight advantage, it'd far easier to throw/push.

[QUOTE=Bokito;29269693]It's good you punched him. Kids like this need to get off their high horse and accept that older people are usually stronger, smarter (as in, been in school longer, know more) etc.. They should know they shouldn't start fights with people who will kick their ass, and as long as you don't do anything drastic, they just won't get it into their thick skulls.[/QUOTE] Testosterone. Kinda like roid rage.

Well done, OP. Well done. Street justice once again prevails!

I don't get what everyone's problem is. I'd beat the fuck out of little brat punks all day long, and sleep great. If they start it and keep it going, it's their fault.

[QUOTE=Contag;29269704]No need to for the disclaimer, I agree, throwing or pushing, and then grabbing them whilst they're disoriented is quite effective (as you know). [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] And because OP would have the weight advantage, it'd far easier to throw/push.[/QUOTE] I know some idiot will step in and comment otherwise. I do jiujitsu. Most of our techniques involve us using the enemies momentum against them to send them flying. There's this really cool one where you fall on your back and kick them over you and they go flying a few meters. You don't need a weight advantage or brute strength either.

Looks like some people with sense actually came into the thread

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;29269748]Well done, OP. Well done. Street justice once again prevails![/QUOTE] The op didn't break the law so it's not really street justice. [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MrParalegal;29269795]Looks like some people with sense actually came into the thread[/QUOTE] Xen had sense. He just couldn't swallow his pride and admit he was incorrect

i dont care what anyone thinks kids should know their fucking place and dont fuck with bigger humans

[QUOTE=mokkan;29269809]The op didn't break the law so it's not really street justice. [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Xen had sense. He just couldn't swallow his pride and admit he was incorrect[/QUOTE] Thanks but the same goes to you

Ok well regardless of what other people say I think the kid definitely deserved a good smack in the face.

For a twenty-year-old to have to resort to physical violence to calm down some scrappy little preteen, boasting hardly seems appropriate. You started shit over your place in line, allowed it to escalate into an actual fight, and then punched out a child. You're just as at fault as the kid who came at you was. One of the nice things about being much older, bigger, and more experienced with the world, is that you don't have a whole hell of a lot to fear from an unarmed fourteen-year-old boy. So I say, "Self-defense, my ass." Only way I'm gonna cold-cock a child is if he's coming at me with a fuckin' knife, or if I'm with my girlfriend and three of them surround us and start hooting at her, and my training kicks in, causing me to kill them. Obviously I would be arrested, but, after ten years in prison, I'd have the opportunity to redeem myself after a short riot on a prison transport plane causes the aircraft I'm on to be hijacked. In the end I'd save the day and reunite with my wife and child. I [i]hate[/i] hooting.

You could've not punched him, but well this'll still teach the kid a lesson...

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;29270031]For a twenty-year-old to have to resort to physical violence to calm down some scrappy little preteen, boasting hardly seems appropriate. You started shit over your place in line, allowed it to escalate into an actual fight, and then punched out a child. You're just as at fault as the kid who came at you was. One of the nice things about being much older, bigger, and more experienced with the world, is that you don't have a whole hell of a lot to fear from an unarmed fourteen-year-old boy. So I say, "Self-defense, my ass." Only way I'm gonna cold-cock a child is if he's coming at me with a fuckin' knife, or if I'm with my girlfriend and three of them surround us and start hooting at her, and my training kicks in, causing me to kill them, which obviously leads to me being arrested, and, after ten years in prison, I'm put on a convict transportation plane which gets taken over by the prisoners after a short riot, and it's all up to me to save the day. I [i]hate[/i] hooting.[/QUOTE] I more I read your posts the more I respect you. Your title is well earned.

