My favorite part about this diss track is the minute teaser he's been lightly grazing on everybody's cocks for the last 3 days is really the only content of the song. The final minute of the song is just the final verse repeated twice, and the last minute and a half of the actual video is just riffing with no rhythm.
This is the laziest thing I've ever seen. [B][I][U]THREE DAYS. 72 HOURS. 42% OF AN ENTIRE WEEK. [/U][/I][/B]
It's like a 12 year old making a diss track lmao, he's so predictible it's lame.
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[QUOTE=ClauAmericano;52767923][media]https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/917914646912348160[/media][/QUOTE]
I do love how Keem is playing the kid in the playground that repeats what the big bully is saying that everyone tells to shut up.
It's hilarious how hard Keem is sucking Ricegum's dick.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;52768008]It's hilarious how hard Keem is sucking Ricegum's dick.[/QUOTE]
The gnome will do whatever it can to stay relevant.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;52768008]It's hilarious how hard Keem is sucking Ricegum's dick.[/QUOTE]
Makes you wonder if he'd be on his side if it wasn't for the keemstar content cop :thinking:
Keem will suck anyone's dick for attention. He's a bottom feeder. Tabloid garbage.
What we can learn from riceplum's diss track:
- Ian fucks his sister
- Ian is gay
- Ian fucks pewdiepie
- Ian is gay
- Ian gets no pussy
- H3 stopped eating snacks
-nvm-
[QUOTE=fredstin22;52768069][img]https://i.imgur.com/JBMOllV.png[/img]
"but I don't flex ok I do but ironically"[/QUOTE]
"I flex ironically."
[QUOTE=Wafflemonstr;52767901]the rap itself is pretty trash but the fact that he actually managed to shoot and edit a semi-legit looking music video(well two minutes of one anyway) in just a couple days is kinda impressive actually.[/QUOTE]
I doubt that has anything to do with Ricegum and everything to do with the skills of his production crew and ghostwriter.
Even then the production crew didn't do the best job in the world. The most interesting thing they did was hire some dude to be a parody of Ian but any production crew can get out a music video consisting of shots of a guy rapping around his house, his car, and some random LA wilderness in a few days. Not to mention the lyrics are basic bitch trash.
Doubly not to mention they didn't even finish the fucking music video and had to resort to putting Ian's face in front of static for the final minute.
[QUOTE=Gunzers6;52768081][media]https://twitter.com/AnisaJomha/status/917890335677743104[/media]
:thinking:[/QUOTE]
I haven't taken 46 dimensional chess yet someone explain :(
edubz is hypersexual
nothing can sate his lust
[QUOTE=Gunzers6;52768081][media]https://twitter.com/AnisaJomha/status/917890335677743104[/media]
:thinking:[/QUOTE]
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ricegum. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of aesthetics most of the lyrics will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rice’s sick mad beats and lyrics, which are deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from DMX, NWA, and Limp Bizkit, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rice truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the validity in Rice's existential catchphrase “Did it feel good though?,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as his ghost writer's genius wit unfolds itself on their browser windows. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Ricegum tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
im still trying to figure out why ricegum thought itd be a good idea to call him gay and mean it as an insult when ian's rap [U]literally opened up with 'i wanna be gay'[/U] then follows it up with 'cause youre fucked and i wanna savour it'
Ricegum effectively just helped ian out by saying 'yeah you're gay, so im fucked and i want you to savour it'
[editline]10th October 2017[/editline]
also another thing i wanna say, rap and all is not at all my genre but i know what diss tracks are. I dont know whats good and whats bad rap or hiphop or whatever wise but a diss track is meant to cut deep and be super personal. Edups made his WHOLE track insulting ricegum with specifics, ricegums was just 'you fuck your sister you look like a school shooter, i have money, i dont flex, but i live in a mansion and im using that against you'
that and, from what i can tell at least, watching the behind the scenes of ian's track. Ian honest to god did most of the work with track and was just guided by boyinaband. Someone who never rapped ever and it was his first time did it better than someone who considers rap their career. Granted ian had time on his hands but even someone like me who has no taste for the genre but still understands the point of a diss track could tell you why ian's won and why ricegum fails and not even on a logic level but just on compositional level. That's REALLY bad.
