Content Cop - Jake Paul - General

[QUOTE=kariko;52764559] That got me laughing for the wrong reasons when I heard it. It's like Ricegum doesn't realize the police scanner is because he's a Content [B]COP[/B]. He just thought "well I'll do that too".[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;52764557]Did anyone catch that ricegum pretty much copied Ian’s intro with the police scanner talk?[/QUOTE] On top of that, he didn't even do anything with it. Ian made that 261 joke, ricegum just kinda did it.

Man if I had my head as far up my ass as RiceChump does I'd finally be able to figure out if the surgeons left any of my intestines out, confirming why I suspect my stomach is so big. Seriously though how does this guy not realize he's doing exactly what iDubbbz said he does to a T.

[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;52764587]Man if I had my head as far up my ass as RiceChump does I'd finally be able to figure out if the surgeons left any of my intestines out, confirming why I suspect my stomach is so big. Seriously though how does this guy not realize he's doing exactly what iDubbbz said he does to a T.[/QUOTE] Sometimes people are just really fucking stupid. Critical thinking is rare.

That diss track preview was so bad that I'd rather listen to Ground Control to Major Steve unironically.

I have unironically heard better rapping coming out of awkward stuttering fursuiters in full cringe gear. It takes fucking talent to be that shit.

[QUOTE=ShimTaco;52763689][video=youtube;34UCkAJKt6M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34UCkAJKt6M[/video] spoilers: its not the full thing :clickbait:[/QUOTE] one of the best up and coming music video producers Cole Bennet talked about the process and he basically can plan, shoot and edit a video in like... 3 days, it takes me personally about an hour to get a rough beat for mastering that's on par with what he used, if he's going for a 3 minute song with 2 16 bar verses, depending on the rapper that can be typed up in a day and rehearsed and recorded it would be somewhat rushed but you can ABSOLUTELY get it all done in 5 days, even including the two videos he "made" (I'm gonna assume his video guy does the more complicated edits and he just does a rough cut) [editline]10th October 2017[/editline] not to mention he bought the beat from someone and pretty much just wrote and recorded vocals so if he got the stems of the beat the only thing needed would be final mixing and mastering which depending on the people you work with usually takes a few hours max, and on a worst day some rappers I know that totally aren't me trying to get better at it for fun need 5 hours to get a whole song recorded right but someone who's consistently recording can get it down in an hour at most [editline]10th October 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=haloguy234;52764183]I just can't get over how awful he sounds. Even Ian sounds better than he does. Like, objectively. The voice is crisper, there's at least 4 additional layers of variation, and there was also [I]vocal pitching[/I] akin to actual singing like what you're supposed to do when you are rapping. It sounds like he keeps trying to do shit like DMX, I keep getting that feeling anyway, and it just doesn't work because he can't make the words punch. [sp]What a stupid little faggot.[/sp][/QUOTE] yeah I noticed that Ian kept varying up his delivery and put in some gang vocals and all this extra stuff, I mean it was probs mostly Dave's hand in things but still :v:

I wonder what it's like to be as oblivious as Ricegum is. It's increasingly obvious that he has no idea how badly Ian bodied him in the original video.

lol you would think he'd already have a diss track ready since he made that video about a possible content cop on him. he really is lazy.

Holy shit, all the top iDubbbz fan comments are deleted within about 10 minutes. He's really fucking insecure isn't he

[QUOTE=Rammaster;52764802]lol you would think he'd already have a diss track ready since he made that video about a possible content cop on him. he really is lazy.[/QUOTE] Especially considering the disstrack hass little to none to do with the content of the content cop :v:

Say goodbye to your fake career, dipshit.

[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;52764823]Holy shit, all the top iDubbbz fan comments are deleted within about 10 minutes. He's really fucking insecure isn't he[/QUOTE] Makes diss tracks, can't take disses

If you had to say something nice about rice, what would it be?

Why even make a diss track if he can't even take disses from Edoops fanbase? It's funny as fuck to see him delete the comments calling him out.

