How some punk cut me on the grocery queue and got to pay for it. - General

[QUOTE=Ultra Violence;29270719]Wow, so like I've went over this about a hundred times, how fucking thick is your skull? Yes I realize he got angry because the kid was defiant towards him and didn't give the OP the respect he CLEARLY deserves. (lol) And then he decided to fight him and feel awesome about it, and that is what makes him an idiot. SUMMARY OVER[/QUOTE] uh no, what happened was that the kid started the fight. OP merely acted like a normal human being by punching him [i]back[/i]. Only part I agree on is that the thread was pretty dumb. But getting angry about something like this isn't strange in the slightest and punching someone when they punch you is also justified.

Waaiwaiwaiwaiwait. This was in Finland? Suddenly the moronic 14-year-olds and buying energy drinks makes a whole lot more sense.

[QUOTE=Treybuchet;29270966][img_thumb]http://furiouscinema.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/the_big_lebowski.jpg[/img_thumb] Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens, Larry. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS[/QUOTE] First thing that came to my head when I read the thread... :buddy:

everyone is dumb i thought it was a fact of life

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29264504]I also told them that this is what happens when you cut someone on the line. [/QUOTE] I don't know why, but this reminds me of this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o39ZuGNaGVg[/media]

[QUOTE=Treybuchet;29270966][img_thumb]http://furiouscinema.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/the_big_lebowski.jpg[/img_thumb] Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens, Larry. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS[/QUOTE] Too bad OP wasn't in texas, or he could have blown the kid away. [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=esalaka;29270998]Waaiwaiwaiwaiwait. This was in Finland? Suddenly the moronic 14-year-olds and buying energy drinks makes a whole lot more sense.[/QUOTE] My vision of Finaldn is this ideal place of nice snow, and happy people/ Please don;'t tell me my vision is wrong?!?

Hey bro, I need your help. There's a seven year old who bumped into me at Wal-Mart without apologizing.

[QUOTE=Contag;29264578]OP is a dick. He's 19 years old and beats up 14 year old's. He's a protip: You can disarm and restrain someone without punching them. Obviously you think you're top shit though, so I hope that posting about beating up stupid and poor (economically) kids helps you with whatever childhood trauma you have.[/QUOTE] To be fair, being from Finland kinda gives you a right to just shout incoherent things and punch people... Here is a video to demonstrate the kind of people we are: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xuv9RVss_Y[/media] Its a Finnish guy swearing while he tries to farm in some of the shittiest terrain (at least for farming). If we want something done, we do it. In this case he wanted to stop the fight and he did it!

dude this fetus is really jinglin on my nerves mind takin care of him for me? hes tough but i know that u can handle him, i hear that ur the go-to guy for beating children you dont know

I can't dodge for shit :sigh:

This is fucking hilarious - in a negative way for you

I wish i was like you.

[QUOTE=BrQ;29270973]uh no, what happened was that the kid started the fight. OP merely acted like a normal human being by punching him [i]back[/i]. Only part I agree on is that the thread was pretty dumb. But getting angry about something like this isn't strange in the slightest and punching someone when they punch you is also justified.[/QUOTE] Ok. This is the last time I'll repeat myself, because I'm fucking sick of it and you should've understood 3 pages back. It is FINE that he got angry It is NOT FINE that he started a fight Yes, the kid threw the first punch according to OP (though really we have no way of knowing) But he was the one that made it an issue to begin with, thus starting the confrontation Jesus christ how fucking retarded are you, I've said this 10 times.

