How some punk cut me on the grocery queue and got to pay for it. - General

Why does everyone believe these BS stories? First the guy with the retard brother scamming people, then the guy with the dog and the doorbell ditchers,and now this. It's getting pretty pathetic now. oh and that guy in H&S who pretended to have the dad who constantly grounded him over computer stuff

[QUOTE=mookman22;29282972]I find it hard to believe someone on Facepunch did this.[/QUOTE] Yeah, why would a person on a website called Facepunch ever punch someone in the face? ...this is ironic

The veins in my eyebrows are bulging so hard right now.

good job OP you punched a 14 year old and told all your friends as if it was some kind of achievement i hope you're very proud of yourself

Facepunch's reading comprehension is pathetic. (I side with the op)

So someone cuts the OP in line. He gets mad over 1 little thing and punches him to act cool for his GF. Yea OP i don't think doing that will get you any pussy.

Instead of beating them and telling the other kids to take them somewhere to recover, you beat them unconscious, put a collar on them, and keep them as your pets. You screwed up big time, you could've had your own pet.

Who calls their girlfriend "my girl"? Sounds like something a pimp would say.

[QUOTE=amgoz1;29287722]Who calls their girlfriend "my girl"? Sounds like something a pimp would say.[/QUOTE] Yo, home boy, you wanna go?! Seeing how this thread has grown into humongous levels I have to clear some things up: * The situation could've been handled way better than I did, I admit this. * The line was really bad, I admit this too, actually laughed how bad it was when I got home. * This isn't BS/Fake, even though Hezzy's magnificent forensic work made me wonder if this is real? Then I noticed that I had a vagina. Thanks Hezzy, I've finally found my real self. * I don't brag about it in this thread, I just thought to share an interesting story with you people, because you all like an interesting story every now and then. This thread proves it. * If you think that I walk in my neighborhood wearing a t-shirt with "CHILD BEATER" on it, you're wrong. I don't smack kids around for fun. Keep on smackin'

[QUOTE=B!N4RY;29278157]Ughh I hate kids these days[/QUOTE] kids have never changed don't kid yourself

Thumbs up for what you did OP, but making a blow-by-blow account of it afterwards? I don't think you should be calling Miramax just yet.

[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;29290645]Thumbs up for what you did OP, but making a blow-by-blow account of it afterwards? I don't think you should be calling Miramax just yet.[/QUOTE] Just sharing a story.

Should of taken a chainsaw to his neck. Cutting in line! That is fucking outrageous!

youre such a hero thank you for your work superman

Yep, same shit happens here, kids act like they own the place and try to start fights for small fucking things. Something like this almost happen to me with a little shit buying his energy drink thinking hes cool and he asked for money to buy it and I said hell no, he got mad and tried to get in a fight, and I'm 24 and it would be weird to fight a 14 year old. It's like young Russell Crowes walking around.

PUNK ASS BITCHES YOUNGER THAN ME GON' CUT IN LINE FOR A PURPLE DRANK. IM GON' TECH DEM LESSHUN AND POST IT ON FACEPUNCH SO I CAN LAUGH AT YOU AND MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE A BODYBUILDER SINCE WE ARE ALL GIRLS THAT FLAIL HANDS TO FIGHT

Hullu you are my hero someone make this man a superhero poster so i can hang it on my wall [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] [IMG]http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad93/tehsoviet/Untitled.png[/IMG] [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] dont even criticize i swear to god

looks like my poop

[QUOTE=Teh Soviet;29291403]Hullu you are my hero someone make this man a superhero poster so i can hang it on my wall [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] [img_thumb]http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad93/tehsoviet/Untitled.png[/img_thumb] [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] dont even criticize i swear to god[/QUOTE] Printing and hanging on my wall.

Kid got it coming. Good job, OP.

That was awesome. I need to do this more often...

Love your stories, thanks for sharing. As a cyclist I have my own range of stories that have the same general feel.

[quote]So facepunch, doesn't it annoy you to hell when someone cuts you on the queue? [/quote] Hell yeah. Lunch lines at school are the last. It's not even a line. More like groups of friends huddled up. What really boils my blood is when people cut in line "to be with their friends." FUCK YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! Get to the back of the line like everyone else had too.

[QUOTE=credesniper;29292241]Love your stories, thanks for sharing. As a cyclist I have my own range of stories that have the same general feel.[/QUOTE] xD @ "as a cyclist"

[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;29292467]xD @ "as a cyclist"[/QUOTE] Well just saying "As an average guy" is boring. My stories fit a genre/category. It's a bit silly, but hopefully you can make a connection.

For the people who think he is just beating up little kids: 1. The kid cut him off in line 2. He became aggressive towards the OP when talked to 3. He verbally assaulted the OP 4. He wrapped his arms around OP in a molestation-like fashion 5. He tried to punch the OP 6. He tried to punch the OP again So you can see that the kid did a lot more than cut in line. The human reaction to having a punch thrown at them is to punch back. I think the OP did not mean to punch so hard. The OP even let the kid go and recover with his friends. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I think Hullu has about the most winners of anyone on facepunch. I've counted like over 9000.

You sure live up to your name, Hullu.

I once cut someone on the line

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;29293478]I once cut someone on the line[/QUOTE] Yeah, we read the OP.

[QUOTE=credesniper;29292633]Well just saying "As an average guy" is boring. My stories fit a genre/category. It's a bit silly, but hopefully you can make a connection.[/QUOTE] No I get it, I bike everywhere all the time and I've seen my share of idiots while doing it. It's just funny to hear it said like that.