• [Super Interactive] Getting away with murder
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Eat the shit and then barf! Attract the horde to the cops!
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;18841484]Eat the shit and then barf! Attract the horde to the cops![/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/2lnk2eb.png[/IMG] ''Nomnomnomom' you are eating shit [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/eb26is.png[/IMG] You puke on a officer coming towards you ''Rugggrhhrha' [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/256cigy.png[/IMG] O shitz , the officer swings his baton towards your head
Let it hit and kill you.
dodge it, he must not get you to the floor
lick it
Use it as a assplug
Lick it.
Give it a blowjob
Kick it away and then round-house kick the police in the butt.
lick the baton's ass
Stick it up the cops ass.
Turn yourself in.
headbutt the police stick
This is one of the funniest interactive stories ever. You should go and steal the baton and anal rape the cop
[QUOTE=emPiRe14;18874316]Turn yourself in.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/9bang6.png[/IMG] You got sentenced livelong in a high security prison [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2colaol.png[/IMG] Luckily they forgot to check your inventory , these are the items you have on you
[QUOTE=Satansick;18915055][IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/9bang6.png[/IMG] You got sentenced livelong in a high security prison [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2colaol.png[/IMG] Luckily they forgot to check your inventory , these are the items you have on you[/QUOTE] Take the LCD,then go batshit.
[QUOTE=Maximosa;18915568]Take the LCD,then go batshit.[/QUOTE] With the dildo.
give the smurf half of the lsd and you take the rest, then give the smurf the gun
[QUOTE=Maximosa;18915568]Take the LCD,then go batshit.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/sm4nyu.png[/IMG] You take the LSD [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/34g32vp.png[/IMG] okopmnjkmnhnmkl [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/25tjfrb.png[/IMG] You see a monster , and you follow your instincts [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2d26ro5.png[/IMG] After a epic battle you defeat the monster [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/xf4nl.png[/IMG] ''You have defeated the monster , you are now the hero of Dickland' You shed manly tears Well that was what you thought what you were doing , but you were actually ... [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/ngvqix.png[/IMG] Going batshit with the dildo against the celldoor [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/w14m0z.png[/IMG] You are free
not completely free, there are cops round the corner
I lold,i didn't expect my idea to be chosen.Anyways. Use the smurf to distract the guards.
Chill out with the smurf
Eat the smurf and become a alien from avatar.
Burst into this song: [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1vH2rjUshk&feature=related[/MEDIA]
Combine the Dildo with the Gun [editline]11:01AM[/editline] Also stick that paper clip up the Smurf's ass
[QUOTE=krten_2x 4b;18919229]not completely free, there are cops round the corner[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/awc6eh.png[/IMG] There is [b]A[/b] cop around the corner , also a turd 4 the lulz
Throw the turd at the cop!
Chill out with the smurf and the cop.
Here's what you do: Arrange the gunpowder from the bullets in the gun around the paperclip and melt the dildo around it to form a fuse. Shove this fuse up the smurfs ass, set it alight and throw it at the cop.
Bite the smurf in half.
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