How some punk cut me on the grocery queue and got to pay for it. - General

[QUOTE=Hezzy;29272155]Do you know what a Special Constable is?[/QUOTE] I was referring to this [quote]I say that because FP is full of nerds who don't get into fights.[/quote] It sounds pretty condescending to me, just asking what your reasoning behind that is.

[QUOTE=Noble;29272186]I was referring to this It sounds pretty condescending to me, just asking what your reasoning behind that is.[/QUOTE] Oh no, I wasn't meaning to be condescending. Just saying that they're mostly all quite quiet and sensible individuals who wouldn't ever get into a fight. A nerd, if you will!

[QUOTE=Hezzy;29272155]Do you know what a Special Constable is?[/QUOTE] Find me a video of one beating the shit out of a cutter, preferably the elementary school variety. Not to prove a point, but for entertainment purposes. Also to show OP how it's [i]really[/i] done. Bonus points if it's you doing the good deed and getting these criminals on the street and out of my grocery store.

[QUOTE=Hezzy;29271879]Seeing as I didn't really elaborate why this was fake, I thought I would do it. Shit like this doesn't happen in real life and you can tell it's fake. It's bollocks. If you picture it in your head, it plays like a scene out of some action movie.[/QUOTE] that actually makes a lot of sense.

[QUOTE=Hezzy;29272207]Oh no, I wasn't meaning to be condescending. Just saying that they're mostly all quite quiet and sensible individuals who wouldn't ever get into a fight. A nerd, if you will![/QUOTE] I know whenever I'm being quiet and sensible the first thing I think of is my nerdiness.

I thought this thread would be about a kid paying for someone else's groceries. I was not disappointed with the result.

[QUOTE=Hezzy;29271879]Seeing as I didn't really elaborate why this was fake, I thought I would do it. Shit like this doesn't happen in real life and you can tell it's fake. It's bollocks. If you picture it in your head, it plays like a scene out of some action movie.[/QUOTE] Although I do believe this was quite the verbal smackdown.

I thought it was about a kid who brought a knife in a queue and cut the OP with it.

[QUOTE=Megafanx13;29272355]I know whenever I'm being quiet and sensible the first thing I think of is my nerdiness.[/QUOTE] The two are inherently linked. He's a constable, he would know.

you know you're pathetic when you make stories like this up. what is it with all these attention seeking threads lately?

[QUOTE=deggie;29272402]you know you're pathetic when you make stories like this up. what is it with all these attention seeking threads lately?[/QUOTE] Look at the replies before this page. "good job OP" "he deserved it" "you're my hero OP" And a discussion of proper fighting technique by those that have memorized UFC commentary, cleverly disguised as "experience, bro."

even if it is true, why even make a thread about it? me and my two brothers almost got into a fight 2 days ago but they were sissies (I'm cool now am I not) and I didn't make a thread, I didn't even tell anyone because it's pathetic in my opinion. point is, no one cares.

[QUOTE=Ultra Violence;29272383]The two are inherently linked. He's a constable, he would know.[/QUOTE] And a special constable at that!

You have made me proud OP. Little shits thinking they run everything, that's the kind of mindset that gets you stabbed. But no. You are a true man. You instead stopped him with just enough force required and sure gave his head a spin. I commend you good sir.

[QUOTE=Ultra Violence;29272450]Look at the replies before this page. "good job OP" "he deserved it" "you're my hero OP" And a discussion of proper fighting technique by those that have memorized UFC commentary, cleverly disguised as "experience, bro."[/QUOTE] that's probably because they wanted to be in the situation with the same result wishful thinking basicly

[QUOTE=EastBayWilly;29272463]You have made me proud OP. Little shits thinking they run everything, that's the kind of mindset that gets you stabbed. But no. You are a true man. You instead stopped him with just enough force required and sure gave his head a spin. I commend you good sir.[/QUOTE] ^ An example of my point right here. Thanks, guy. You illustrated it perfectly. lol @ a true man beating up a 14-year-old Did none of you have fathers?

you should have blasted him with piss.

Oh come on rate me dumb? Why must everybody take me seriously? How old was the OP anyways. 2 years older isn't a big deal. But if OP is a 30 year old fat guy then we're talkin' sad shit here. If it was me, it'd be a crime. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Ultra Violence;29272490]^ An example of my point right here. Thanks, guy. You illustrated it perfectly. lol @ a true man beating up a 14-year-old Did none of you have fathers?[/QUOTE] I have a father. Never hit me though. Guess he couldn't bring himself up to it even if I was being a little shit. His punishments were taking away things I really enjoyed.

[QUOTE=EastBayWilly;29272550]But if OP is a 30 year old fat guy then we're talkin' sad shit here. If it was me, it'd be a crime.[/QUOTE] The pinnacle of maturity right here folks.

[QUOTE=mmm cake;29272536]you should have blasted him with piss.[/QUOTE] Your first post and it is a stupid one. Congrats.

Hullu layin' down the law

Stop arguing guys before I slap your moustaches to another galaxy!

[QUOTE=Frankie;29272697]Stop arguing guys before I slap your moustaches to another galaxy![/QUOTE] WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE? /c

[QUOTE=Megafanx13;29272600]The pinnacle of maturity right here folks.[/QUOTE] I don't understand. What are you trying to imply? If OP was a 30 year old (maybe not fat) then it would indeed be very sad. And since I am older than 18 it would be a crime if it were me.

I know parents that would punish their child after they would get beaten up for this reason. Good job OP. You're a helping hand to society.

[QUOTE=sami-elite;29272839]I know parents that would punish their child after they would get beaten up for this reason. Good job OP. You're a helping hand to society.[/QUOTE] Wait so if my son got beat up by a 19 year old over something as small as cutting in line to get a drink, i should beat my kid right? Why if I was that kid and a some creepy 19 theaten to fight me i'll kick his wigga's ass. I just saw a post saying not to fuck with bigger humans...so we must be afraid of bullies and older assholes [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] Damn horrible grammar posting this on psp [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] When i was 14 i would never let no asshole 19 year old threaten me to do shit [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] When i was 12, a group of 17 year old bullies ruined my life, they beat me up and threaten me, one day they stored my bus pass and my brave friend, who was weak as fuck...he punch one of the jocks in the nose, then he got his self nearly knocked out, i've tried to help but one of them hold me down by the end my friend was a bloody mess but suddenly a bunch of 8 graders joined in and helped. they fled, but for some reason i chased one of them about a quater of a mile away i cuaght up with him... [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] It was in alley where i tried to tackle him but he was too strong he then punch me in the chest knocking the wind out of me. But in that momment i learned i would no longer be threatened...i then tried to kick him and miss him and hit his leg where he fell on broken glass and i got on top of him and punch his face repeatly then i left while he was crying in a fidel position...

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3 years ago my friend was willing to take a beating for his independence and the school just fuckin watch, tomorrow there will be no sortage of my rights...no sortage of freedom. I will never be bullied nor threaten again.

I thought at first OP got the kid to pay for his groceries :v:

Did you watch 'Never back down' one hour earlier? I bet you did.