This is why this cunt made this topic. Facepunch Studios was created 25 years ago by Garry Newman, a British cunt who realized that he could amass a horde of lonely dickfucks at the expense of an overrated Half-Life 2 mod. The site wishes to be like Something Awful and prides itself on being more "cultured" and "mature" than most internet forums (even though every single Internet forum ever has a "No flaming, racism, anything" rule), but this is largely ignored due to the fact that 99% of the forum's posts are shit nobody cares about. Rules 1 and 2 are broken in almost every thread as half of the members claim to be /b/tards, but are more often than not newfags who washed ashore after the last tidal wave of fail. It is also notable that they pretend to dislike memes, yet more often than not they are just lowly newfags that got banned from 4chan after showing their faggotry. Origins and Facepunch trying to be hilarious Facepunch is the primary community for Garry's Mod users. Although the forum was originally intended solely for Garry's mod, it now has many other sections that now attract whiny 12-year-olds, furries, political correctness faggots, console fanbois, and regular all-around faggots. As the second half of the previous paragraph clearly illustrates, Facepunchers are terrible at being funny, and have a harmful superiority complex that causes them to dwell in their own cesspool of faggotry and wanting to be something they will never be accepted as to anyone else other than their mindless peers. Beware, as they edit this article. AND WILL FUCK IT UP. What you'll usually notice on Facepunch A bunch of fucking losers, basically. Facepunch forum users are primarily known for being liberal fags, disliking people that hate gays (half of the members are giant black person fags), having no sense of humor at all, worshiping some unfunny fag 'Garry' and quite literally spending their entire day on the forums. They love getting ratings with the forum's unique "rating" system, although they have yet to realize that these 16x16 pixel icons next to their name don't actually increase the size of their penises irl. Such faggots are known to Facepunchers as "rating whores." Facepunch users are stuck up britfag hipsters who hate everything you do and believe that because they are a member of facepunch that their IQ is immediately multiplied by 10. They're the worst namefags you could ever meet and want to be "the guy that everyone on the forum knows". They hate 4chan because they see themselves as being above humor.

So you should just let kids that are 5 years older cut you in the line, them being all smug about it, without asking? They should learn some proper social behaviour. If the kid hadn't done that, there wouldv'e been no need for anything. But he did.

[QUOTE=Bokito;29271788]So you should just let kids that are 5 years older cut you in the line, them being all smug about it, without asking? They should learn some proper social behaviour. If the kid hadn't done that, there wouldv'e been no need for anything. But he did.[/QUOTE] It is pathetic that people see this as justification for violent behavior. This whole thread can fuck off.

Seeing as I didn't really elaborate why this was fake, I thought I would do it. Shit like this doesn't happen in real life and you can tell it's fake. [QUOTE=Hullu V3;29264504]So I was getting some late night snack from the grocery store with my girl and it was a beautiful evening. Sun was shining, snow was melting and it was warm as hell, like 15 degrees celcius or something. I got to the store and got me some candy and other small things to eat while watching telly or while playing video games. Once I got to payment queue all hell broke loose. There was this prolly 14-year old kid who was shopping for some energy drink (jesus christ what a surprise). The energy drink shelf was just beside the cashier and he came between me and the person in front of me to get the drink. Didn't see anything wrong with that, but after he had picked what he wanted he just rudely cut me off and started to stand there like he owned the fucking store! Well, not on my watch! I tapped him on the shoulder and said "You're supposed to get to the end of the line." [highlight] (tough guy shit) [/highlight] his response was just to shrug his shoulders and "Oh yeah?". That made my veins on my forehead to pop out like mad and I told him "Do I have to beat that moustache off of your face to the next galaxy or will you go to the back of the line?!" [highlight] (who the hell says stuff like this? this is the kind of shit people say in movies. why would it escalate from "get to the back of the line" to "i'm going to beat you up" straight away?) [/highlight], he looked at me with death in his eyes and said "You wanna take this outside!?". I was struggling not to laugh, because it seems that these little kids have somekinda death wish, because they always start fights with someone who will make them cry. [highlight] (what happens next? he doesn't give the specifics) [/highlight] I don't like to beat up little kids, trust me, I don't. Some of you might remember the thread I made about how I confiscated some cigarettes from a group of 12 - 13 year olds and pushed one of them around as self defence. No, this isn't something I do for a hobby, it's just something that happens. I didn't want to beat up the kid so I sucked it up and paid for my groceries [highlight](again, what did the other guy do? when people describe situations that escalated into violence, they always make sure to give the exact specifics of what the harmer says)[/highlight]. While I was doing that I noticed that the fucker who cut me on the line was looking at me outside. I knew what was gonne happen and I though 'Oh boy'. When I exited the store his mouth just wouldn't shut up. "You had a problem with me, you little shit?", he shouted and started to walk towards me. I told my girl to run along and I just stood there waiting for him to come to me. He was basically hugging me when he stopped, because he came so god damn close that I could've charged him for sexual molestation. [highlight] (so this supposed angry person just stood in front of him waiting for his reply? this is blatant story telling.)[/highlight] I told him that it's not nice to cut people on the queue [highlight](so now he decides to be polite? rather than threaten him with violence, as he did before?)[/highlight] . I don't know what set him off, but he threw a punch at me right after I said that [highlight](again, this kind of stuff doesn't happen. if someone is going to punch a dude, they don't wait for them to deliver their line like they do in the movies[/highlight] . I dodged [highlight](ok, so the guy was close enough to the OP to charge him with "sexual molestation", so the OP probably wouldn't have seen it coming. even if he did, it's practically impossible to dodge a punch)[/highlight] and pushed him to the ground. While he was gathering himself off of the pavement he was ready for a second punch, but too bad for him, I was getting ready too. He rushed towards me and threw another punch, which I dodged again [highlight](dodging punches again)[/highlight], but this time I threw a punch too. BOOM, right in the fucking kisser and he was taking count. Not the ordinary 1, 2 ,3, he was taking count like January, February, March...[highlight] (what does this even mean? he repeatedly punches him? that isn't self defence, that's assault.) [/highlight] I noticed that his friends were just around the corner looking at me like I was fucking mad or something. I told them to pick him up and take him somewhere else to recover. I also told them that this is what happens when you cut someone on the line [highlight](more movie one-liners)[/highlight]. Then I walked home and opened a bag of candy and watched a good movie with my girl. So [I]facepunch[/I], doesn't it annoy you to hell when someone cuts you on the queue?[/QUOTE] It's bollocks. If you picture it in your head, it plays like a scene out of some action movie.

