[QUOTE=orcywoo6;24775794]They are the scariest thing ever. Full stop.
I have been terrified of them ever since I had one fall on my head and run down my back...
They never fail to provide me with amusing ways to end them though, hehe.
My hamster killed a spider once. :hehe:[/QUOTE]
I've had a spider on my neck and thought it I was just itchy, I scratched my neck and out came this fucking massive spider and I almost shat myself from just seeing it.
Just as I was typing this, I felt something on my neck and it made me spaz. Thank god it was not anything D=
[img]http://www.maison-de-stuff.net/john/pictures/tokyooctober2006/01-enoshima/CIMG0356.JPG[/img]
[img]http://worldmustbecrazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/theraphosa_blondi_.jpg[/img]
This is actually Australia's worst spider:
[img]http://www.news-relay.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Deadly-Invasion-Of-Australian-OZ-Redback-Spiders-Found-In-A-Container-Shipped-To-Britain.jpg[/img]
Yum:
[img]http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/GirlEatingSpider-763445.jpg[/img]
But redbacks are reeeeeeeeeeally tiny. Funnel webs get on their legs are go "BWAARRGGH"
[QUOTE=Impulse101;24775518]Jesus fucking christ, is that real?[/QUOTE]
yeah thats real
[img]http://www.nerdyshirts.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/S/p/SpiderLARGE.jpg[/img]
Best spider.
Damn, that spider comic I made with the dude with eggs in his ears, can't find it.
Oh why did I click it?!
WHY?!
I once hit a wall with my head because of a descending spider. I looked forward, saw the damn thing right in front of me and jumped back hitting the wall.
Seeing spiders isn't scary. It's when you look at where a spider was- and is longer there- that is scary.
[QUOTE=Coffee;24775952][IMG]http://www.nerdyshirts.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/S/p/SpiderLARGE.jpg[/IMG]
Best spider.[/QUOTE] I forgot, where is this from again? I thought it was some email where the guy was paying somebody with the drawing.
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;24775918]But redbacks are reeeeeeeeeeally tiny. Funnel webs get on their legs are go "BWAARRGGH"[/QUOTE]
i just want to drop a heavy cinderblock on one
UGH I fucking hate spiders. I just moved into a new house and I'm really paranoid I might find a spider in my bed. I've found like 5+ around my house that are a bit bigger then a 1$ coin, which in my books, is fucking creepy.
Whenever I see a web outside I back the fuck away from it, and start inspecting it to try and find the spider. I'll touch the web with a stick to see if I can get the spider to come out. I don't even know why I do this because they scare me half to death but I'm also anxious to see how big the spider is. It's like trying to look away from a car accident but not being able to resist. Sometimes if I'm freaked out enough I'll get the hose and fuck the web up.
I was mowing the grass the other day and I saw a shit ton of web between a poll and the grass, it was like a cocoon of web, and this hairy ass spider in the middle just waiting for bugs. sdmfsndsagfldnsfsa gives me goosebumps thinking about it :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Buggzie;24775710][IMG]http://www.jamaicamyway.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/lots-of-banana-spiders1.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.jamaicamyway.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/single-banana-spider.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Looks like banana spiders. They can bite humans. Lots of them in georgia. Got bit 2 times from them.
[QUOTE=attackyourself!;24775303]That's actually bullshit. I think that it was some person who wrote an article about how people will believe anything they hear or something like that, and they dropped that "fact" in there to see how many people would believe it.[/QUOTE]
But yet again, I've had a friend experiencing, waking up when it happened.
I had a spider run over my foot last night when I was at the comp. I started but I didn't find it as scary as I thought I would.
I need this to battle the spider army
[img]http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1118279_s.gif?0.689018215903264[/img]
[QUOTE=NATO.Caliber;24776278][img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshop4/web.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
OH MY FU*king GOSH!!
My place would be perfect if it wasn't for these guys.
Also:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFuUaCe8eY[/media]
[QUOTE=showtek;24777573]OH MY FU*king GOSH!![/QUOTE]
Lake Tawakoni State Park in Texas. Don't go there, sister.
Soooo itchy from reading this.
Fiesta Spiders aren't as scary.
[img_thumb]http://www.imgjoe.com/x/290fiestacom.gif[/img_thumb]
I hate spiders.
[QUOTE=Paravin;24777952]I hate spiders.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.adamfram.com/blog/uploaded_images/spider_mommy-746187.JPG[/img]
Spiders are awesome, what is wrong with you people.
I seriously cannot understand the fear of spiders, most of them are pretty cute.
Today I had the displeasure of killing a giant spider.
It made my stomach turn because I heard a loud crunch when
I grabbed it with a peice of toilet paper.
[b]EDIT:[/b] [img]http://www.beembee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/spider.jpg[/img]
Yes Madmanmad... This is the definition of cute.
I don't hate spiders (they catch flies and other annoying flying insects), but they scare the shit out of me when I see one in real life. The way they move in quick little bursts, and the way their legs look just give me the creeps. Snakes on the other hand don't frighten me in the slightest....I'd rather have a snake as a pet than a tarantula.
[QUOTE=phantom87;24779328]I don't hate spiders (they catch flies and other annoying flying insects), but they scare the shit out of me when I see one in real life. The way they move in quick little bursts, and the way their legs look just give me the creeps. Snakes on the other hand don't frighten me in the slightest....I'd rather have a snake as a pet than a tarantula.[/QUOTE]
Snakes just sit there looking at you then pounce. I have a spider almost the size of my hand in my bath right now. It just sits there so I don't really care. I've had quite a few spiders the size of my hand around my bathroom recently.
[QUOTE=Achamoth;24775279]Spiders aren't scary, just when they walk on you, also did you know that in your lifetime you will swallow at least one spider in your sleep?[/QUOTE]
No you don't. That's just an urban legend. You'd wake up, gag, cough it out, etc etc
it doesn't happen.
You see spiders alot more in September time because September is the mating season for spiders.
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