[QUOTE=Viva;52768105]im still trying to figure out why ricegum thought itd be a good idea to call him gay and mean it as an insult when ian's rap [U]literally opened up with 'i wanna be gay'[/U] then follows it up with 'cause youre fucked and i wanna savour it'
Ricegum effectively just helped ian out by saying 'yeah you're gay, so im fucked and i want you to savour it'
[editline]10th October 2017[/editline]
also another thing i wanna say, rap and all is not at all my genre but i know what diss tracks are. I dont know whats good and whats bad rap or hiphop or whatever wise but a diss track is meant to cut deep and be super personal. Edups made his WHOLE track insulting ricegum with specifics, ricegums was just 'you fuck your sister you look like a school shooter, i have money, i dont flex, but i live in a mansion and im using that against you'
that and, from what i can tell at least, watching the behind the scenes of ian's track. Ian honest to god did most of the work with track and was just guided by boyinaband. Someone who never rapped ever and it was his first time did it better than someone who considers rap their career. Granted ian had time on his hands but even someone like me who has no taste for the genre but still understands the point of a diss track could tell you why ian's won and why ricegum fails and not even on a logic level but just on compositional level. That's REALLY bad.[/QUOTE]
The funniest part is the time was irrelevant. Rice's fans keep saying "oh but he only had a week to respond and he made this in one day!" Rice has a dedicated team of people who:
- film his videos
- edit his videos
- compose his music
- mix his music
- master his music
- write his lyrics
and all they could deliver was an unfinished product.
[QUOTE=Wafflemonstr;52767901]the rap itself is pretty trash but the fact that he actually managed to shoot and edit a semi-legit looking music video(well two minutes of one anyway) in just a couple days is kinda impressive actually.[/QUOTE]
Not really, just hire a ton of people to do it. Obviously I can't prove it but I have a strong feeling... :pudge:
Man I didn't expect his response to be this weak
the diss track is like the room of shitty rap, minus the entertaining aspect of its poor quality. it just sucks
god fucking kill me please
[editline]10th October 2017[/editline]
I expected a really awful response but holy shit I'm actually impressed
[URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL2yUonqz5s"]ricegum you are a blubbering idiot[/URL]
holy shit I knew it was going to be terrible but I had no idea it would be that terrible
the beat....just....stops half way through???
how the [I]fuck[/I] does this guy have fans. Genuinely curious. How can you listen to this guy and think this is good music or good flow
[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;52768201]holy shit I knew it was going to be terrible but I had no idea it would be that terrible
the beat....just....stops half way through???
how the [I]fuck[/I] does this guy have fans. Genuinely curious. How can you listen to this guy and think this is good music or good flow[/QUOTE]
Great minds think alike
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[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;52768201]holy shit I knew it was going to be terrible but I had no idea it would be that terrible
the beat....just....stops half way through???
how the [I]fuck[/I] does this guy have fans. Genuinely curious. How can you listen to this guy and think this is good music or good flow[/QUOTE]
The funniest shit ever to me is he wants to talk about how huge he is and how YouTube needs to bow to him and all this other poser shit but like, I'm on YouTube every day. I browse the trending feed, I'm watching different genres of videos, etc, and before this started i'd not heard of or seen RiceGum before in the years I've been on YT?.
In a spectacular twist of irony, he started shitty and irrelevant and he'll end the same way.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;52768131]The funniest part is the time was irrelevant. Rice's fans keep saying "oh but he only had a week to respond and he made this in one day!" Rice has a dedicated team of people who:
- film his videos
- edit his videos
- compose his music
- mix his music
- master his music
- write his lyrics
and all they could deliver was an unfinished product.[/QUOTE]
i wanted to say that in response to Wafflemonstr . Like yeah it was edited nicely but i highly highly doubt he himself actually did that. I don't know much about the guy but i know the fact he had ghostwriters he didnt credit is true, and with how he very obviously spends his money and his personality, i absolutely believe he does hardly any work on his videos and ships it out.
But for someone who uses diss tracks as legitimate threats to cause harm to someone, and someone who considers themselves as an actual rappe. He's ripping off vevo logos to slap over their shit, know less about the point of his medium that someone who doesnt care for it, and literally doesn't even pay attention to whats being said. Like i imagine to be good at doing that you gotta be perceptive to pick up on small cues and larger ones then using that as well as on the fly things like aspects of the other person lyrics to throw it all back at you.
I think the only thing he proved wrong about Ian's track was when boyinaband said Rice couldnt even make playground insults, because he damn well proves them wrong in his track by calling ian a sister fucker who's gay. he got THAT down at least and showed them there.
How can someone brag about their accomplishments when the only part of what they do is easily the worst aspect of it.
Yo Ricegum is going to end up with a retail job and/or be homeless once his youtube career dies out
his fucking rap career isn't going to work out I'll tell you that much
and this idiot isn't going to put everything into savings either