thats why u dont mess with... the CHILDBEATER

[QUOTE=Hezzy;29271879]Seeing as I didn't really elaborate why this was fake, I thought I would do it. Shit like this doesn't happen in real life and you can tell it's fake. It's bollocks. If you picture it in your head, it plays like a scene out of some action movie.[/QUOTE] Dream crusher :saddowns:

[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;29271924]thats why u dont mess with... the CHILDBEATER[/QUOTE] He's hardcore man He'll knock your mustache off and steal your cigarettes DON'T FUCK WITH HIM

Whenever kids want to hit me, I just let them do it, then I laugh at their faces, or if they know what they are doing (Protip: [B]THEY DON'T[/B]), a lil' bit of jiu-jitsu is enough to stop em' without much harm. It's twice as humiliating beating up children than getting beat by one, trust me. [QUOTE=Hezzy;29271879]Seeing as I didn't really elaborate why this was fake, I thought I would do it. Shit like this doesn't happen in real life and you can tell it's fake. It's bollocks. If you picture it in your head, it plays like a scene out of some action movie.[/QUOTE] And this is why you should be mod again, just sayin'.

[QUOTE=Hezzy;29271879]Seeing as I didn't really elaborate why this was fake, I thought I would do it. Shit like this doesn't happen in real life and you can tell it's fake. It's bollocks. If you picture it in your head, it plays like a scene out of some action movie.[/QUOTE] FYI this is coming from my years of experience as a Special Constable. I've probably seen and been involved in more fights than 3/4 of Facepunch put together. I say that because FP is full of nerds who don't get into fights.

"ill knock ur mustache to the next galaxy" if your using 1-liners like that youd probably die from breathin too hard

[QUOTE=Hezzy;29271879]Seeing as I didn't really elaborate why this was fake, I thought I would do it. Shit like this doesn't happen in real life and you can tell it's fake. It's bollocks. If you picture it in your head, it plays like a scene out of some action movie.[/QUOTE] i argree with you hezzy

[QUOTE=Hezzy;29271985]FYI this is coming from my years of experience as a Special Constable. I've probably seen and been involved in more fights than 3/4 of Facepunch put together. I say that because FP is full of nerds who don't get into fights.[/QUOTE] Since when is it considered a good thing to get into fights?

Once I got to payment queue all hell broke loose. SOMEONE CUT ME IN LINE

Only fight he couldn't win was the one with Garry.

[QUOTE=Noble;29272081]Since when is it considered a good thing to get into fights?[/QUOTE] Do you know what a Special Constable is?

[QUOTE=Noble;29272081]Since when is it considered a good thing to get into fights?[/QUOTE] That's what I've been saying this whole thread. But apparently half the users on this forum think it's admirable to knock off someone's mustache for cutting in line. The mustache line and the passionately charged sexual embrace line get me every time.

[QUOTE=Hezzy;29272155]Do you know what a Special Constable is?[/QUOTE] Enlight his life with your knowledge, Mr. Hezzy.