How some punk cut me on the grocery queue and got to pay for it. - General

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29264504] So [I]facepunch[/I], doesn't it annoy you to hell when someone cuts you on the queue?[/QUOTE] You can't cut in a queue! You can only add things to the end! It's First In, Last Out, and adding things to the middle would make it just a list!

What candy were you buying?

You sound like the worlds biggest asshole, get over yourself. wow yeah go you I'm glad you stood up for yourself but to come and boast about it on an internet forum is just fucking sad, especially when you try and make a story about a 14 year old trying to hit you sound like the end of fucking rocky III. Also [QUOTE=Hullu V3;29264504] Some of you might remember the thread I made about how I confiscated some cigarettes from a group of 12 - 13 year olds and pushed one of them around as self defence. [/QUOTE] Are you actually serious? Do you think that's cool? I don't smoke but people have a right to do what the fuck they want to a certain extent and they aren't harming anyone by having cigarettes even if they [i]are[/i] under age. How would you like it if some asshole confiscated your bag of candy. God damnit i actually despise people like you. Who do you think you are? Batman? You hit a 14 year old you didn't take on a fucking army of pikeys you should be fucking ashamed.

i wish a 14 yr old would start a fight with me...

I still can't believe you're all hailing him as some sort of hero my god he beat up a kid and posted it here to fuel his undeserved ego For the second time even [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Nothing awesome about beating up a fucking freshman

Kind of unrelated story but I'll post here because it's kind of relevant When I talk, I swing my hands a lot. Sounds weird, I know, but you probably know what I'm talking about when I say "talk with your hands"... Anyway, I was at a local festival with my girlfriend, and we were wandering around talking about random stuff. I got into a story about something (can't remember what) and so I started to move my hands around. Well, at the most ill-opportune time, a little girl, couldn't have been older than 10 years old, walked right in front of me as I swung my arm in a back hand motion. I nailed the girl in the face. I instantly pulled my hand away in shock. I tried to apologize to her, but she ran away too quickly. She didn't start crying or anything, she just took the hit and walked over to her dad. I personally walked over and apologized to her, which was hard with her 6'-3" dad standing right there, pissed off that I just slapped his daughter up-side the face... He was pretty built, too. I tried my hardest to explain to him that it was an accident, and he eventually calmed down. I gave her 5 bucks and we left on our way. I was fucking scared, man. I was sure he was going to punch me out.

I wish anybody started a fight with me. I watched fight club recently and i have this terrible urge.

[QUOTE=Callius;29264521]And how old are you because beating up 14 years isn't exactly something to be proud of.[/QUOTE] On the contrary it's hilarious. Just a quick note; I do not support or condone child abuse or kiddie-punching and hold it to mind that it's only something to be done in potentially life-threatening situations.

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29264504] I don't like to beat up little kids, trust me, I don't. Some of you might remember the thread I made about how I confiscated some cigarettes from a group of 12 - 13 year olds and pushed one of them around as self defence. No, this isn't something I do for a hobby, it's just something that happens. [/QUOTE] You're a fucking hero.

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29264504] I don't like to beat up little kids, trust me, I don't. Some of you might remember the thread I made about how I confiscated some cigarettes from a group of 12 - 13 year olds and pushed one of them around as self defence. No, this isn't something I do for a hobby, it's just something that happens. [/QUOTE] FYI not even cops have rights to confiscate cigarettes from minors

[QUOTE=Ollih;29297387]FYI not even cops have rights to confiscate cigarettes from minors[/QUOTE] Yes they can. They can confiscate alcohol from minors so why would cigarettes be any different?

[QUOTE=Teh Soviet;29291403]Hullu you are my hero someone make this man a superhero poster so i can hang it on my wall [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] [img_thumb]http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad93/tehsoviet/Untitled.png[/img_thumb] [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] dont even criticize i swear to god[/QUOTE] What's wrong with that 14 y/o kid's leg--- OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THAT ISN'T A LEG???!?!

OP, if you have normal to good pain threshold, the best taunt in that situation would be to put your face right in front of him and let him hit you. Then just say "My turn" and ready a punch :v:

Fucking hate queue cutters

Little shit asked for it and he got it. Good job, OP.

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29297524]Yes they can. They can confiscate alcohol from minors so why would cigarettes be any different?[/QUOTE] Different law

LAWL UR SUCH A HERO. beating up little kids, yeah! that'll show them!

Wow aren't you all so high and mighty. I can almost guarantee that if some kid started throwing punches at you, you'd hit back. Op didn't take it any farther than he should of and isn't at fault.

[QUOTE=SteelReal;29299025]Wow aren't you all so high and mighty. I can almost guarantee that if some kid started throwing punches at you, you'd hit back. Op didn't take it any farther than he should of and isn't at fault.[/QUOTE] He did provoke the kid by threatening him

sign my tits! :allears:

Fucking snobby little shits kids are these days. [editline]20th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Contag;29264621]And? If a dog tries to bite you, you don't kick it in the guts. Should have restrained this little shit and forced him to apologize to you, your girlfriend, and the store owner. Humiliating someone in front of their friends is far more effective then punching a 14 year old in the face.[/QUOTE] i would kick a dog in the face if it tried to bite me, and punching him probably made him realize he's not a hardass like he obviously thought he was, maybe he will be a nicer person and not a little shithead.

I hate kids.

This belongs with the Justin... CUNT! thread as one of the best threads to ever grace this forum.

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29264538]19. It was self defence, nothing more. If I were to choose, I wouldn't have fought at all. [/QUOTE] You sound pretty smug and self-satisfied for someone who didn't want to fight

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29264504] ...right in the fucking kisser and he was taking count. Not the ordinary 1, 2 ,3, he was taking count like January, February, March... [/QUOTE] The most incredibly badass line I've ever read in my life.

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29265356]I admit that the situation could've been handled more professionally, but what's done is done.[/QUOTE] You're obviously proud of your actions. Stop trying to justify being a hothead and learn to control yourself. Let the kid ahead in line, he apparently had a single drink and would cost you like 30 seconds of your time. OP reminds me of this [NSFW/4chan comic] [URL]http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/097/841/original/1297199080171.png?1297203869[/URL]

[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;29309196]The most incredibly badass line I've ever read in my life.[/QUOTE] you have an extremely loose definition of badass

[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;29309447]You're obviously proud of your actions. Stop trying to justify being a hothead and learn to control yourself. Let the kid ahead in line, he apparently had a single drink and would cost you like 30 seconds of your time. OP reminds me of this [NSFW/4chan comic] [URL]http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/097/841/original/1297199080171.png?1297203869[/URL][/QUOTE] The point isn't that it would have only wasted a short bit of his time, it's that the kid rudely shoved himself ahead of everybody else and didn't wait. Who knows, none of us were there but the OP. A hothead though? Not at all. I would have taught the little shit a lesson too if I were him. I wouldn't be taking it from a 14 year old kid.

OP I fucking love you.

If the OP wanted to beat the kid up, he wouldn't have just punched him and left.