[QUOTE=ShimTaco;52763689][video=youtube;34UCkAJKt6M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34UCkAJKt6M[/video] spoilers: its not the full thing :clickbait:[/QUOTE] goddamn just immediately hitting us in the face with excuses for like 30 seconds [editline]10th October 2017[/editline] "idubbbz song is awful" proceeds to literally copy its intro, horribly

[QUOTE=Shakma;52764851]If you had to say something nice about rice, what would it be?[/QUOTE] He makes me feel better about myself because I'm not him

[QUOTE=Recurracy;52764878]He makes me feel better about myself because I'm not him[/QUOTE] God I'd love to see him attempt to naturally pick up a girl and take her home. He seems like the type of bloke to pay the ladies to hang around him.

[QUOTE=Shakma;52764851]If you had to say something nice about rice, what would it be?[/QUOTE] He's a forward thinker, buying oversized and pre-ruined clothing for when he ends up on the street.

[QUOTE=Shakma;52764851]If you had to say something nice about rice, what would it be?[/QUOTE] tasty when fried and served with chicken Now, about Ricegum. I would say he's spent so much time riding fences that he's probably good at riding dick but I think he'd actually be a terrible lay due to having no experience. Ian probably ride dicks good because he has insider knowledge. I guess he's a great example of having absolutely no self-awareness that if anyone was unsure what the term meant they could say "not like Ricegum" and people would understand across all language barriers. He brings people together to point and laugh at.

[QUOTE=Shakma;52764851]If you had to say something nice about rice, what would it be?[/QUOTE] If nothing else, he's not the "I'm ganna take down facepunch for supporting halo eldorito" guy.

[QUOTE=Shakma;52764851]If you had to say something nice about rice, what would it be?[/QUOTE] He makes me certain that I'd be a much better person with the kind of money he makes.

[QUOTE=Shakma;52764851]If you had to say something nice about rice, what would it be?[/QUOTE] that he makes a very good door stopper and floor mat [t]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AfukLGRCMAAvTZY.jpg[/t]

Just wanted to chip in that the beat and rhythm of RiceGum's rap sounds really like a default preset on your average music making program. The iDubbbz one at least sounds original.

TBH as entertaining as it might be Ricegum doesn't even deserve a Content Deputy, that would be the ultimate diss. He expects one more little parade of views and attention but never gets it.

Even though his counter disstrack is so awful, he will shrug off any bad critic with "omg I had like 2 days omg guys these things literally take time omg"

[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;52764823]Holy shit, all the top iDubbbz fan comments are deleted within about 10 minutes. He's really fucking insecure isn't he[/QUOTE] Deleted my 200+ like top comment saying how his diss track was your average diss track garbage. Mentioned how every one of those disses could be boiled down to “you’re gay” “I’m richer than you” not only that, but I probably got a good 300 comments on various videos of mine saying “you’re gay” “you’re a faggot”

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;52765248][video=youtube;lyX8F_ryjbg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyX8F_ryjbg[/video][/QUOTE] Jesus fucking hell, those sunglasses. How can people reach these levels of popularity and still fuck up on this level?

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;52765545]Jesus fucking hell, those sunglasses. How can people reach these levels of popularity and still fuck up on this level?[/QUOTE] I think that's the point dude :v: to look like a complete mong. I actually watched the whole thing and it deconstructs Ricegum's response video pretty well.

[QUOTE=Megaman1811;52765828]I think that's the point dude :v: to look like a complete mong.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ElderLolz;52765935]Pyrocynical isn't really wearing them to look cool or anything. I mean, do you even see the big purple fuck-off hat[/QUOTE] I'm not even talking about that, I'm talking about the fact that you can see his lights and computer screen reflected in them. And even if that was on purpose, there's too many youtubers with big audiences but basic production problems to go for that assumption.

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;52765545]Jesus fucking hell, those sunglasses. How can people reach these levels of popularity and still fuck up on this level?[/QUOTE] Big sunglasses are great though Unless you mean the reflection which is pretty obviously intentional