I only like spiders that are small enough to be crushed with a finger, I just want to kill the bigger ones with lots of fire.
[QUOTE=attackyourself!;24775394]I just found this on Google.
[img]http://i33.tinypic.com/25tl09e.jpg[/img]
This is fucking mental.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01080/earth-graphics-200_1080291a.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Fosty99;24777967][img]http://www.adamfram.com/blog/uploaded_images/spider_mommy-746187.JPG[/img][/QUOTE]
why
wwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhy
that actually made me shiver
[QUOTE=madmanmad;24779034]I seriously cannot understand the fear of spiders, most of them are pretty cute.[/QUOTE]
Furry.
Had a Black Widow jump out on me a few days ago. Largest one I've ever seen. It was about the size of a quarter. Beautiful, but deadly.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Black_Widow_Spider_07-04-20.jpg/800px-Black_Widow_Spider_07-04-20.jpg[/img]
When I had either my tonsilectomy or my double hernia surgery (can't remember which) I was stuck on the couch in the living room for most of the time. Made a spider buddy who was just outside the giant window:
[IMG]http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss13/CottonTheMoth/Photography%20in%20General/2009_11_04_1798copy.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=attackyourself!;24781811]Furry.[/QUOTE]
:frog:
This thread reminds me of that guy from the anonymous confessional thread that enjoyed having spiders crawling around his crotch :ohdear:
if I ever found a black widow inside my house I'd seriously want to move
[QUOTE=nath2009uk;24779791]Snakes just sit there looking at you then pounce. I have a spider almost the size of my hand in my bath right now. It just sits there so I don't really care. I've had quite a few spiders the size of my hand around my bathroom recently.[/QUOTE]
You have to take a shower sooner or later, then you will care.
Fuck anyone who posted a picture. [I][U][B]Royally.[/B][/U][/I]
Guess i'll have to sleep with Smoky next to me tonight.
[img]http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpg[/img]
What's so bad about spiders OP? They help more than they hinder by eating bugs and all that.
I don't really hate spiders, although I really fucking hate those big mosquito things.
[QUOTE=Comrade General;24782797]Fuck anyone who posted a picture. [I][U][B]Royally.[/B][/U][/I]
Guess i'll have to sleep with Smoky next to me tonight.
[IMG]http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
A flamethrower will do little when you are faced with one of those underwater spiders. Be afraid.
[QUOTE=kirederf7;24775293][img]http://www.myextralife.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/spider-hell.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
those spiders give me the creeps. Uh, gotta crush them with my drag queen boots.
I only like daddy long legs and jumping spiders.
[QUOTE=orcywoo6;24783024]A flamethrower will do little when you are faced with one of those underwater spiders. Be afraid.[/QUOTE]
They're one of the few surface creatures capable of creating a submarine, and they don't even need metal or technology to do it! We're fucked!
[QUOTE=Suttles;24776768][b]Looks like banana spiders. They can bite humans. [/b]Lots of them in georgia. Got bit 2 times from them.[/QUOTE]
what a strange statement. If it has teeth/fangs, it can bite humans. How'd you manage to get bit by one of them anyways?
also I have banana spiders around my house, they're awesome
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;24783382]They're one of the few surface creatures capable of creating a submarine, and they don't even need metal or technology to do it! We're fucked![/QUOTE]
Correct sir, we need some sort of nuclear bunker. Its only a matter of time before they launch the missiles! :gonk:
[QUOTE=postal;24783426]what a strange statement. If it has teeth/fangs, it can bite humans. How'd you manage to get bit by one of them anyways?
also I have banana spiders around my house, they're awesome[/QUOTE]
Largely because a lot of spiders fangs are incapable of biting larger organisms well because their fangs are designed to bite smaller things than themselves (Mainly)
[QUOTE=samwilki;24781030]You see spiders alot more in September time because September is the mating season for spiders.[/QUOTE]
Well shit.
my favorite spider is the daddy long legs or maybe the goliath tarantula or maybe the black widow or something
Fuck everything with more than four legs.
Other than crabs and lobsters.
[QUOTE=NATO.Caliber;24776278][img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshop4/web.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
That is not spider web. It comes from moths..
This is the Ermine Moth
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1nQG0dP8KKSvR2lGMI8EZXARhLDDDTb_N_A8X4ntTf4lDM14&t=1&usg=__0x4IaIbxdnSQG2T9Swte5EabmV4=[/img]
When thousands and thousands of these meet to lay their eggs, they turn stuff into this:
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJoKMzLHirZ-CNc7bsCllEnynx9wyY7zQrM-BmghpN4kNcAVU&t=1&usg=__SOZyoBog1dF0mgJ2UANEOR_5XZk=[/img]
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_f98opUNuVXc/TAlG3ipl_ZI/AAAAAAAAQBI/BgDu2vDtHl8/s1600/Cemetery.jpg[/img]
[img]http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/17/89/178948_25d55f5e.jpg[/img]
Ugh, I... I don't like spiders, they... They move around, and then, then they find you, and they just spider all over you.. :tinfoil:
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Don't fucking spider me! :argh:
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Sorry, spiders gets me on the edge. :ohdear:
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There, I'm in my happy-place again... :downs:
Me and my friends go spider hunting with airsoft guns. We live in south Florida so theres banana spiders and those orb weaving ones or whatever. Anyway, they explode when you shoot them.
It's fucking cool.
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