• Content Cop - Jake Paul
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[QUOTE=uwut;52767534]The minute long acapella thing is by far the worst part of this[/QUOTE] What made him thinking turning off the beat was a good idea? All it does is highlight how fucking terrible his voice and delivery is.
[QUOTE=Adzter;52767528][video=youtube;SfCsb4Ck75w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfCsb4Ck75w[/video][/QUOTE] He's still doing the whole "Idubbbz is obsessed with me" thing. I know it's not nice to say that of rape victims but he literally was asking for it.
Mirror: [quote] [vid]https://b.doko.moe/kllqki.mp4[/vid] [/quote]
It feels like he pretty much missed most of the points that Ian made, at least that's what I got from this "diss" track.
I will admit, the ending bit with the old man Content Cop hiding in the bushes taking notes made me chuckle.
That was terrible.
Lmao took him 3 vids to shell out some trash
[QUOTE=Adzter;52767528][video=youtube;SfCsb4Ck75w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfCsb4Ck75w[/video] [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1580874&p=52767561&viewfull=1#post52767561]Mirror[/url][/QUOTE] :tried:
"Yeah i'm yellow and I'm fly, call me big bird" Okay, that was funny
wow he REALLY has to keep mentioning H3 and PewDiePie... hmm its almost like he's being an attention whore
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;52767537]So he even admits to just randomly adding a VEVO tag? Why even? Nobody puts any stock into that, they're not gonna go "oh well it's got VEVO on it it's gotta be good," it's like the fucking Kickstarter Top Picks thing where it doesn't mean shit when anyone can out it on their videos. Besides, can't they get pissed at him for using their logos?[/QUOTE] Be sure to contact VEVO and tell them that Ricegum is using their logo without their permission, and that the video is mostly him harassing a mentally handicapped and homosexual man.
Also did he say "Probably says nigger" or "Proudly says nigger"? I can't understand his stuffed throat speech
Ricegum's diss was so underwhelming like, jesus christ.
the 2nd part feels like it was thrown together in the last 10 minutes
that was exactly what i expected
I like how it just devolves halfway through into name-calling like he ran out of ideas so fast and so hard he had to go into "you stink and you wear glasses and your face looks weird" territory.
Ricegum talks like his throat is caked in "phlegm".
[media]https://twitter.com/Idubbbz/status/917900288966529024[/media]
I don't get why he's trying to play the whole "I CAME FROM NOTHING THAT'S WHY I FLEX NOW" like cunt fuck off you came from a middle-class family in Las Vegas you're not hood. outside of all of this I dislike ricegum purely because he is a dog-shit rapper, his flow is terrible, his beats are stale and his voice is just legitimately fucking terrible to listen to. Like the attention this cunt get's is so undeserved considering his level of skill. I mean why listen to actually talented upcoming artists [video=youtube;0wf2ObzIHMA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wf2ObzIHMA[/video] [video=youtube;WUDSR6NAVG4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUDSR6NAVG4&[/video] When you can listen to this nerdy asian fuckboy with emphysema that made his fortune from call of duty trolling videos. [video=youtube;dKnoOdDLy4o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKnoOdDLy4o[/video] Honestly in my opinion anybody who actually thinks ricegum's rap is actually good are all little kids that grew up hating rap and only like him because he used to roast music.ly kids.
i dont even get this, in his rap he says like 3 times he isnt flexing but then like three times directly says hes flexing non ironically, and even continues to flex with shit like 'i live in a mansion' i don't even understand this.
[QUOTE=Viva;52767762]i dont even get this, in his rap he says like 3 times he isnt flexing but then like three times directly says hes flexing non ironically, and even continues to flex with shit like 'i live in a mansion' i don't even understand this.[/QUOTE] There is no logic. Only stupidity. Don't waste brain cells trying to understand his trash way of thinking
I was torn between half laughing through it for how half assed it was and turning the video off because of how genuinely fucking awful the track actually was.
[QUOTE=Demolitions2;52767773]There is no logic. Only stupidity. Don't waste brain cells trying to understand his trash way of thinking[/QUOTE] Ive been reading through the thread and wasnt even bothering watching any ricegum stuff and thought people were just exaggerating his nonsense because cirlejerk. I had to check out the track but i made it halfway through, it wasn't that bad sounding but just it made no sense, he made no points at all that attacked edups, he literally just kept making contradictions saying literally one thing (and it really doesnt seem ironic when he says it) then immediately the literal opposite or showing the literal opposite of what he just said. Is it true that this guy always grew up wealthy too? or is that something that people are just saying is a thing so they can mock him when he says he started out low.
Well he first got famous making call of duty videos while he was still in high school and he grew up in Las Vegas so I'm pretty sure he wasn't fucking starving on the streets, or having to flick pills and shit to survive. He's just a fronter trying to act all hood now because people now know him for his fucking awful diss-tracks, and his mind those diss-tracks have a lot less weight when it's coming from a vietnamese computer nerd turned rapper. Like these are his old videos g [video=youtube;Yp1FrEa2pUM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp1FrEa2pUM[/video]
I've heard raps about World of Warcraft better than his lyrical equivalent of "I know you are but what am I?"
[QUOTE=Adzter;52767561]Mirror:[/QUOTE] So lets ignore the actual content of this "rap". It's garbage like everyone expected, lets look at the actual quality of the fucking thing instead. Ricegum has zero real flow, he has no fucking idea how to make something work with his speech pattern (it's like he's constantly holding his nose or some shit, supremely nasally), I don't think he actually knows how to vocalise at all as from what I've suffered through from him every single rap is just him shout-talking angrily at his mic vaguely in time with a standard beat. This is all covered up with the backing track being blasted super loud, and likely a little bit of auto-tune to bring it in line tbh. It really shows when the laughable "a capella" part comes in. Losing the backing track means any processing on the vocals would stand out super hard, and as a result it sounds fucking [I][B]awful[/B][/I]. Even with his backing track playing, it doesn't show any creativity. It's just the same 20-30 second loop repeating over and over, nothing really changes at all while it's playing until he decides to drop it for the previously mentioned garbage. And then there's the video editing. Which just screams "try hard", flashy camera zooms and flicks, cuts out of the asshole. It's just boring to look at (fitting eh). But I expect if the camera lingered on one shot for too long you'd see how fucking awkward the dude actually is, standing around in a fucking robe trying to look hard. I have zero background in music of video and even I feel fit to critique this shitshow, holy fuck. How the fuck has this dumb cunt even managed to gain a following at all lmao
Like I said earlier honestly I find it hard to believe anybody who has grown up legitimately being into Rap would actually think that this cunts shit is actually good. His following is almost entirely little kids who like him for dissing other little kids.
Lmao the preview was better than the actual video. What I like is they he's obviously trying extremely hard, while in edup's video, it's obvious they aren't taking it seriously.
he just stopped trying in the end.
[QUOTE=Adzter;52767528][video=youtube;SfCsb4Ck75w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfCsb4Ck75w[/video] [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1580874&p=52767561&viewfull=1#post52767561]Mirror[/url][/QUOTE] the rap itself is pretty trash but the fact that he actually managed to shoot and edit a semi-legit looking music video(well two minutes of one anyway) in just a couple days is kinda impressive actually.
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