[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;29269968]Thanks but the same goes to you[/QUOTE] my point exactly :wink: [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Big Dumb American;29270031]For a twenty-year-old to have to resort to physical violence to calm down some scrappy little preteen, boasting hardly seems appropriate. You started shit over your place in line, allowed it to escalate into an actual fight, and then punched out a child. You're just as at fault as the kid who came at you was. One of the nice things about being much older, bigger, and more experienced with the world, is that you don't have a whole hell of a lot to fear from an unarmed fourteen-year-old boy. So I say, "Self-defense, my ass." Only way I'm gonna cold-cock a child is if he's coming at me with a fuckin' knife, or if I'm with my girlfriend and three of them surround us and start hooting at her, and my training kicks in, causing me to kill them. Obviously I would be arrested, but, after ten years in prison, I'd have the opportunity to redeem myself after a short riot on a prison transport plane causes the aircraft I'm on to be hijacked. In the end I'd save the day and reunite with my wife and child. I [i]hate[/i] hooting.[/QUOTE] Can I be your kicking rad but slightly chubby sidekick who ends up dying in a really cliche but ironic way?

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29264504] So [I]facepunch[/I], doesn't it annoy you to hell when someone cuts you on the queue?[/QUOTE] no

[QUOTE=Contag;29264578] He's a protip: .[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, I was unaware.

[QUOTE=Woutsie;29270347]no[/QUOTE] :worship:

[QUOTE=mokkan;29269615]If you read the thread, the kid was right on him. As opposed to dancing at the edge of his reach.[/QUOTE] Yes, I read the thread. In beautiful detail, he described their passionate embrace and the longing gaze they shared in the moments before anal penetration. But according to you, if he threw punches at all he deserved to get punched, and I was making fun of you for saying something so pseudo-technical as "at that range," as if it would make a difference to your interpretation of the situation at all. Also I love how you're applying your super-pro [i]unarmed combat technique[/i] commentary as if this were an MMA match and not a one second street fight between two unexperienced idiots who turn to physical violence when things don't go the way they planned. IMO, you're the one who sounds like they've never been in a fight. Couch MMA fighters are real tough.

Also: [QUOTE=Hullu V3;29264504]Sun was shining, snow was melting and it was warm as hell, like 15 degrees celcius or something.[/QUOTE] Wait, what?

Shit like this happens here all the time, only with younger kids; around 9-12. I'm 16, around their age, so I don't care if I have to shove or punch them to get their ugly little mouths shut.

I hope that kid has now become a better person because of that punch

I bet he learned his "fighting techniques" from Call of Duty. Or Halo.

[QUOTE=Ultra Violence;29268849]Also what the fuck is this? I've [i]offered[/i] to let people go in front of me before, especially if they only have a few items (in this case, ONE) and I have a lot. The same has happened to me in return. I see that courtesy is not a common trait where you come from. [/QUOTE] Uh, do you even realize that they are very different situations? If someone kindly asks "Hey could I go before you, I only have a few things and I have to hurry a bit", it'd be "Of course, no problem" what you guys do not seem to understand that OP's angry reaction is triggered by the asshole response of the person in front of him. You guys seem to find it strange to act angry when someone makes a dick response.

[QUOTE=SwedishSpy;29264693]Haven't seen someone cut in line in stores in Helsingborg yet and I don't think OP and me can be very good friends. I have the tendency to cut in line when getting on the city bus but no one minds it and therefore, I keep doing it.[/QUOTE] surely doing it when getting on the bus doesn't matter anyway, because the bus won't leave until everyone who's in the queue is on it [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] now in a shop it's serious business

[QUOTE=BrQ;29270672]Uh, do you even realize that they are very different situations? If someone kindly asks "Hey could I go before you, I only have a few things and I have to hurry a bit", it'd be "Of course, no problem" what you guys do not seem to understand that OP's angry reaction is triggered by the asshole response of the person in front of him. You guys seem to find it strange to act angry when someone makes a dick response.[/QUOTE] Wow, so like I've went over this about a hundred times, how fucking thick is your skull? Yes I realize he got angry because the kid was defiant towards him and didn't give the OP the respect he CLEARLY deserves. (lol) And then he decided to fight him and feel awesome about it, and that is what makes him an idiot. SUMMARY OVER

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