• [Super Interactive] Getting away with murder
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[quote=faren;18950853]here's what you do: Arrange the gunpowder from the bullets in the gun around the paperclip and melt the dildo around it to form a fuse. Shove this fuse up the smurfs ass, set it alight and throw it at the cop.[/quote] this
[B]Eat the turd and breathe the cop in the face![/B] (I laughed so much that i could barely type.)
[QUOTE=Faren;18950853]Here's what you do: Arrange the gunpowder from the bullets in the gun around the paperclip and melt the dildo around it to form a fuse. Shove this fuse up the smurfs ass, set it alight and throw it at the cop.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/14c7bsl.png[/IMG] You have created the smurf bomb [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/xm7loj.png[/IMG] Kadussshh [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/k19f2u.png[/IMG] Blamikaboom [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/il927d.png[/IMG] There is a hole to the outside , you seem to be on an island though :ohdear:
Go outside and jump in the water.
Start yelling zombies because you're in Resident Evil.
[QUOTE=no-named;18966690]Go outside .[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/352iszl.png[/IMG]
Lick the ground and then explore the island.
Find a fish in the ground.
Dig out some dirt then spit on it to harden it and use it as a raft. Use a leg from the dead guard as an oar.
Catch a fish and then....wait for it....lick it's ass.
^ that
Rip off one of your legs and bury it for later.
Make a raft out of miscellaneous dead smurf and prison guard body parts. Then find something to lick, preferably the ass of something dead.
Lick the ground's ass. Then dig for gold with the dildo to hopefully find something useful.
Get outside, and go all McGyver and build a boat from things around the island. [editline]09:11PM[/editline] or a plane [editline]09:11PM[/editline] or both :smug:
Go back into prison, and give everyone a rim job.
Wait to hitchhike with some pirates.
seduce yourself
first, mourn the dead smurf, then make circles in the grass.
Horatio from CSI normally ends up on stupid scenes like this. Get him to say a useful-to-you one-liner. Saved. (Then buttrape him)
Run and jump in to the sea, then swim down and see if you can find anything at the bottom of the sea.
[QUOTE=emPiRe14;18982455]Wait to hitchhike with some pirates.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/23kqiv6.png[/IMG] '' Arrrh matey , we be going to the mainland for suplies and whores , would you like to come along?'' [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/4q3bl5.png[/IMG] ''Boy do i!' -later- [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/2uh8gti.png[/IMG] ''Bye pirates i had a most splendid time!' [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/ic396u.png[/IMG] You are in the harbor district , which isn't the nicest place in town . There is a pawn- and a bait/fish supply shop
Grab the barrel on fire and beat the shit out of the drugged person with it, steal his money, then go to the pawn shop and buy something deadly
Lick the guys ass.
Lick the guys ass.
Lick the guys ass.
Lick that man's ass
Man that ass, Lick!
[QUOTE=INv3Rt;18994822]Grab the barrel on fire and beat the shit out of the drugged person with it, steal his money, then go to the pawn shop and buy something deadly[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2mwcm0o.jpg[/IMG] You punch the druggy , it causes internal bleeding [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/spgl88.png[/IMG] While the druggy lies incapacitated on the ground you stand infront of him with the fiery barrel '' Merry buttfucking Christmas' and you smash the barrel into his skull [QUOTE=TGWTF9001;18995788]Lick the guys ass.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Matt PL;19002628]Lick the guys ass.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=coco911231;19002938]Lick the guys ass.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Bouncytubez;19006792]Lick that man's ass[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;19007078]Man that ass, Lick![/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2di52eu.png[/IMG] Mmmhhh , poooppy ... [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/9jm1hl.png[/IMG] ''Hello kind sir , would like to purchase this sack of weapons' (lol sack) [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/28o8qf.png[/IMG] This is your new inventory , 2 pistols , nunchucks , tactical shotgun , boomerang machete (if you throw it , it comes back :wtc:) , c4 and a whole lot of ammo . You also bought a bandanna (for Xtra ninja) [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/no6ofp.png[/IMG] You are outside the pawn shop again , and it started to snow!
Create a Lamborghini out of snow then haul ass to the police station.
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