How some punk cut me on the grocery queue and got to pay for it. - General

Ughh I hate kids these days

You gonna go to jail.

[QUOTE=stupidass;29276142]I'm 16 and one time something like this happened to me extremely similar. Except the dude stole from my Cart while I was in line. (It was the only Cereal box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Left) I don't think he expected me to notice, but I noticed and simply told him to give it back. He started throwing a fit so I let him keep the Cereal. I told him to wait outside for me. He went outside and a van pulled up and like 3 other Black 19 year olds got out. I casually walked past them with them all yelling 'YOU WANNA GO MOTHER FUCKER?' and walked straight to my truck. Needless to say, my truck has a Mossberg 500 mounted in the Rear Window. I just acted like I was going to grab it and they hauled ass.[/QUOTE] this deserves much more praise I think

OP is hero

[QUOTE=mr apple;29264664]Why does he constantly get rated winner, the only threads he makes is when he gloats about beating little kids thinking he's self riteous.[/QUOTE] Well you're not really gonna make a thread saying "Oh hi guys today was boring"

[QUOTE=RoFLWaFFLEZZ;29264604]The kid was 14. Regardless of him starting shit, you don't need to punch him. [b]There are plenty of other ways to deal with someone half of your size.[/b][/QUOTE] Sounds gay

[QUOTE=acds;29264674]Though while OP had all the rights to punch the kid, he had many way better options (restraining and forcing to apologize is a good example).[/QUOTE] If you had the opportunity to punch one of these little shits, would you?

[QUOTE=Nightsure;29279080]If you had the opportunity to punch one of these little shits, would you?[/QUOTE] I wouldn't, especially if those kids were five years younger than me. I wouldn't take them seriously.

And what actually happened IRL -Punk cut in line -You sat there and took it -Girlfriend was disappointed -You came home and made up an elaborate story to try and restore your pride

OP deserves a free title. [h2]The Child Punisher[/h2]

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;29279530]OP deserves a free title. [h2]The Child Punisher[/h2][/QUOTE] This, my friend, is one of the only smartness present in this topic.

[QUOTE=RoFLWaFFLEZZ;29264604]The kid was 14. Regardless of him starting shit, you don't need to punch him. There are plenty of other ways to deal with someone half of your size.[/QUOTE] Yes, like throwing him into the nearest dumpster.

I was hoping for a story where you tricked the little punk into paying for your groceries.

As horrible as it sounds, sometimes there's really no way to avoid it. Sometimes they deserve it, too.

'' I also told them that this is what happens when you cut someone on the line.'' I am sorry but that sounds badass..

You certainly are a manly man. I bet that was very impressive to your lady.

hahahha if you said you were going to beat me into the next galaxy i think id laugh so hard that i wouldnt be able to stand up [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] if anyone said that to me id be in fits

who the fuck calls their girlfriend "their girl"

[QUOTE=SomTervo;29282195]who the fuck calls their girlfriend "their girl"[/QUOTE] People who own their girls.

this thread is still going lmao

op is lying to get attention on the internet

[QUOTE=SomTervo;29282195]who the fuck calls their girlfriend "their girl"[/QUOTE] Dumb ass sexists

[QUOTE=RoFLWaFFLEZZ;29264604]The kid was 14. Regardless of him starting shit, you don't need to punch him. There are plenty of other ways to deal with someone half of your size.[/QUOTE] Your way will result in him pulling the same crap he did that day again.

yeah like punching him did anything now he told his friends "some fucking tosser cramped my style what a creepy fuckhead"

...and our hero, having saved the day, flew off into the sun set, where he would get his well deserved rest.

I misread the title as the kid actually cut you with a knife or something.

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;29279530]OP deserves a free title. [h2]The Child Punisher[/h2][/QUOTE] " Or how bout we just go SA style and give him a big red title that says "ASK ME ABOUT BEATING UP CHILDREN"

u didnt have to beat Me up so hard bro i had to go to hospital for a while now and my nose is borked i hav to get like 90 stitches but then i get ice cream so its coo

I find it hard to believe someone on Facepunch did this.

[QUOTE=mookman22;29282972]I find it hard to believe someone on Facepunch did this.[/QUOTE] Most people here would of given the kid their money in order to not get beaten up. And be at the store alone.