• Spiders
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[QUOTE=Jarmen123;24781500][img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01080/earth-graphics-200_1080291a.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Holy christ!
[QUOTE=Kill001;24790581]Also: [IMG]http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1121/ragea.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Actually, some young spiders move from place to place by making a single thread of web and holding onto it and letting the wind fly it around. So you just ruined their awesome flight when that happens, do you feel happy now?
So basically, spiders can do horizontal bunjee-jumping? [highlight]Fucking awesome![/highlight]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HahNN.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.whatjamiefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/happy_spider.jpg[/IMG] :buddy:
:3: [editline]04:22PM[/editline] This thread made me less arachnophobic.
i regret opening this thread. Bitches freak me out. We live right in front of a forest and they love the crap out of my house when the cold comes.
[QUOTE=Crapscallion;24802722]i regret opening this thread. Bitches freak me out. We live right in front of a forest and they love the crap out of my house when the cold comes.[/QUOTE] So, you're terrified by spiders, but then you opened a thread called "spiders". Makes sense. Planning a trip into Australia, maybe?
The second this thread loaded, some minute nerve was triggered on my left foot. Spasm of the century.
[QUOTE=attackyourself!;24781811]Furry.[/QUOTE] Oh shit your right, i don't hate spiders so i better jump off a cliff and nose dive into a pit of fire! [img]http://www4.samford.edu/schools/artsci/biology/invert-03f/graphics/Phidippus-regis-eyes.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.mynaturephotos.com/images/Jumping%20spider.JPG[/img] Look at these cute little mother fuckers, this is what i think of when i think of adorable spiders. Spiders are awesome, the way they look and move is just badass. Now if they were the same size as people THEN i could understand the fear.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;24803765][img]http://www4.samford.edu/schools/artsci/biology/invert-03f/graphics/Phidippus-regis-eyes.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] [i]The long-running "convert to communism" GD joke came to an abrupt end, when they realized the spiders already embraced it.[/i] [img]http://www.soviet-power.com/pictures/Furkgb.jpg[/img]
I dont mind spiders I just hate their babys. Theres so many its gross.
Once I was walking back home from my friend's house. It was like 10 at night and our neighborhood has really shitty streetlamps. Car comes down the road so I walk off to the side into someone's yard to avoid it, and pass between a tree and a hedge. Soon as the headlights came over the hill I stopped in my tracks, because it was only then I noticed there was a big fucking orb weaver hanging right in front of my face, about mouth level. Seriously like a quarter inch away. [I]That[/I] was a fun experience. Though I'm really not all too afraid of spiders. Down here in Georgia brown recluses are supposedly really common, but I've yet to see one. Seen plenty of black widows, but you have to really be doing something stupid to get bit by one of those. I generally leave spiders in my house alone, they're among the few kinds of bugs I'll let live in my home. Mainly because they catch and kill the other bugs.
What the hell, like 1 hour after reading this thread I saw some big long legged spider in my house scurrying on the floor. Funny thing is I haven't seen a spider in my home in months.
[QUOTE=XSFOX;24804187]What the hell, like 1 hour after reading this thread I saw some big long legged spider in my house scurrying on the floor. Funny thing is I haven't seen a spider in my home in months.[/QUOTE] They know we're talking about them. [b][i]They know![/i][/b] :ohdear:
I once had a pet spider, kept him in a large ventilated jar. I called him Timmy. I'd drop ants in and he'd fuck 'em up.
[QUOTE=Petrussen;24775764]Aah jesus christ! [editline]11:52AM[/editline] [IMG]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/united-states-enacts-lend-lease-bill-30.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] The only time a kill it with fire flame thrower image post is actually funny. I agree wholeheartedly.
A spider ran out from the towel I was going to stand on when I got out of the shower It died.
[QUOTE=Vinze;24788920]Ugh, I... I don't like spiders, they... They move around, and then, then they find you, [B]and they just spider all over you..[/B] :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] is this some kind of new euphamism [editline]10:41PM[/editline] crap movie, awesome spiders [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1WhVnLahvM[/media]
:smithicide: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWASwBWyUXI[/media] :suicide: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjWhrWkLla4[/media]
[img]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/251/3/e/l4d2___spider_by_isismasshiro-d2yb8qo.jpg[/img]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHY DID I COME IN HERE, EVEN THOUGH I [b]KNEW[/b] THERE WOULD BE SPIDERS GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHH!
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;24775918]But redbacks are reeeeeeeeeeally tiny. Funnel webs get on their legs are go "BWAARRGGH"[/QUOTE] I see redbacks all the time, but I'm still more scared of Funnelwebs. I hate camping in NSW because there's always that tiny irrational fear that there'll be a funnelweb waiting in my tent when I return.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;24808949]is this some kind of new euphamism [editline]10:41PM[/editline] crap movie, awesome spiders [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=C1WhVnLahvM[/URL] [/QUOTE] That movie was the shit, how dare you :colbert:
Spiders honestly terrify me. I'm scrolling this thread very slowly because if an image on a spider pops up thats not a jumping spider, I'm back to the desktop. I spent over an hour yesterday figuring out how to kill this spider in my room with out getting with in 10 feet of it. I ended up bringing my bike inside and running it over.
yeah im a boy but i really hate spiders, if see a spider i act same as that cat D: [img]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-scared-of-spiders.jpg[/img]
Spiders are awesome! They can be cute and badass! I seriously don't get arachnophobia unless they're venomous.
I am terrified of Spiders. TERRIFIED. Some of my family lives in Brazil, and the Province they happen to live in has a spider season. It's very common to see tarantulas roam the streets. Makes cringe when I see them there.. I have this one cousin in Brazil that was singing karaoke songs at a birthday party. So he's on stage and everything having a blast. And this tarantula falls from above lands on his hand thats holding the mic. He flipped out and ended up flinging the bugger into the air. It's pretty funny when it's not happening to you ^^;
I snap a fly out of the air, then i feed the spiders with it. Theyre my guard spiders now. Also i remember having a big spider in a box with a friend, and a wasp too..
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